My Magik "Shelf Porn"

Posted by Illyana Rasputin (2771 posts) - - Show Bio
#1 Posted by Blood1991 (8098 posts) - - Show Bio

Nice little collection. I'll have to post my some of my collection at some point.

#2 Posted by Illyana Rasputin (2771 posts) - - Show Bio

@Blood1991 said:

Nice little collection. I'll have to post my some of my collection at some point.

Thank you. I'd love to see yours.

#3 Posted by TheCrowbar (4286 posts) - - Show Bio

Not to be really dickish but... it must be really hard to get laid for you huh?(Assuming you're not already married or in a relationship)

#4 Posted by Blood1991 (8098 posts) - - Show Bio

@Illyana Rasputin said:

@Blood1991 said:

Nice little collection. I'll have to post my some of my collection at some point.

Thank you. I'd love to see yours.

One day lol one day.

#5 Edited by Illyana Rasputin (2771 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheCrowbar said:

Not to be really dickish but... it must be really hard to get laid for you huh?(Assuming you're not already married or in a relationship)

If you're referring to me, I'm happily married, and I have never had an issue getting laid. Ever.

#6 Posted by Mercy_ (92632 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheCrowbar said:

Not to be really dickish but... it must be really hard to get laid for you huh?(Assuming you're not already married or in a relationship)

C'mon, man.

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#7 Posted by TheCrowbar (4286 posts) - - Show Bio

@Mercy_ said:

@TheCrowbar said:

Not to be really dickish but... it must be really hard to get laid for you huh?(Assuming you're not already married or in a relationship)

C'mon, man.

He called it shelf porn for crying out loud! What else would a normal person think?

#8 Posted by 244 (496 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheCrowbar said:

Not to be really dickish but... it must be really hard to get laid for you huh?(Assuming you're not already married or in a relationship)

I'm a male virgin around my mid 20's and I have no shame admitting it. BOOYAH!!!

#9 Posted by Augment (98 posts) - - Show Bio
@TheCrowbar said:

@Mercy_ said:

@TheCrowbar said:

Not to be really dickish but... it must be really hard to get laid for you huh?(Assuming you're not already married or in a relationship)

C'mon, man.

He called it shelf porn for crying out loud! What else would a normal person think?

It's internet slang - I'm more shocked you didn't take it as though it were a normal thing to say.
 
I have Prince of Persia shelf porn, which means it induces fapping sessions...
 
Wait.
 
Yeah... when you say it out loud, it sounds odd. xD
#10 Edited by _Zombie_ (10323 posts) - - Show Bio

Nice Collection.

@TheCrowbar said:

Not to be really dickish but... it must be really hard to get laid for you huh?(Assuming you're not already married or in a relationship)

Nope, still came off as really dickish.

#11 Posted by John Valentine (16306 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheCrowbar said:

@Mercy_ said:

@TheCrowbar said:

Not to be really dickish but... it must be really hard to get laid for you huh?(Assuming you're not already married or in a relationship)

C'mon, man.

He called it shelf porn for crying out loud! What else would a normal person think?

…….. something on your mind?

#12 Posted by RazzaTazz (9490 posts) - - Show Bio
@TheCrowbar: You know better than to talk like that on this site.  Keep things nice.  
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#13 Posted by PhoenixoftheTides (3453 posts) - - Show Bio

@Illyana Rasputin: Nice collection OP - I didn't even know they released the "Magik" limited series as a graphic novel and didn't know the statue to the left of it existed!

@TheCrowbar: To be honest, I'd think most normal men or women that are dating would rather see a collection of statues, content and etc that clearly indicate a hobby than drug paraphernalia, unpaid bills or dead rats. It's not like the collection is so extensive that it interferes with real life and it's pretty well organized. It's not like the Magik gear is overflowing to the point that it looks like this:

http://kotaku.com/187023/in-the-land-of-10000-marios-the-crazy-gamer-is-king

P.S. The guy who owns this collection is married, so he has no problem getting laid or dating apparently.

#14 Posted by mr_gone (204 posts) - - Show Bio

That's awesome man. I've been working on a similar display for magneto. Those busts really pull that stuff together, i gotta get one of those

#15 Posted by hectorsquall (1137 posts) - - Show Bio
Looks gorgeous!
#16 Posted by TheCrowbar (4286 posts) - - Show Bio

@John Valentine said:

@TheCrowbar said:

@Mercy_ said:

@TheCrowbar said:

Not to be really dickish but... it must be really hard to get laid for you huh?(Assuming you're not already married or in a relationship)

C'mon, man.

