Slinger

Slinger is a CV Avenger.

"For the Order!"

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  • July 11, 2008 - 4:03 p.m.
    Slinger just created a new forum post on the topic What's going through your mind RIGHT NOW? in the Off-Topic
    Ew! Who wears a shirt with their own band name on it? That's worse than wearing a shirt with the name of the headliner at a concert!

  • July 11, 2008 - 4:02 p.m.
    Slinger just created a new forum post on the topic What's going through your mind RIGHT NOW? in the Off-Topic
    Lol! I was just being Dramatic, and it wasn't as bad as I thought.

  • July 11, 2008 - 4 p.m.
    Slinger is now friends with Det. Vic Mackey
  • July 11, 2008 - 3:59 p.m.
    Slinger just created a new forum post on the topic Spider-Man v.s. The Killer in the Battles
    Meteorite said: "Although if Spidey's angry then he might make mistakes and ignore his spidey sense so the killer might get him if he's too angry to fight properly.
    " Yeah, like he was too angry to curbstomp Kingpin for killing Aunt May. Spidey will own Killer, the fight will last seconds.

  • July 11, 2008 - 3:52 p.m.
    Slinger just created a new forum post on the topic Comic Vine Avengers in the RPG
    Nice! I'm swamped otherwise I might think about joining in!

  • July 11, 2008 - 3:50 p.m.
    Slinger just created a new forum post on the topic Final Unity (OOC) in the RPG
    I've been away, but will now catch up...

  • July 11, 2008 - 3:48 p.m.
    Slinger just created a new forum post on the topic Comic Vine Avengers in the RPG
    Sounds cool. Actually I was gonna check in on Final Unity now, it might provide a good point to take off from.

  • July 11, 2008 - 3:27 p.m.
    Slinger just created a new forum post on the topic Vine's Final Fantasy I OoC in the RPG
    it's okay, I'll read up and try to figure out what's going on.

  • July 11, 2008 - 3:21 p.m.
    Slinger just created a new forum post on the topic Vine's Final Fantasy I OoC in the RPG
    Sorry I (Ramza) have been unexpectedly away from the internet for a few days, I'll try and catch up now. Anything in particular I should be aware of?

  • July 11, 2008 - 3:16 p.m.
    Slinger just created a new forum post on the topic 5 Most Important Humans in History in the Off-Topic
    1) Johann Gutenberg

    2) Muhammad

    3) Jesus Christ

    4) Isaac Newton

    5) Alexander Flemming

    (*Even though the existence of an individual is disputed, that doesn't make the person any less important.)

My Real Life
My family: http://www.flynntribe.com <br> Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/avengers_assemble <br> AIM: mkspiderpunk <br> e-mail: turkinasbeak@myway.com <line> <h1>The Early Years</h1> <p> Slinger, born James Burgess Jr, is an unassuming man, very thin, five and a half feet tall, with brown shaggy hair, and icy blue eyes. Sometimes he sports a short, scruffy, red beard and mustache. Slinger is most often seen wearing tight fitting jeans and a slim cut band t-shirt. His father, James Burgess Sr, is a wealthy software developer and his mother, Noreen Flynn-Burgess is an anthropologist.</p> <p> When James was a young boy, his parents were both often extremely busy with their careers, often leaving the young boy to stay with his grandfather, John Flynn. He loved his grandpa very much and would often sit in wonder as he would tell him stories about crusading knights back in the middle ages, especially the Knights Templar. James quickly took great interest in the knighthood, he would play at being a knight all the time, practicing chivalry, righting small wrongs around the neighborhood, and constantly studying different knightly orders.</p> <p> One day while his parents were out of town on business, and his grandpa was taking a nap, young James, 13 years old at the time, went on a treasure hunting mission in his grandfathers basement. Hanging on the wall in the basement was a placard that had a picture of his families coat of arms, that James had never noticed before. He studied it carefully, memorizing the design, a large dog under three moons. He reached up to pull it down and heard a loud bang and a click, then the sound of stone grinding against stone, as the wall started to shift revealing a passage. The idea of a secret passage in his grandfather's basement was just too much excitement for James to pass up, and he decided to explore. He made his way through the dark twisting stone corridor, and finally came into a large chamber deep underground. Ensconced torches lined the room, and there was one small oil lamp, still lit sitting at the center of a large, round, stone table. Surrounding the table were eight small chairs, and another more extravagant looking one. Also around the circular room he saw that there were eight other passages leading out of the chamber. Just as he was preparing to explore further he was frightened by the sound of a familiar voice, "<b>Well, James, it seems you have stumbled upon my little secret.</b>" It was Grandpa Flynn! "<b>Welcome my boy, to the inner sanctum of the order of the Knights Templar.</b>"</p></line>
My Super Life

