Lov~ing you is easy 'cause you're beautiful
Ego the Living Planet attacks. And only Earth's Mightiest Heroes, the Avengers, are up for the task. Except Ego is jive talking, and doing his best to woo planet Earth the way a sexy-fine lady such as herself desrves to be treated.
He don't even care that she got a shorty. (The moon)
How can the team fight an entire planet?
Are they absolutely sure the translator is working properly?
I am making none of this up.