He called it shelf porn for crying out loud! What else would a normal person think?

…….. something on your mind?

Don't make me rule 34 it.

Don't please...

@RazzaTazz: @Mercy_: @Illyana Rasputin:

OP I'm sorry it was a very crass joke, I apologize if I offended.

#17 Posted by AweSam (7373 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheCrowbar said:

Not to be really dickish but... it must be really hard to get laid for you huh?(Assuming you're not already married or in a relationship)

Assuming they are married, it must be even harder to get laid. Get it?

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#18 Posted by Illyana Rasputin (2771 posts) - - Show Bio

LOL! This is why I don't come on Comic Vine, anymore.

#19 Posted by Doctor!!!!! (2055 posts) - - Show Bio

Wow, looks like a shrine to Ms.Rasputin, If Colossus saw this... Oh! there goes your face!

#20 Posted by MuhollandBlack (2 posts) - - Show Bio

I love this! Magik is my favorite character in comics, hands down!

#21 Edited by Illyana Rasputin (2771 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheCrowbar said:

@Mercy_ said:

@TheCrowbar said:

Not to be really dickish but... it must be really hard to get laid for you huh?(Assuming you're not already married or in a relationship)

C'mon, man.

He called it shelf porn for crying out loud! What else would a normal person think?

"Shelf porn" has been used by fanboys for decades. Are you retarded, or just failing to come off looking like a bad-ass? Mind your manners. Normal? Normal people don't come across as rude douche bags. Do your homework, kid.

#22 Posted by TheCrowbar (4286 posts) - - Show Bio

@Illyana Rasputin said:

@TheCrowbar said:

@Mercy_ said:

@TheCrowbar said:

Not to be really dickish but... it must be really hard to get laid for you huh?(Assuming you're not already married or in a relationship)

C'mon, man.

He called it shelf porn for crying out loud! What else would a normal person think?

"Shelf porn" has been used by fanboys for decades. Are you retarded, or just failing to come off looking like a bad-ass? Mind your manners. Normal? Normal people don't come across as rude douche bags. Do your homework, kid.

lol are you really trying to re-start up a week old argument? Speaking of retarded.

#23 Posted by Illyana Rasputin (2771 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheCrowbar said:

@Illyana Rasputin said:

@TheCrowbar said:

@Mercy_ said:

@TheCrowbar said:

Not to be really dickish but... it must be really hard to get laid for you huh?(Assuming you're not already married or in a relationship)

C'mon, man.

He called it shelf porn for crying out loud! What else would a normal person think?

"Shelf porn" has been used by fanboys for decades. Are you retarded, or just failing to come off looking like a bad-ass? Mind your manners. Normal? Normal people don't come across as rude douche bags. Do your homework, kid.

lol are you really trying to re-start up a week old argument? Speaking of retarded.

Oooooh, ouch. I'm full of ennui, now. I don't know how I'll be able to carry on now that I've been dissed by "The Crowbar". Weak!

#24 Posted by TheCrowbar (4286 posts) - - Show Bio

@Illyana Rasputin:

Get over over it, it was a week ago.

#25 Posted by Illyana Rasputin (2771 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheCrowbar said:

@Illyana Rasputin:

Get over over it, it was a week ago.

Right, and a lot of people don't spend most of their free time on comic book social networking sites. Reconsider personally attacking me, again, and we'll consider the matter dropped.

#26 Posted by TheCrowbar (4286 posts) - - Show Bio

@Illyana Rasputin:

Are you new to the internet? People are mean all the time. The fact you took a joke, which is what it was, from a week ago and decided to have a shit fit, it's rather telling. Loosen up.

#27 Posted by Crimsonlord53 (1305 posts) - - Show Bio

Being married and getting laid is not always a Guarantee.

Nice little pile of loot.

#28 Posted by Madame_Mist (1325 posts) - - Show Bio

Nice collection:)

#29 Edited by Rickbarry (1752 posts) - - Show Bio

@Illyana Rasputin: I want the lil Magik statue! Cough it up.

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