         Young James' life was transformed forever the day he had stumbled upon the secret meeting place of the knights. Though it took some persuasion on his part, he managed to convince his grandfather and the rest of the order to induct him into the knighthood. They decided that since he already knew about their secret, it was in their best interest, as well as James' to make him a squire under his grandfather. The next ten years, James spent his life studying the Templar code, underwent intense physical training, and began down the path to spiritual purity. It was very hard work, but James was happy and honored to do it.

        Just as he was entering his eleventh year as squire to his grandfather, tragedy struck. The Charter of the knighthood, as well as a sacred artifact was stolen by an unknown assailant, but even worse still, James' grandpa was direly injured during the theft, leaving James' alone for a time, a squire without a knight with whom train. Instead of appointing a new knight for James to train under, the aging council decided that he had learned what he could from the knights, and instead granted James the title of Knight-Errant and tasked him with the job of seeking out the thief and retrieving the charter and the artifact that was stolen, and when the time comes that he return triumphant, he will take his grandpa's place among the Order.

         Eager to become a full fledged knight, Slinger came to the Comic Vine, but when he got there he was quickly intimidated by the powerful others already inhabiting it. Nonetheless Slinger has a heart of gold, he is quick to defend those who are in need, and tries his best to right wrongs when he can. His journey will not end until he can find the thief who stole from the Templars, and then, bring it to justice.

The Code

  • Before all else a Templar knight is faithful.

  • A Templar's valor is a measure of his faith.

  • Humility in all things.

  • Patience outlasts all.

  • Loyalty to true friends, vengeance to betrayers and foes.

  • Benevolence is a balm to all souls.

  • Integrity is the foundation on which all things of value are built.

  • Mercy for those that deserve mercy.

  • Generosity is the left hand of God.

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Added by Slinger on July 7, 2008 | |

This post relates to: What's been the most shocking moment in comics for you?

Conclusion of One More Day, Pete and MJ's marriage dissolved.

Iron Man throwing in with the government at the beginning of Civil War (I really thought it was gonna be the other way around.)

Raphael and Donatello coming back from the future.

Alpha Flight being killed off off-panel.

Avengers Disassembled.


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Obi Wan Kenobi!
on July 7, 2008
Ralph and Donatello coming back from the future? when did they ever go to the future? lol I'm sorry I've nver read any  TMNT comics lol

Slinger
on July 7, 2008
It was years ago, they were the first comics I read. They went back from the past to warn the "teenage" turtles about something. Leonardo and Michaelangelo were  dead, Raph  had Leo's swords. It was badass!  Also shocking was when the Mutanimals were killed off.  Man they had some fun comics back then, I wish I still had them.

Added by Slinger on June 20, 2008 | |

This post relates to: What superhero (or comic character) would you like to go on vacation with?

I would pick Storm (like so many others) for her weather manipulation, and Blink so we could go anywhere in the world at a moments notice.


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Added by Slinger on June 17, 2008 | |

This post relates to: What's your favorite version of the Hulk (color, personality, smartness, etc)?

Bill Bixby and Lou Ferrigno teamed up to be the best versions of the Hulk. Gotta love that ending piano music!


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Obi Wan Kenobi!
on June 17, 2008
you're old

AirDave817
on June 18, 2008
No school better than the old school. Give me Lou Ferrigno in the bad rug any day!

