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DEADPOOL

"I sweat charm and bleed charisma."

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  • July 18, 2008 - 9:16 p.m.
    DEADPOOL just created a new forum post on the topic Chuck Norris Vs Squirll Girl in the Battles
    One-Above-You said: "Who the hell started Chuck Norris jokes anyways?
    " I guess it was Conan O'Brien. He was doing odd "facts" about various actors, but Chuck Norris "facts" just became an internet phenomenon.

  • July 18, 2008 - 9:07 p.m.
    DEADPOOL just created a new forum post on the topic Chuck Norris Vs Squirll Girl in the Battles
    One-Above-You said: "DEADPOOL said: "King Saturn said: "Squirrel Girl should win here... isnt Squirrel Girl a Nigh Omnipotent being ? " So is Chuck Norris. When he does push-ups, he doesn't lift himself, he pushes the Earth down. There is no such thing as natural selection, just things Chuck Norris let live. He once kicked so hard that the force of the kick ruptured time and space and killed the dinosaurs. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, but he has never cried. Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares at them until they give him information. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before ...

  • July 18, 2008 - 8:57 p.m.
    DEADPOOL just created a new forum post on the topic Chuck Norris Vs Squirll Girl in the Battles
    King Saturn said: "Squirrel Girl should win here... isnt Squirrel Girl a Nigh Omnipotent being ? " So is Chuck Norris. When he does push-ups, he doesn't lift himself, he pushes the Earth down. He once kicked so hard that the force of the kick ruptured time and space and killed the dinosaurs. If Squirrel-Girl has 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money. etc.

  • July 18, 2008 - 1:12 p.m.
    DEADPOOL just created a new forum post on the topic Official Batman Movies discussion thread (Spoilers!!) in the Batman
    I now hate Heath Ledger. How could he die?!

  • July 17, 2008 - 4:57 p.m.
    DEADPOOL just created a new forum post on the topic The offically Naruto Magna talk thread. in the Naruto
    Resonate said: "and I was pretty dissapointed in the eight tailed biju
    " Why are you disappointed in the 8-tails?

    And Drifter, it's a really good series.

  • July 17, 2008 - 4:35 p.m.
    DEADPOOL just created a new forum post on the topic The offically Naruto Magna talk thread. in the Naruto
    What's the picture for?

  • July 17, 2008 - 11:54 a.m.
    DEADPOOL just created a new forum post on the topic Who do you hate? in the Off-Topic
    I hate Itachi fans. Not all of them, just the retarded ones.

  • July 16, 2008 - 6:39 p.m.
    DEADPOOL just created a new forum post on the topic The offically Naruto Magna talk thread. in the Naruto
    ::Naruto spoilers::


    So, Senjutsu (which Pa taught Jiraiya and wants to teach Naruto) gives you the ability to channel nature's power, and it let Pa lift a boulder. But a part of the training involves Naruto dying... this makes me wonder. Is Senjutsu Hermit Mode? If so, Jiraiya couldn't use it on his own and needed Ma and Pa's help, so does that mean he didn't complete his training? Since Jiraiya revived himself in the fight against Pein, does that mean he finally completed it?

  • July 16, 2008 - 1:33 p.m.
    DEADPOOL just created a new forum post on the topic who's got the best healing factor? in the Gen. Discussion
    I have to say Deadpool.

  • July 14, 2008 - 5:18 p.m.
    DEADPOOL just created a new forum post on the topic Orochimaru Respect Thread in the Orochimaru
    I don't know why I didn't realize before, but Orochimaru can fight as just a head.

    He can use Soften Body Modification, Hidden Shadow Snakes, Kusanagi, Leech All Creation: Attack Prevention, Molted Skin Substitution, Living Corpse Reincarnation, Eight Branches, White Snake Power, and has poisonous blood and can reattach his head to his body. His Soften Body Modification lets him use his tongue to move and makes it probably impossible to crush his head. He can also headbutt you, bite you, and bind or choke you with his tongue. Crazy!

