One day during my travels through Africa, I took the psychedelic Ayahuasca and since then have never slept and have been able to teleport at will. I mostly use my powers to escape from the police while commit what they call "crimes", which are illegal mostly due to old 60's propaganda. I also help the commies in their insidious plots. Occasionally I will teleport into bank vaults and take their money, but only after I overdraft my account, and they make me pay some silly fine. Someday I fear I will have to take control over America, due to the governments irresponsible rule.