Use Thor's Hammer to Open Your Drinks

Posted by G-Man (39239 posts) - - Show Bio

Let's face it, if you read comic books, chances are you like comic book related merchandise. Now, courtesy of Diamond Select Toys, you have the chance to purchase your very own Mjolnir so you can run around the kitchen (or house) pretending to be the God of Thunder.

It might not be exactly life size but it serves a bigger purpose. This little hammer can be used to open your bottles.

Starting in early 2012, Diamond Select Toys will release a series of Marvel Comics-based bottle openers. You can get this at comic shops and specialty stores (and it can be ordered through Diamond's Previews catalog). The first will be Thor's mystical hammer, Mjolnir, which will be released just after the New Year.

Diamond Select has issued a warning:

Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be thirsty, shall possess the power of Thor. (Not really, although you will possess the power of levers. Are they science, magic... or one and the same?)
#1 Posted by KamenRider00 (30 posts) - - Show Bio

Amazing. Simply amazing.

#2 Posted by BlackArmor (6213 posts) - - Show Bio

A series of bottle openers ? good luck with that

#3 Posted by Larkin1388 (1826 posts) - - Show Bio

I want.

#4 Posted by Billy Batson (59253 posts) - - Show Bio


#5 Posted by shawn87 (2797 posts) - - Show Bio

That's cool. Depending on the price I might get it

#6 Posted by charlesjoy (3 posts) - - Show Bio

Mjopenir, FTW!

#7 Posted by Herx (501 posts) - - Show Bio

awsum sauce. now if you opend 1 bottle and turned into thor, that would be awsum :P

#8 Posted by RedheadedAtrocitus (6958 posts) - - Show Bio

::Flails arms around like Stewie Griffin at a toy commercial:: I WANT IT!!!!!!!!

#9 Posted by Mr. Dead Pool (3026 posts) - - Show Bio
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#10 Posted by thanosrules (886 posts) - - Show Bio

@charlesjoy said:

Mjopenir, FTW!


#11 Posted by BritishMonkey (350 posts) - - Show Bio

i want this

give it to me

#12 Posted by Jolt92 (189 posts) - - Show Bio

This is stupid/great, I'll buy it!

#13 Posted by moywar700 (3013 posts) - - Show Bio

that is silly =o

#14 Posted by Miss_Garrick (1761 posts) - - Show Bio

wow. just when merchandise couldn't get any sillier....

#15 Posted by Deadcool (6900 posts) - - Show Bio
#16 Posted by AwesomeAquaman (161 posts) - - Show Bio

@charlesjoy said:

Mjopenir, FTW!

#17 Posted by Yumulu (764 posts) - - Show Bio

This is awesome finally a merchandise for your casual drunk comic geek.

By the way am I the only one that imagined the hammer way bigger after seeing the first pic?

#18 Posted by Kid_Zombie (823 posts) - - Show Bio

Sweet! Very interested in this, I am curious to see what the other ones will be...

#19 Posted by danhimself (21283 posts) - - Show Bio


#20 Posted by PowerHerc (86130 posts) - - Show Bio

I like it and I want it!

#21 Posted by Emperormeister734 (890 posts) - - Show Bio

yes its time to bring the hammer down to open a bottle of beer and a can of whoop ass lol

#22 Posted by AllyStark2019 (1 posts) - - Show Bio

@PowerHerc said:

I like it and I want it!

I want an Iron Man one...;o) Avengers assemble!

#23 Posted by KainScion (2992 posts) - - Show Bio

"what do i behold?? a villainous bottle unyielding her miraculous beverage that lies within?? to me, Mjolnir!!" "thanks, thor. can we get some more peanuts, please." "away scoundrel. 2 drinks minimum."

#24 Posted by Sir_Deadpool (491 posts) - - Show Bio

haha very funny. might be porblematic to get one in germany!

#25 Posted by Or35ti (1133 posts) - - Show Bio

Awesomeness! How much is it gonna cost?

#26 Posted by RoninAutomaton (20 posts) - - Show Bio

Hmm ... my thirst does need Avenging.

Now, if they could come out with a He-Man Sword of Power bottle opener, I can truly feel like a Master of MY Universe.

#27 Posted by DATNIGGA (1507 posts) - - Show Bio

how do you use em?

#28 Posted by TheGoldenOne (38932 posts) - - Show Bio
#29 Posted by The Impersonator (6707 posts) - - Show Bio

It will be too heavy to lift. :P

#30 Posted by Scribbles (103 posts) - - Show Bio

For Asgard! For O'DOUL'S!!!!!!

#31 Posted by slick23 (461 posts) - - Show Bio

I love it. I'lll buy one for sure. I think the next toy should be Captain America's shield or something, then Wolvies claws...then Elektras get the idea.

#32 Posted by maxicere (998 posts) - - Show Bio


#33 Posted by MooseyMcMan (136 posts) - - Show Bio

At first I thought it was full sized and used to smash open bottles. I am now disappointed.

#34 Edited by AirDave817 (1147 posts) - - Show Bio

Must. Have!

#35 Posted by PScully (24 posts) - - Show Bio now they need a Cap Shield, Magneto helmet, Cosmic Cube, Infinity Glove, etc.

#36 Posted by Gambit1024 (10217 posts) - - Show Bio

Do want.

#37 Posted by Namor1987 (2096 posts) - - Show Bio

I dont drink so there'd be no point for me having it

#38 Posted by Ganthetsward20 (724 posts) - - Show Bio

This could drive someone to drink.

#39 Posted by RedOwl_1 (1743 posts) - - Show Bio

Now we have the Mjolnir for vanquish the evil thirst!!!

#40 Posted by Xangel (109 posts) - - Show Bio

Product photography looks pretty cool; actual photography with hands makes it look chincy, cheap and plasticy. Not for me

#41 Posted by Kiddevil (7509 posts) - - Show Bio

AW I want a life size thor hammer to scare my neighbors screaming I AM THOR!

#42 Posted by Joygirl (20850 posts) - - Show Bio

Must geeeet, I'll keep it on me at all times.

#43 Posted by Eyz (3184 posts) - - Show Bio

Bwahahaha - That is AWESOME!! XD

#44 Posted by Decept-O (7685 posts) - - Show Bio

Good grief wished I wouldn't have checked this out. Now I may have to get this for one of my dumbass brothers who is a huge fan of Thor and drinking beer. *sigh*

#45 Posted by Queso6p4 (1546 posts) - - Show Bio

Nice! I already have a Luke Skywalker lightsaber bottle opener so I really don't need this but I'll get it, more than likely 'cause it's neat.

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