My Real Life
Name: Mitchele <br>Nicknames: Mitch, Mitchee, Mitimer, Booboo, Peanut. <br>Aliases: Reggi D. Evarg, Eis Q'ouldere. <br>Age: 23 <br>Hight: 6'4" <br>Weight: 210lbs. <br>Hair: Dark Brown <br>Eyes: Hazel (greyish green/reddish brown) <br>Heritage: Native-American/Italian <br>Country of Origin: North America
My Super Life

The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation. Nah, actually, I got this way by volunteering for the Weapon X program. They promised to cure my cancer... and they cured it all right, by giving me an outrageous healing factor. Then they labeled me psychotic and tossed me into a prison lab. So I escaped and became what some people might call a "mercenary." I prefer the title "cleaner of the gene pool." And I've made a lot of good friends along the way.

However, I may or may not be the son of Loki. But you know him, the "Norse God of Mischief." Everytime I try to get a D.N.A. test, he switches the blood samples. For a time, I thought I was the fabled 3rd Olsen twin!

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Added by DEADPOOL on May 1, 2008 | |

If Jiraiya isn't alive, then I hope Pein makes him his new 6th body.

It would also make alot of sense for Jiraiya to be the new 6th body; a summoner to replace the summoner. And even though he only has one arm, that's all you need to summon.

It's also obvious the the "Neo Sannin" aren't just little clones of the originals, but they're going to succeed where the originals failed. Jiraiya couldn't get the girl, rescue his friend, or save his teacher, but Naruto's gonna get Sakura, rescue Sasuke, and this would be his opportunity to save his teacher. How? Jiraiya had Ma bring Pein's Summoner body back to Tsunade... why? What is the world's greatest medical ninja going to do with a corpse? Examine it, of course. But what is she going to look for, or find? Those spikes that Pein stabbed Jiraiya with looks to be how Pein controls bodies, Tsunade could relay this information to Naruto and he'll be able to free Jiraiya.

Those spikes have to be the answer. The first one Jiraiya was stabbed with had Pein's eyes floating ominously around him and he couldn't control his chakra, now he has 5 in him. I was wondering why Pein's "piercings" look like they're protruding from the body rather than being attached, and I see why. Those spikes must spread through the host's body. I wonder if Naruto's Rasenshurken could get rid of them? It cuts at a microscopic level, but doesn't actually kill, just leaves the opponent immobilized. It could go in deep and destroy the "Pein parasite" and then Naruto can bring Jiraiya to Tsunade to heal.



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Bookman
on May 9, 2008

Genius! I hope that happens.


Resonate
on June 28, 2008
Just remember... 106 cm

Added by DEADPOOL on April 12, 2008 | |

The good news is I got a girl's number, the bad news is that it turns out she's 16.

She's a cashier and she was wearing a poorly done tie. I said that I can't do any better, she asked if it was bad and I said she should see mine. She then looked at me and smiled as I walked by.

I thought that was a good sign, so a while later I went up to her to get her number. I asked how long she had been working there, she said she's new, only starting sbot two months ago. I said that wasn't really "new" and she said she thinks so since she's still learning. I said she looked like she new what she was doing hitting those buttons. I saw some customers coming and I jumped right into it "My name's Mitch, can I get your number"? She asked how old I was and I said 22. She said she's 16. I was bummed and kinda shifting my weight to my other leg to walk away when she said "Still want it?" I (reluctantly) said sure and said we can still talk or something.



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Gambler
on April 13, 2008

16 is legal in Michigan. Go for it.


The Psyentist
on April 13, 2008

Yikes. 16 and 22...

Well my 18 year old guy friend just randomly made out with a 23 year old on the set of The Year One. And now he's in Hawaii on a cruise trying to pick up MORE girls (more his age)...


DEADPOOL
on April 14, 2008

Gloating that you have a friend in Hollywood? lol.

16 and 22... I know, sounds bad. Looks good, sounds bad, lol. And I'm going to be 23 next month. I wonder when she turns 17? I haven't called her yet either, I'm conflicted. Could just be friends... maybe she has some older friends? Ehh.


batpool
on April 17, 2008

Maaaan. That sucks. Well.....if its legal in your state it's cool right?


