What is the worst Magneto can do to Colossus?

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#51 Posted by Drafta (690 posts) - - Show Bio

Turn him into a giant metal toilet.

#52 Posted by CATMANEXE (17052 posts) - - Show Bio
@Drafta said:
" Turn him into a giant metal toilet. "
...in a community jail holding cell.
#53 Posted by PrinceIMC (5421 posts) - - Show Bio

Rip his arms and legs off and then toss his torso into orbit.

#54 Posted by TerryMcC (305 posts) - - Show Bio

Compress him into a can of soup and put him on sale in Safeway? 
 
Or being Russian would borscht    be a better choose?
#55 Edited by drdanny10293 (2434 posts) - - Show Bio

bend him into a shiny new toilet seat and put him in a spicy food diner or kill him

#56 Posted by Pania (1759 posts) - - Show Bio

I have great respect for the imagination displayed on this thread. I would certainly not want many people here as my superhero nemesis.
 
However, to answer the question of pure physical damage, Magneto could disassemble Colossus at the atomic level. That's how much power and control he has. So essentially, he could do anything to Colossus.
 
Including everything suggested here. *chuckle*

#57 Edited by drdanny10293 (2434 posts) - - Show Bio
@Pania: lol true and nice pun
#58 Posted by CATMANEXE (17052 posts) - - Show Bio

compress him and mold him into a wedding ring, and somehow set up a scenario
where Nightcrawler and Kitty get together, and the Colossus ring is the one presented.
Colossus would of course be able to be fully aware of his surroundings (i dont know how,
its a comic book, thats my reason), though unable to voice them.

#59 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio

dude... children are here
 
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#60 Posted by CATMANEXE (17052 posts) - - Show Bio

? if me clarify. im talking about his love being married to another man.
hardly comparable to the fist stuff you know?

#61 Posted by "Colossus" (4111 posts) - - Show Bio

Yea who did brought up that fist stuff

#62 Posted by U R Sofa King We Todd Did (1125 posts) - - Show Bio
@Gottheit said:
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The worst he could do is make Colossus fist himself.

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ow..........oowww........OOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!..................ow
#63 Posted by "Colossus" (4111 posts) - - Show Bio

force colossus to kill all the x men including xzavier

#64 Posted by Night Thrasher (3586 posts) - - Show Bio

FILM A FLICK OF EXODUS AND KITTY "HAVING RELATIONS" AND MAIL IT TO HIM
#65 Posted by Night Thrasher (3586 posts) - - Show Bio

STOP THE FLOW OF BLOOD TO HIS "MAN JUNK" SO HE CAN NEVER USE IT AGAIN
#66 Posted by cracks (6781 posts) - - Show Bio
@Methos: Did you just delete my post? LOL.
#67 Posted by robbiesol (474 posts) - - Show Bio

Physical pain -- Peel him like an orange, organic steel segment by segment 
 
Emotional pain -- Control his limbs and body as if he were a marionette and choke Kitty Pryde to death as he watched into her horror stricken eyes. 
 
Both of those would suck for ol' Pete.
#68 Posted by Vance Astro (91067 posts) - - Show Bio
@MTS said:
" @Vance Astro said:
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Could he bend Colossus?

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NO homo "
Yes homo
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#69 Posted by geraldthesloth (33313 posts) - - Show Bio
@Vance Astro said:
" @MTS said:
" @Vance Astro said:
"

Could he bend Colossus?

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NO homo "
Yes homo "
LMFAO
#70 Posted by "Colossus" (4111 posts) - - Show Bio
@geraldthesloth said:
" @Vance Astro said:
" @MTS said:
" @Vance Astro said:
"

Could he bend Colossus?

"
NO homo "
Yes homo "
LMFAO "
ive actually heard someone say this before in real life. lol
#71 Posted by G'bandit (13689 posts) - - Show Bio

Rip him to shreds SLOOOOOOWLY while singing the pinkie song.. 
 
This little pinkie went to collage (Rips it out) This little pinkie went to France (Rips it out) this little testis went to China, and so on..

#72 Posted by loveNwar (435 posts) - - Show Bio

Ring his doorbell and leave...

#73 Edited by CATMANEXE (17052 posts) - - Show Bio

Magneto can hand him a small box, and when he opens it, theres just a single bullet inside.
Then Magneto winks, points at the sky  and says 
" You know, man, you know. "

#74 Posted by loveNwar (435 posts) - - Show Bio

He winks???? I'm sure that's pretty gay...  
I stick with the doorbell ringing and then running away. Man, that always upsets me real bad.

