Psychose

Psychose

""Les véritables secrets d'un être lui sont plus secrets qu'ils ne le sont à autrui." (Paul Valéry)"

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My Real Life

It is very difficult to describe ourselves. The quotation I put as my battle cry explains it. (See quotation on my blog to know more). The only things I know about myself are:

  • I am a neutral person (in fact I am a good person with a very dark way of thought). That is why Paul Valéry is my thoughts' master. (See quotation on my blog to know a little about him)

  • I am interesting in everything. For instance I am a scientist who loves all kind of literature. (Novel/Poetry/Philosophy/Bande Désinnée/Manga/Comics)

  • I am eclectic. Humour for Happy Few, stupid humour, cultural journey or drinking session, it is all the same for me.

My Super Life

To protect her son, JB3R's mother gave him an unpronounceable first name for foreign people. Indeed, if you want to attack someone, you have to pronounce a cool sentence with the first name of this person. But it becomes something like that: "I will kill you Djingba.., no Chambati, no, Yambatitei, oh, never mind".

Sensitive person, JB3R was a very good person until the day where he discovered a real plague which called humanity. After a so long exposition, JB3R mutated in an insensitive person with a dark way of though. Fortunately, JB3R succeeded to still loving humanity owing to a few people.

Another prolonged exposition infects JB3R some years ago, an exposition to Cladosporium Herbarum. It gave him a very bad smell but a better vision.

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Added by Psychose on March 18, 2007 | |

I understand why I'm neutral. I have the smile and the humor of the joker and the delicacy of Hulk.

Your results:
You are The Joker

The Joker
82%
Mr. Freeze
67%
Magneto
62%
Apocalypse
57%
Green Goblin
57%
Dr. Doom
55%
Dark Phoenix
53%
Riddler
50%
Two-Face
49%
Lex Luthor
48%
Juggernaut
41%
Venom
40%
Poison Ivy
39%
Catwoman
38%
Mystique
37%
Kingpin
33%
The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.
Click here to take the Supervillain Personality Quiz
Your results:
You are Hulk
Hulk
65%
The Flash
65%
Green Lantern
60%
Iron Man
60%
Spider-Man
55%
Batman
50%
Robin
40%
Catwoman
40%
Wonder Woman
35%
Supergirl
20%
Superman
10%
You are a wanderer with
amazing strength.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz


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Added by Psychose on March 15, 2007 | |

I'm wondering why they translate this names like that in France.

I'm wondering also if there are other strange translations in other countries.

LOSS OF NAME SENSE
pictureHeroFrench nameTranslation of the French name
image-captionGreen GoblinBouffon VertGreen Buffoon
image-captionHobgoblinSuper BouffonSuper Buffoon
image-captionKingpinCaïdGang Leader
image-captionIcemanIcebergIceberg
TOTAL INCOMPREHENSION OF THE FRENCH NAME
pictureHeroFrench nameTranslation of the French name
image-captionSusan StormJane StormJane Storm
Puppet MasterLe Maître des MaléficesMaster of Evil Spells
RogueMaliciaMalicia
image-captionLockjawGueule d’orGolden Mouth
CONFUSION WITH ANOTHER CHARACTER
pictureHeroFrench nameTranslation of the French namepicture
image-captionJuggernautFléauScourgeimage-caption
image-captionBlobColosseColossusimage-caption
image-captionBullseyeTireurShooter
image-captionNightcrawlerDiabloDiabloimage-caption


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Captain Cascader
on March 27, 2007

Absolutely hilarious. Super Buffon is the best!


Added by Psychose on March 15, 2007 | |

O.K. I see what my friends will say when I will anounce that my super hero date is the invisible woman.

"We know it. It's been a long time you date with the invisible woman."

"Don't confuse her with the invisible man"

Thanks a lot !



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titainuim
on March 29, 2007

um dude shes maried


Added by Psychose on March 11, 2007 | |

I’m not a good translator, but this quotation could be translated as “The true secrets of someone are more secret for him than for others.”

Even for a person who tries to keep a maximum of his mind secret, it is not possible to hide it. And it is not you who could read easily in your mind. That is why we must prick up our ears to people criticising us because they could help us to be better.

But what is the link with comics. It is simple. Some writers have this thought. I will give you one example: Peter Parker tried to keep his secret identity from Mary Jane. He thought he succeeded. Nevertheless, since the beginning M.J. had known that Peter Parker is Spider-man. And by this superiority, Marie Jane could help greatly Peter. Moreover it is her who thinks to create new identities (Slingers) in order to solve Peter’s identity crisis.

PAUL VALERY

He was an immortal (he belonged to French Academy). All along his life, he saw such awful things done by humans that he darkened his thoughts. Indeed, for him, humans are more subject to envy and jealousy than for good feelings.

He was a genius in Philosophy, Essay, Poetry,…



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1st Appearance: Feb. 11, 2007
City: A place somewhere in France
Origin: Human
Gender: Male
Alignment: Neutral
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Resonate
on Feb. 20, 2008
Hey manI've neevr heard of you (sorry :P)but you seem pretty cool
Captain Cascader
on March 1, 2007
Hey. Thanks for all the subs on the Spider-Man characters. It's really cool when someone fills in the smaller roles. Looks like you'll be at 1000 points and submitting without moderation in no time.