Added by DEADPOOL on March 5, 2008 | |

I got this from Energizer.

ANIMOLOGY: What Animal Are You?
Your Result: Teal Cat

You're the Teal Cat! You're as swift and sly as a ninja and very hard to please. You can be very soft yet very cruel at the same time. Your soul mate is the beige racoon and you're in conflict with the red jaquar.

Blue Fox
Silver and Red Wolf
Red Jaguar
Tan Giraffe
Gold Falcon
Yellow Trout
Ocre and Gray Dolphin
ANIMOLOGY: What Animal Are You?
What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Inland North
 

You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?" Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop."

The Midland
 
The Northeast
 
Philadelphia
 
The South
 
The West
 
Boston
 
North Central
 
What American accent do you have?
Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

Wow, that's pretty accurate! However I defy the social standard and call carbonated beverages "Soda." It sounds cooler.



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Jax
on March 5, 2008

I got Blue Fox and I have an Midland accent.


The Psyentist
on March 5, 2008

Ugh. "Pop" Glad you say 'soda'...Where I come from it's ALL called 'coke'.

"What do you want to drink" "Coke." "What kind?" "Sprite."

Kinda ridiculous.

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Midland

"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.

The Inland North
The West
Philadelphia
The South
The Northeast
Boston
North Central
What American accent do you have?Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

Pretty accurate for me.


Shaper
on March 5, 2008

I have blue fox too, lol. My second was orca/dolphin.


Ms. Invisible
on March 5, 2008

I got Teal Cat as well. And an Inland North accent. Even though I have an Australian accent. :P


fesak
on March 7, 2008

I got:

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Northeast
 

Judging by how you talk you are probably from north Jersey, New York City, Connecticut or Rhode Island. Chances are, if you are from New York City (and not those other places) people would probably be able to tell if they actually heard you speak.

Philadelphia
 
The Inland North
 
The Midland
 
The South
 
Boston
 
The West
 
North Central
 
What American accent do you have?
Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

Don't know if that's good or bad, english isn't even my first language.


Ippy
on March 14, 2008

Ocre and Gray Dolphin with a Western accent for me. Which is okay, I guess, but I'm from Texas. Not California.


Bookman
on March 14, 2008

I got Blue Fox and a Midland accent.


Added by DEADPOOL on Feb. 19, 2008 | |

I heard rumors a few months ago, but as of yesterday it seems to be the buzz all over the net. Possibly just a cameo that'll lead to a spin-off movie, but anything's good to me.

Who's playing Deadpool? Get ready for this one girls... Ryan! No, not Mitch Ryan, it's Ryan Reynolds! I know many of you are disappointed that it's not me, but I thought all of you would be almost as happy with Mr. Reynolds.



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Obi Wan Kenobi!
on Feb. 20, 2008

reynolds is a good guy to play deadpool...i hope we get to see wolverine vs. deadpool that would be pretty bas a$$.


The Psyentist
on Feb. 20, 2008

Yay! DEADPOOL!!!!!!


batpool
on Feb. 21, 2008

Wolverine vs Deadpool would be awesome. Hopefully they write it where Deadpool puts Wolvie in his place. haha.


Jax
on Feb. 21, 2008

Dpvs.W The fight f the millenia.