#75 Posted by CATMANEXE (17052 posts) - - Show Bio
@loveNwar said:
" He winks???? I'm sure that's pretty gay...  "
wasnt aware. thank you for the gay educational lesson.
#76 Posted by The Englander (1171 posts) - - Show Bio

Make him eat himself

#77 Posted by loveNwar (435 posts) - - Show Bio
@CATMANEXE said:
" @loveNwar said:
" He winks???? I'm sure that's pretty gay...  "
wasnt aware. thank you for the gay educational lesson. "
Ahh c'mon, forget that... thank me only when you score ;)
#78 Edited by EganTheVile1 (6191 posts) - - Show Bio

If Colossus is smart and stays out of his metal form, impale him with a random alluminum pipe, LOL
#79 Posted by loveNwar (435 posts) - - Show Bio

Make him have sex with Ironclad.... and order him to assume the bottom position!! Oucchhh!!!

#80 Posted by "Colossus" (4111 posts) - - Show Bio

colossus turns to human and runs away

#81 Posted by Vance Astro (91067 posts) - - Show Bio
@"Colossus" said:
" colossus turns to human and runs away "
This isn't a battle.He doesn't get to run away.Harm is guaranteed.
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#82 Posted by yodagod (2285 posts) - - Show Bio

Mags could force him to stay in his metal form, then spend days altering his physical makeup slowing, keeping just enough of his essential bodyfunctions working to keep him both alive and conscious.  Then just as Mags gets bored, he uses Colossus' own body to murder Kitty (who he's been keeping in a coma via blood manipulation) then as the big finish, Mags separates all of Piotr's atoms slowly.
#83 Posted by Vance Astro (91067 posts) - - Show Bio
@loveNwar said:
" Make him have sex with Ironclad.... and order him to assume the bottom position!! Oucchhh!!! "
The gay innuendo is lame at this point....
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#84 Posted by Psyron (1512 posts) - - Show Bio
  1. Flay him alive, layer by layer of his metal plating
  2. Mutilate his genitals while suspending him in mid ait, turn a plate into a needle to jam up the urethra
  3. stick needles up his fingernails [if he still has any] to pry out the nails
  4. form the metal into a jagged phallic object to violate his anus and injure his digestive tract
  5. cut open his chest with the metal pieces
  6. pour salt & vinegar on his whole body
  7. [if kitty is still alive] rape her in front of his dying body
  8. mutilate her here and there
  9. kill her , then gouge out his eyes so the last thing he sees is her suffering
  10. leave him to die after dismembering his limbs
#85 Posted by Son_of_Magnus (15258 posts) - - Show Bio

Control him make him murder the X-men an do all sorts of other nasty deeds of murder and rape and worse. Then heat him up till he can not even bear to finally pull him apart piece by piece then resembling him for ever

#86 Posted by grimlock (1571 posts) - - Show Bio

he can curve the  metallic skin of colossus into daggers and curve out his heart with them

#87 Posted by Thunderscream (1809 posts) - - Show Bio

in the battle against Proteus, he turned Colossus into a puppet....hmmmm if only i could control magnetism and make him dance for me....

#88 Posted by EdwardWindsor (14399 posts) - - Show Bio

stretch him out into a foil like  thickness and use him to look after his lunch for the rest of his life , then kill him

#89 Posted by ironshadow (1470 posts) - - Show Bio

Rips his head and shoves it up his ass

#90 Posted by napoleon (824 posts) - - Show Bio

i know its been a very long time since the creation of this and the last replay, but i have one its pretty discusting.  
magneto could blow up all of his toes break his nose then tear off his eyelids, fingernails, lips, nose, ears and tongue. cruxify him upsidedown with TK nails in his hands and legs, start beating the crap out of his balls then ripping them off, tear up his sphinkter and cut off his butox, make him drowned on his own blood every hour.pierce and pull the skin on his back to its limit. slit his eyes. skinhim alive and then cut large chunks of meat off the meatest parts of his body. he could keep him like this for a few days then stop his torture. start cutting 8 inch slices of colous every day starting from his feet till it reaches his cock. break his arms then pulls out his organs melt the biggest ones in front of him and force feed him the smaller ones (magneto can still keep him alive and in pain for a few days) then scalp him and tear up his brain. then for sybolisim pull out his skeloton and piss on his body
#91 Posted by WoundingFactor (178 posts) - - Show Bio

Well, he could always marry Illyana (after getting her to fall madly in love with him) and cheat on her every day of his life while making no effort to disguise it while constantly verbally and physically abusing her. And of course, she wouldn't leave him, because Magneto's just too damn hot (seriously, what guy his age would have a shot at a girl like Rogue?)

#92 Posted by babywix (91 posts) - - Show Bio

Stealing Kitty away from him, or, yeah, like the other commentors said, just kill her.

#93 Posted by Thunderscream (1809 posts) - - Show Bio

mold his steal body into a cocoon around kitty and magnetically prevent her from phasing through until she suffocates inside him, then forcing him to revert back to his human form where he turns into a mutilated meat pocket

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