Added by Slinger on June 15, 2008 | |
I'm in such a shitty mood and this guy is trying to get me to go and see Dethklok on Tuesday and I can hardly stand him, let alone Metalocalypse. I just want to be left alone right now!!! Please God, why do you want me to suffer?!

What I hate the most is that I'll probably succumb to the peer pressure.

Never mind, I already have. Why do I do this shit, I really hate myself...

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pixelized
on June 15, 2008
They say God doesn't give us anything he knows we can't handle...
all agitations are temporary....
I hope you feel better [=

Slinger
on June 15, 2008
Yeah, life is short and then you die. Bah, I'm feeling pessimistic today.

Added by Slinger on June 15, 2008 | |
So this morning my ex-girlfriend told me that it has just recently dawned on her that she is leaving the country for Scotland and we may never see each other again. I write "may" but I have a feeling it is more definite than that. Some background on the relationship...

We met in high school in 1998, I thought she was the most beautiful person I had ever seen. We were mere acquaintances until we were juniors, that was when things were starting to fall apart for her, and for me life was looking pretty good.

I used to be a terrible student in school, I'm not sure why. I am brilliantly intelligent (believe it or not,) I just didn't want to do the work, so I didn't. This all changed in my sophomore year. I had an algebra teacher, Mr Christiansen, who really helped me to discover my potential, and also a lust for knowledge. It wasn't long after that I was a straight 'A' student, and it was easy for me too. I even studied physics on my own, I feel like I have since regressed to my "what's the point?" mode, but that's an other story. The point is that by my junior year I had great grades which in turn had won me many scholarships, and also a great job in a friendly atmosphere where I made really good money for a sixteen year old (or maybe I was seventeen, It was over five years ago, so I don't remember.)

Jennifer on the other hand had been through hell between the spring of sophomore year and the summer of junior year. She had often referred to that year (2000 I think it was) as the worst year of her life. I wasn't very close to her yet, but from what I can remember some very traumatic things happened to her this year. Early in the year, I believe we were still sophomores, her house was burnt to the ground by an arsonist trying to cover up a robbery of a convenient store. She spent quite a while afterward away from school, I can only imagine what it would be like to lose your entire life over the course of an evening. One of her losses being her cat "JJ" or "Jennifer Junior", she's always had a lot of animals, I believe this was the only one that didn't make it, but it was her cat and it was a very painful moment for her, I know that cat was important to her. Also that year, sometime during the summer I guess, but almost right before school had started because it was major news around the halls, she broke up with her best friend at the time, who was also named Jennifer. This came as a shock to me, well, to everybody really. The two were inseparable for years, and suddenly they wouldn't even talk to each other or recognize each other's existence in any way at all. It was very surreal and I don't know if either of them noticed, but their breakup seemed to upset the balance of the universe as a slight sadness could be felt reverberating throughout the building. Later I would become privy to the details of what lead up to the separation, but honestly it still doesn't make sense to me. From what I gather, they both feel very betrayed by the other. I really think this was all due to manipulation from an other person who was jealous of what they had. I know at least from my Jennifer's end she would welcome some sort of truce with her ex-best friend, but she is also a little paranoid (a family trait, I have come to learn) and avoids her at all costs. I have been in the same room as the both of them before, and am sure that they have noticed each other's presence, the tension is palpable. Anyway, things for her were looking bad, she fell in with kind of a rough crowd and took on an almost "what've I got to lose?" approach to life.

Well school started this year, junior year for the class of 2002, and everything was just weird. I felt like I was in Bizzaro World. I've always been an very shy person, extremely introverted, and quite stoic, which explains why despite my dashing good looks and charm, that I've had exactly one girlfriend in my entire life (though I have had many crushes, before Jennifer it was like I was in love with someone new every other week.)  Anyway, it was around this time when, for some reason still unknown to me, Jennifer began to notice me. I didn't quite understand it, and I thought she was making fun of me at first, but apparently for all my genius I am also oblivious, because apparently the whole school had noticed before I had that she had developed a huge crush on me. Everyday before school started she would talk to me a little bit, just smalltalk about classes and teachers, but I suppose the body language should've tipped me off, as both of our nervousness was fairly visibly apparent.