Iceshard
on May 4, 2008

Sadly what I hope for wont happen most likely, him breaking the fourth wall


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DEADPOOL Stats
1st Appearance: Dec. 15, 2006
City: a place in Michigan.
Origin: Human
Gender: Male
Alignment: Neutral
SuperPowers:
  • Immortality
  • Vast Regenerative Abilities
  • Enhanced Physical Abilities
My Weaknesses:
  • Mental Instability
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wants pancakes...
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Resonate
on June 4, 2008
Oh ok, well that sounds pretty cool. Keep doing whatever it is you're doing then xD
Resonate
on June 3, 2008
dude...lol where do you get these colored pics from man?
Deadbat
on May 31, 2008
Dude no way...ULTIMATE ALLIANCE 2!!! SweeT!! Yea i hope DP is in it too!! Cool, thx dor the new info..lol
Resonate
on May 31, 2008
Hey man!havent seen you on in like foreverhows it going?
Deadbat
on May 31, 2008
love ur superlife description, lol, loved Ultimate Alliance
Deadbat
on May 31, 2008
hey
The Shack
on May 28, 2008
Hmph, haven't gotten there yet. But i've been trying to look for more zombie killing books. Good ones, atleast.
The Shack
on May 24, 2008
Haha. I actually bought that book off of some site. I'm still reading it. It's quite interesting and helpful.
SK8BOARDKID
on May 22, 2008
WWOOOOOWWWW!!!!!!......You should always say NO HOMO on every sentence that you type that MIGHT be gay.......anyways I saw your contributionsAWESOME!!!!
SK8BOARDKID
on May 22, 2008
WASSUP DUDE!!!!!I just wanted to say that...LOL
The Shack
on May 21, 2008
Ehh, been researching more stuff about killing those "dead bastards". What about you?&amp; I have been blowing their heads off, chopping or just sawing 'em off.
LauraXx23
on May 13, 2008
Yeah, I agree
The Shack
on May 11, 2008
Hey.
LauraXx23
on May 11, 2008
Yeah... I hate Iron Man at least I loved the movie.
Resonate
on May 8, 2008
Hey Buddy!!how ya been?sorry I wasn't able to get AIM it's too complicated for me xD
LauraXx23
on May 7, 2008
Have you saw the Iron Man movie?
LauraXx23
on May 7, 2008
I've been waiting for Cable, x-factor and Young X-Men new comic...
LauraXx23
on May 6, 2008
Nothing... I tired to put Deadpool... So... What's up?
LauraXx23
on May 5, 2008
Dead o/
Ferro Vida
on April 29, 2008
Hey man. I goota say, you've earned my respect from those posts. Anyone who will apply that much scrutiny a comic book is okay with me.
Resonate
on April 25, 2008
<img id="327192" src="http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/378/327192-110935_medium.JPG" alt="image-caption" /><i>sniff</i>a true fan....
batpool
on April 21, 2008
Honestly.....yes. I hate anime and anything that resembles it, butm after work, I play pokemon yellow and my need for a cigarette stops. Hell yeahs I still smoke cigars and pipe tobacco! But in all honesty.....this is the easiest way I have tried to quit smoking cigarettes. I'm going to get blue next....and...I'M GONNA CATCH ALLLLLLL THESE MOTHER FUCKERS!!!! And I don't care how much of my life it takes up....unless that time involves my wife....and work. Other than thta I'm scott free.
batpool
on April 19, 2008
Yeah, He's a lame ass.Not into Naruto but I just recently got into pokemon and it helped me quit smoking.
LauraXx23
on April 18, 2008
I did want to get Wolverine!
batpool
on April 16, 2008
Thats retarded,man. Haha. You should make an appearance in the DP forums. It's retarded. I have been arguing with Vance for weeks. i have even went as far to say that DP could beat people I really don't think he can just to piss him off.
batpool
on April 16, 2008
Where the hell have you been, man? Haven't talked to you in awhile. Just dropping in to see whats up.
Scarlet-Witch
on April 15, 2008
which ever is fine with me
The Psyentist
on April 14, 2008
Well, thank you...;}
The Psyentist
on April 14, 2008
What?! <em>I</em> don't have a 50 year old stalker...just a couple my age...heh, heh.
The Psyentist
on April 14, 2008
Gloating no...excited yes! His role is just an extra, but hopefully he can get a bigger part later. He's good and really funny.You could still talk to her. I mean, I'd feel kinda strange if I asked for someone's number than just didn't call just because she's younger. Or probably the best is chat online. Heck, that's what all the fifty-year-old stalkers do...haha.
Scarlet-Witch
on April 13, 2008
hay whats up how are you
StarjackerSeth
on April 13, 2008
You seem too great of a Deadpool asset for me to ignore.