I was a hobo who lost EVERYTHING. I was in a car accident with my family. We were pushing 90 on a 60 mph road towards Ohio. There was a street light. The brakes were jammed. My cousin who was sitting in the middle between those two seats by the windows in the back, man did he get it bad. Its said that a thing in motion stays in motion. Well that theory didnt work on our car who stopped violently. So my cousin was shot throw the windshield and his cranium split in half. It ripped until it couldnt because it teared throw the top of his head. So most of the things inside his head gushed onto his shoulders, all thing in matter of seconds mind you. Pieces of his skull shot throw the seats and the car. Some pieces went through my fathers head. Some others went throw my mothers neck. But it doesnt matter. They were wearing seatbelt, when the car hit there neck broke instantly. It was a mess. I was saved by Chuck Norris who pulled me out of the car and gave me my powers. He told me he cant let me die now and shared some of his awsomeness with me. I now has Strength, Speed etc. Spider-Man powers and then some basically. Well besides the sticking to walls powers and I guess his webs arent naturally his. W/e. But then a man came to me and said dont forget your roll and powers. From that day on I fought crooks, criminals, and a few guy who thought they can match me. I was snapping head left and right. The streets ran red with blood. Chuck Norris said that thats not the way we instill order. So its kool now. Ill just throw there asses in jail. W/e.
This post relates to: Batman: Gotham Knights
This movie is sweet. Sorta what I expected and alittttttttllllleee bit LESS awsome then I thought itd be, but all in all BatMan: Gotham Knight is a great anima movie for hardcore BatMan fans, causal fans, a newbies alike. I give it a 4.5/5. SEE IT NOW.This post relates to: What superhero (or comic character) would you like to go on vacation with?
The Ice dudes kool (no pun intended) and Falcon can fly. Pluse hes black so if I get in trouble....
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This post relates to: How many comics do you read a month?
Its hard keeping up with all these new comics and even harder getting into the old or already ongoing ones. I try to stick to the important things that I know spin offs will come from or things that will be reference the hell out of. Like World War Hulk or Messiah Complex or recently, Secret Invasion.This post relates to: Which sequel will be better... Hulk 2, Hellboy 2 or The Dark Knight?
HULKAMANIA FTW!!!! W00T
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What can I say? Old friends, old enemys and a new point on insanity for Moon Knight. For newbies who want to jump on board to the Moon Knight series this isnt the greatest issue to do so. Then again with all the things happening in Moon Knight what issue is? Try issue 1! (Comedic drum roll) If your already a Moon Knight fan this is a great read so pick it up! So on with the review....Iron Man and group of S.H.I.E.L.D. agent bust into Marc Spector's place to have a discussion on his behavior recently. Stark decides to suspend his registration card and wants to find out who gave him his registration card in the frist place. All the while Carson Knowles (aka Black Spector) gathers his arsenal. While having a argument with yet another personality in his head he is attacked by Black Spector who left him bloody and battered. Spector then contacted Crawley. He asked him for pills but Crawley refused to give him them(and slapped him a few times) he convinced Spector to not give in and to stand and fight. Marc then went into his closet which had a secret door that led to a room with a spare Moon Knight costume and his weapons. |
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A spin-off title from Messiah Complex, Cable is a fresh new comic with artist Ariel Olivetti (yes that guy from The Punisher War Journal) that shows were Cable ended up. Hes not an ordinary Bad-a*s. Hes a bad-as with a baby. Cable takes you through a time traveling action adventure. Sounds like a bad movie? Thats because it is -in comic form. Accept its not that bad. Some how its pulled off in a way that kinda makes you forget about it. If you havent followed Messiah Complex this comic will be a bit of spoiler.(well issue 2 is anyways) So now Ill take you on what happens here. Bishop, wanting to have the baby Cable is carrying killed because he belives the future he followed Cable to can be avoided with the baby dead. Stay with me cause' you know that a btch time travel can be. So Cable ends up in a flooded New Jersey in the year 2043. Bishop follows him there. Then well...he throws a truck at him. Cable pinned down by highway men with happy trigger fingers, tries to time jump a day back, before realizing his time mechanism is broken. Nothing much happens besides Bishop being captured and Cable escaping and having a chat with a waitress who tells him about there Government is like in her time. Bishop (surprise, surprise) escapes and kills the men holding him. A man comes through the door where the waitress (Sophie) lives. Im not gonna lie, Im pretty unfamiliar with who this guy is. All in all the comic is descent to say the least. Oh and theres fun little preview to Eternals in the back. Yeah, I dont know what thats about either. |
| 1st Appearance: | Jan. 4, 2008 |
| City: | Brooklyn New York |
| Origin: | Human |
| Gender: | Male |
| Alignment: | Good |
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