At the time she had a boyfriend who lived off Cape, I think he was our age, maybe a year younger, I'm not sure, but I think things were starting to go south for them, though I know that he was probably the first person she had ever really loved. He was a nice enough guy, and I'm pretty sure she still keeps in some degree of contact with him. Well, she started talking to me one day while we were waiting for the day to begin about how she had started thinking about somebody else. At this point we had been talking quite a bit and I think we had finally crossed the line between acquaintances and became friends. Anyway (I use this word too much, I need to utilize the thesaurus in this thing,) anyway, she asked me that morning what I was doing for lunch and I told her I would be in the library, as was my normal routine, and working on homework. When I got there that afternoon she was already there, waiting for me. I was extremely nervous I knew something was up, but I also wouldn't allow myself to get too excited, just in case I was wrong, I don't think I could have taken the heartbreak, though looking back, I had no idea what heartbreak was. Well, that lunch period was probably one of the greatest days of my life because she poured her heart out to me, she opened herself up and proved she was far braver then, than I ever would be. She told me it was me who had become the other man in her life, and all I could do was sit there and twitch uncomfortably.

God, I love her.

Maybe I'll finish this later.




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Slinger Stats
1st Appearance: Feb. 1, 2008
City: Harwich
Origin: Human
Gender: Male
Alignment: Good
SuperPowers:
  • Weapons expert
  • Peak human physicality
  • Armored suit
  • Holy sword
My Weaknesses:
  • Normal human
My Professions:
  • other
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rocks
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Bukowski

pixelized
just touched your body
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working on a news feature.....
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just saw hellboy 2
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The King of Kings
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We Are Legend

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G's Queen
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Obi Wan Kenobi!
on June 14, 2008
thanx, Slinger
BatgirlBabs
on June 12, 2008
Nope I stole it cause I was gonna do a NY vs BTown thread and it never happened :P
pixelized
on June 11, 2008
I know! Blondie is class......who did the cover that you have?
Obi Wan Kenobi!
on May 28, 2008
hey thanx..I might stick with "The Equalizer" for now it sounds cool...till i find a better name..lol
pixelized
on May 12, 2008
you have your first set of points...congrats
Octagon Freak
on May 9, 2008
Yes, I'm an avid VS. player. In fact, I was on tcgplayer/vs a lot before here. I have the most points in the vs. page here too, lol. I'm going to Indianapolis's Gen Con this summer, and playing in a few tournaments.
Octagon Freak
on May 8, 2008
I wouldn't make your 1 drop rare. lol. They already have a 2 drop that gives reinforcement, and he's common.
pixelized
on May 5, 2008
Oh slinger...she is a hot piece of action...sorry she slipped away
BatgirlBabs
on May 5, 2008
LOL you know you love it...
BatgirlBabs
on May 4, 2008
LOL slinger, story of my life...<em>head down</em>Its the Madison Sq. Garden Curse
Bukowski
on May 4, 2008
thanks, it was drawn by Daniel Johnston
BatgirlBabs
on May 4, 2008
YES ROCKAWAY BEACHdude we so need to hang out.
pixelized
on May 1, 2008
I've decided there is no way you're single....if so you should just write down your thoughts and stuff and send them to females...lol...[[all this is coming from what you wrote on my blog]]
pixelized
on April 30, 2008
I love them! That song was probably one of the most inappropriate ringtones I think I ever had. Lol....but "baby girl, I'm a blur" is my new favorite by them
Bukowski
on April 30, 2008
yo yo ma
pixelized
on April 26, 2008
"And i would walk 500 miles and i would walk 500 more...LMAO love th at song....uhhhhhh....nice power...lol drive a stick haha
BatgirlBabs
on April 25, 2008
You did it yay!NICE CURE SLINGERRRRR
BatgirlBabs
on April 24, 2008
Thank ya deary. You should make one too!!!!
Diesel
on April 23, 2008
Hello,I agree that the part where the Mayan Death God was bouncing all over the place was cool. Seems like even Super man would have a hard time with him doing that.
We Are Legend
on April 23, 2008
Nice weaknesses dude lolz.