Lois Lane
Character » Lois Lane appears in 6413 issues.
Lois Lane is a Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist for the Daily Planet of Metropolis. She was the first reporter to interview Superman after he first appeared in Metropolis. Superman later revealed his secret identity to her; the two married and have a son, Jon Kent.
ComicVine Divorce Court: Superman vs. Lois Lane
Lois is a slut. Clark deserves way better than her. Plus, she can't have his kids anyway... and Clark totally needs babies with someone other than Lex Luthor
oh please your honor, we all know there is no truth whatsoever to the allegation
that Clark Kent and Superman are the same person, I mean just look at them.
This is a well documented fact. I call a mistrial into effect.
That's a whole other case, in which, i won't be representing Superman.
@CATMANEXE: Judge "Your Father" went on vacation to France for the weekend. He got tired of looking at our messy rooms
Superman can be a dick too" @Hawk: She still cheated on him numerous times! "
Stop being a fanboy with tunnel vision
the other week your were dissing Jimmy who is nothing but a harmless twit
So @Tyler Starke said:
That's what I'm talking about, sometimes writers made superdooper an even bigger psycho than Sentry or Sinestro" @inferiorego:
Look what you've made him do Matt!! "
With this kind of abusive histroy I think its Lois who should be suing for abuse
" @inferiorego said:Superman can be a dick too" @Hawk: She still cheated on him numerous times! "
Stop being a fanboy with tunnel vision
the other week your were dissing Jimmy who is nothing but a harmless twit
...You do realize this is a joke, correct?
please, no comedy shenanigans in the courtroom.
their is a case underway. this is serious business.
" @Casket said:I thought it was serious too... ;)" @inferiorego said:...You do realize this is a joke, correct? "Superman can be a dick too" @Hawk: She still cheated on him numerous times! "
Stop being a fanboy with tunnel vision
the other week your were dissing Jimmy who is nothing but a harmless twit
why is superman such a douche in most of his covers?
Anyways Superman should just DUmp her and get on with either Layla or Wonder woman... I am sure wonder woman would be eager to produce a new super kid .... if you know what I am saying.. ;) BUT OFCOURSE YOU DO, DONT PLAY YOURSELF THE FOOL.
@inferiorego: Lois Lane wasn't ever married to Clark or Superman permanently during pre-Crisis Earth-One universe. Nor even an actual girlfriend. Only temporarily due to things like solving a case, all others were imaginary. In New Earth Post-Crisis one they were only married in 1996 and began dating in 1990, with some rough patches including his death and Lois breking their engagement. So adultery doesn't even apply unless she cheated on him post-marriage.
@mailwam: Think this was a joke article. Besides, this was a post from 9 years ago and the staff member you're replying to hasn't gone online for several months.
@life_without_progress: I do know that but I'd rather be in favour of Lois instead of someone who still has feelings for Wonder Woman, suddenly somehow focuses on her and rushes off to save her instead of saving Washington DC (where Lois, her father, Supergirl also were) or fight Imperiex, sticks around to console Diana when he realizes Hippolyta died instead of fighting Imperiex, rushes off with Wonder Woman and forgets about Sam Lane's funeral. Even when he remembers about the funeral he is busy asking Wonder Woman if she's okay, not imagining if Lois is okay. Lol, what a faithful husband. Actual adultery by Clark would be infinitely better than this.
@mailwam: Think this was a joke article. Besides, this was a post from 9 years ago and the staff member you're replying to hasn't gone online for several months.
I'm online all the time.
Also, someone give me an award for this piece from 9 years ago please.
@inferiorego: The only thing that anyone deserves is Superman - a Kryptonite bat on his skull for running around after his unofficial mistress Wonder Womab when Lois and her father and Washington DC were in danger. He didn't even remember Lois for a long time during that incident. Even during Lois' grief, he was busy going away with Diana around the world and forgot her father's funeral. When he remembered he's still busy asking after Diana's well-being. Shows who he really cares for. If he actually did adultery, it will be more forgiveable. Diana can keep him.
@inferiorego: Didn't know you still went online on the site, boss. Apologies for the misunderstanding.
Also it was Superman who cheated on Lois during Christmas time, kissing Wonder Woman even while he was married. Yes I know they fought for thousands year at Valhalla, which the Mjolnir represents, but there's a reason he didn't sleep with Diana - he loved Lois no matter what even if she is dead. Even later, he doesn't stop being close to her and she touches him very inappropriately for example in JLA #83. This guy was nuts.
@inferiorego: The only thing that anyone deserves is Superman - a Kryptonite bat on his skull for running around after his unofficial mistress Wonder Womab when Lois and her father and Washington DC were in danger. He didn't even remember Lois for a long time during that incident. Even during Lois' grief, he was busy going away with Diana around the world and forgot her father's funeral. When he remembered he's still busy asking after Diana's well-being. Shows who he really cares for. If he actually did adultery, it will be more forgiveable. Diana can keep him.
It's a joke piece I wrote almost a decade ago...
@inferiorego: Didn't know you still went online on the site, boss. Apologies for the misunderstanding.
No need to apologize. I just lurk like a weirdo now.
@inferiorego: The only thing that anyone deserves is Superman - a Kryptonite bat on his skull for running around after his unofficial mistress Wonder Womab when Lois and her father and Washington DC were in danger. He didn't even remember Lois for a long time during that incident. Even during Lois' grief, he was busy going away with Diana around the world and forgot her father's funeral. When he remembered he's still busy asking after Diana's well-being. Shows who he really cares for. If he actually did adultery, it will be more forgiveable. Diana can keep him.
It's a joke piece I wrote almost a decade ago...
@inferiorego: Didn't know you still went online on the site, boss. Apologies for the misunderstanding.
No need to apologize. I just lurk like a weirdo now.
Nice thread, just wondering can i PM you a second? It's for something on-site.
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