Why is Loki such a useless wimp?

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#101 Edited by HolySerpent (12337 posts) - - Show Bio

Loki was King of Asgard. Using his cunning and devious ways. Lol how is he useless? He essentially not only ruled a planet (realm), but THE planet, Asgard. Let me know when Zod, Bane, or Joker rule a planet in any way shape or form.

Out of all of the villains seen on film, Loki is definitely the most accomplished. And he didn't even use brawn to do it.

@wolverine08: Me too

Talia and bane >>>> loki.

Also King of Asgard? Where are you getting this from. Odin was the king of asgard. Thor was banish by Odin, then Odin went into "Odin Sleep". leaving Loki being temporary leader since he was his son (adopted, but still his son). he wasn't the king since Odin still lived and he was recognized as such. the only trickery he did was keeping thor banish which he failed at. and also killing the frost giants leader.

#102 Posted by Guardiandevil83 (4496 posts) - - Show Bio

@cheesesticks: He nearly destroyed an entire World. Home of the Frost Giants.

#103 Edited by Guardiandevil83 (4496 posts) - - Show Bio

@holyserpent: Did Gotham get destroyed? Looks like Bane and Talia failed too..your point?

#104 Edited by CheeseSticks (2261 posts) - - Show Bio
#105 Edited by henrik (559 posts) - - Show Bio

Loki is not useless, but he is no match for the Avengers. Without the Cosmic Cube, he is not a big threat. (I only mean this for the movies, of course.)

#106 Edited by Guardiandevil83 (4496 posts) - - Show Bio

@cheesesticks: He took over France. Just got stopped by some of the most powerful people on the planet. Bane and Talia got beaten by a got who could barely walk and had been outta practice for 8 years

#107 Edited by shatiquego582 (183 posts) - - Show Bio

@holyserpent: what am I making up sir please tell me

Cause here is Loki and thors fight in Asgard right here watch it and you'll see Loki isn't a wimp nore is he useless http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=59qoIFbAAzE

Should I post the avengers fight too

#108 Edited by shatiquego582 (183 posts) - - Show Bio

@cheesesticks: idk how about bring and alien race to earth and cause millions of dollars of property damage and killing innocent people, police officers, and armed forces and putting earth on high alert and putting together the avengers

#109 Posted by HolySerpent (12337 posts) - - Show Bio

@shatiquego582: Can you read, because i just gave you a detail information why Loki wasnt the King Asgard.

#110 Edited by shatiquego582 (183 posts) - - Show Bio

@holyserpent: I didn't say he was king I was saying that thor dint beat him easily or at all and I edited my message check it again

#111 Posted by Guardiandevil83 (4496 posts) - - Show Bio

Loki killed 80 people in two days.

#112 Posted by HolySerpent (12337 posts) - - Show Bio

@shatiquego582: first let me say im sorry for being rude. It was a miscommunication. Now the thor vs hulk fight was a stalemate. Hulk didnt dominate the fight. they both got hits off.

#113 Posted by shatiquego582 (183 posts) - - Show Bio

@holyserpent: it's all good bro I mean when hulk left to take down the jet thor was still on the floor in pain so that's why I see it as a very small win for hulk

#114 Edited by novi_homines (1321 posts) - - Show Bio

@holyserpent said:

@novi_homines said:

Loki was King of Asgard. Using his cunning and devious ways. Lol how is he useless? He essentially not only ruled a planet (realm), but THE planet, Asgard. Let me know when Zod, Bane, or Joker rule a planet in any way shape or form.

Out of all of the villains seen on film, Loki is definitely the most accomplished. And he didn't even use brawn to do it.

@wolverine08: Me too

Talia and bane >>>> loki.

Also King of Asgard? Where are you getting this from. Odin was the king of asgard. Thor was banish by Odin, then Odin went into "Odin Sleep". leaving Loki being temporary leader since he was his son (adopted, but still his son). he wasn't the king since Odin still lived and he was recognized as such. the only trickery he did was keeping thor banish which he failed at. and also killing the frost giants leader.

He was the King of Asgard.

He sat on the throne.

They called him "my king"., whenever they spoke to him.

Everyone had to bow to him (including the warriors three).

Heimdall had to answer to him.

Asgardian security (along with the destroyer) belonged to him.

So answer me this one question: Why exactly do you consider him to not ever be King of Asgard?

No matter how long it was, which we don't get a sense of because we don't really know exactly how long thor was on earth, loki was still king. He lost because it ALWAYS happens to villains. Lol that's just their nature, to lose. Bane and talia failed at destroying new york, the joker ultimately failed at making the world turn on batman (they put a statue up of batman, lol), and zod was never close to ruling earth.

But they all were successful for a short period of time, which makes all of them great villains. But i'm just saying that when comparing what they were successful at for that brief amount of time, nothing tops being King of Asgard. I think that's something all sane people can agree on. Asgard essentially holds the fate of the entire universe and all the nine realms, that encompasses everything in existence. At least in the Marvel Universe.

#115 Posted by ComicStooge (9653 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd agree the movie version of Loki is a useless wimp.

However, comicbook Loki is pretty cool.

#116 Posted by Killemall (16958 posts) - - Show Bio

I think the most plain and simple answer would be, because he isnt...

#117 Posted by Squares (3122 posts) - - Show Bio

@jointron33: ...we're talking about the movie, right?

#118 Posted by Stefano (283 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd agree the movie version of Loki is a useless wimp.

However, comicbook Loki is pretty cool.

Agree! but i think thor 2 will make him cooler

#119 Posted by comicbookfan93 (337 posts) - - Show Bio

He's not even that bad of a fighter but when your main foe is Thor sure you're not gonna look too great

#120 Posted by SandMan_ (4526 posts) - - Show Bio

He was turned into a sissy in Avengers.

#121 Posted by lorex (928 posts) - - Show Bio

I think the character of Loki is interesting but at Marvel he is historically portrayed as the villian and as such eventually has to be defeated by the heroes. Reciently as kid Loki in Journey into Mystery and Young Avengers he has become more of a helpful trickster rather than a full on force of evil. Now that he is being aged more and getting a solo series as an Agent of Adgard we will see if he remains helpful or will his jealously of Thor push him to becoming evil once again.

#122 Edited by dum529001 (1572 posts) - - Show Bio

hmm...

#123 Posted by homosexuality (63 posts) - - Show Bio

he is not a physical god duh.

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