"I sweat charm and bleed charisma."
Nicknames: Mitch, Mitchee, Mitimer, Booboo, Peanut.
Aliases: Reggi D. Evarg, Eis Q'ouldere.
Age: 23
Hight: 6'4"
Weight: 210lbs.
Hair: Dark Brown
Eyes: Hazel (greyish green/reddish brown)
Heritage: Native-American/Italian
Country of Origin: North America
The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation. Nah, actually, I got this way by volunteering for the Weapon X program. They promised to cure my cancer... and they cured it all right, by giving me an outrageous healing factor. Then they labeled me psychotic and tossed me into a prison lab. So I escaped and became what some people might call a "mercenary." I prefer the title "cleaner of the gene pool." And I've made a lot of good friends along the way.
However, I may or may not be the son of Loki. But you know him, the "Norse God of Mischief." Everytime I try to get a D.N.A. test, he switches the blood samples. For a time, I thought I was the fabled 3rd Olsen twin!
If Jiraiya isn't alive, then I hope Pein makes him his new 6th body.
It would also make alot of sense for Jiraiya to be the new 6th body; a summoner to replace the summoner. And even though he only has one arm, that's all you need to summon.
It's also obvious the the "Neo Sannin" aren't just little clones of the originals, but they're going to succeed where the originals failed. Jiraiya couldn't get the girl, rescue his friend, or save his teacher, but Naruto's gonna get Sakura, rescue Sasuke, and this would be his opportunity to save his teacher. How? Jiraiya had Ma bring Pein's Summoner body back to Tsunade... why? What is the world's greatest medical ninja going to do with a corpse? Examine it, of course. But what is she going to look for, or find? Those spikes that Pein stabbed Jiraiya with looks to be how Pein controls bodies, Tsunade could relay this information to Naruto and he'll be able to free Jiraiya.
Those spikes have to be the answer. The first one Jiraiya was stabbed with had Pein's eyes floating ominously around him and he couldn't control his chakra, now he has 5 in him. I was wondering why Pein's "piercings" look like they're protruding from the body rather than being attached, and I see why. Those spikes must spread through the host's body. I wonder if Naruto's Rasenshurken could get rid of them? It cuts at a microscopic level, but doesn't actually kill, just leaves the opponent immobilized. It could go in deep and destroy the "Pein parasite" and then Naruto can bring Jiraiya to Tsunade to heal.
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The good news is I got a girl's number, the bad news is that it turns out she's 16.
She's a cashier and she was wearing a poorly done tie. I said that I can't do any better, she asked if it was bad and I said she should see mine. She then looked at me and smiled as I walked by.
I thought that was a good sign, so a while later I went up to her to get her number. I asked how long she had been working there, she said she's new, only starting sbot two months ago. I said that wasn't really "new" and she said she thinks so since she's still learning. I said she looked like she new what she was doing hitting those buttons. I saw some customers coming and I jumped right into it "My name's Mitch, can I get your number"? She asked how old I was and I said 22. She said she's 16. I was bummed and kinda shifting my weight to my other leg to walk away when she said "Still want it?" I (reluctantly) said sure and said we can still talk or something.
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I got this from Energizer.
| ANIMOLOGY: What Animal Are You? Your Result: Teal Cat You're the Teal Cat! You're as swift and sly as a ninja and very hard to please. You can be very soft yet very cruel at the same time. Your soul mate is the beige racoon and you're in conflict with the red jaquar. | |
| Blue Fox | |
| Silver and Red Wolf | |
| Red Jaguar | |
| Tan Giraffe | |
| Gold Falcon | |
| Yellow Trout | |
| Ocre and Gray Dolphin | |
| ANIMOLOGY: What Animal Are You? | |
| What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Inland North You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?" Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop." | |
| The Midland | |
| The Northeast | |
| Philadelphia | |
| The South | |
| The West | |
| Boston | |
| North Central | |
| What American accent do you have? Quiz Created on GoToQuiz | |
Wow, that's pretty accurate! However I defy the social standard and call carbonated beverages "Soda." It sounds cooler.
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Ugh. "Pop" Glad you say 'soda'...Where I come from it's ALL called 'coke'.
"What do you want to drink" "Coke." "What kind?" "Sprite."
Kinda ridiculous.
| What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland � "You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio. | |
| The Inland North | � |
| The West | � |
| Philadelphia | � |
| The South | � |
| The Northeast | � |
| Boston | � |
| North Central | � |
| What American accent do you have?Quiz Created on GoToQuiz | |
Pretty accurate for me.
I got:
| What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Northeast Judging by how you talk you are probably from north Jersey, New York City, Connecticut or Rhode Island. Chances are, if you are from New York City (and not those other places) people would probably be able to tell if they actually heard you speak. | |
| Philadelphia | |
| The Inland North | |
| The Midland | |
| The South | |
| Boston | |
| The West | |
| North Central | |
| What American accent do you have? Quiz Created on GoToQuiz | |
Don't know if that's good or bad, english isn't even my first language.
I heard rumors a few months ago, but as of yesterday it seems to be the buzz all over the net. Possibly just a cameo that'll lead to a spin-off movie, but anything's good to me.
Who's playing Deadpool? Get ready for this one girls... Ryan! No, not Mitch Ryan, it's Ryan Reynolds! I know many of you are disappointed that it's not me, but I thought all of you would be almost as happy with Mr. Reynolds.
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| 1st Appearance: | Dec. 15, 2006 |
| City: | a place in Michigan. |
| Origin: | Human |
| Gender: | Male |
| Alignment: | Neutral |
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on May 9, 2008
Genius! I hope that happens.
on June 28, 2008