What kind of Kryptonite would you invent?

#1 Posted by Superkitty (1086 posts) - - Show Bio

If you could invent any form of Kryptonite, what would it do? Just make sure it doesn't duplicate any previous form and it has its own unique color(s)

Here's mine: Nintendo cartridge gray Kryptonite: Makes just about every Superman video game suck. (affects the programmers I guess)

See (note: contains adult words and themes):

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/rom-pit/superman.php

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#2 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio

Pink Kryptonite

Gets superman ratted :D

M

AN: we've done this before... i remember someone mentioning brown Kryptonite and it giving Superman the runs...

or was it Jeweled Kryptonite that made Superman act as if it was the 70's again...

M

#3 Posted by Assimilation (955 posts) - - Show Bio

Methos says:

"Pink Kryptonite Gets superman ratted :D M"

you stole mine

#4 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio

we had this talk months back... can't find the bloody thread though lol

M

#5 Posted by Dormath (2398 posts) - - Show Bio

Neon k= Supes goes crazy and tries to hook up with some ladies like E and Viagra combined no way he could fight you like that.

#6 Posted by Apparition (11349 posts) - - Show Bio

green kryptonite to slowly kill him, but so slowly that it might as well be worthless because he always has enough time to escape its affects somehow...

#7 Posted by Ms. Invisible (3292 posts) - - Show Bio

A kryptonite where it makes it impossible to resist dancing.

#8 Posted by Resonate (15054 posts) - - Show Bio

Superkitty says:

" Makes just about every Superman video game suck. "

A bit late for that, don't you think?

#9 Posted by Jax (7542 posts) - - Show Bio

WARNING ADULT CONTENT.

Kryptonite made of condoms. Makes supes try to bang anyone he sees.

#10 Posted by Cryo-Wolf (12662 posts) - - Show Bio

Silver Kryptonite-Releases the beast within Superman. Gives him ferality, but makes him lose control of his mind, slipping into pure instict.

#11 Posted by Stewie Griffin (177 posts) - - Show Bio

LMAO!

#12 Posted by Apparition (11349 posts) - - Show Bio

Jax says:

"WARNING ADULT CONTENT. Kryptonite made of condoms. Makes supes try to bang anyone he sees."

you let little stewie see that???

#13 Posted by Stewie Griffin (177 posts) - - Show Bio

I've seen many things my dear Apparition. ;)

#14 Posted by Kal-Kent (45 posts) - - Show Bio

emo black kryptonite makes himself try to cut himself so gets more emo becuz he cant cut himself.

#15 Posted by Kal-Kent (45 posts) - - Show Bio

emo black kryptonite makes himself try to cut himself so gets more emo becuz he cant cut himself.

#16 Posted by Clantern (666 posts) - - Show Bio

Bat Kryptonite - Makes Superman have 2 weeks prep time every single fight.

#17 Posted by bar-shin (42 posts) - - Show Bio

WereDragon Kriptnite .. turns him to a dragon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#18 Posted by Avantar (384 posts) - - Show Bio

Rainbow Kryptonite.. Turns Superman gay. He relocates to San Francisco and declares his undying love for Batman, eventually coaxing Bats out of the closet.

#19 Posted by Tevnoba (3494 posts) - - Show Bio

Indigo Kryptonite - nicked named Kryptohate!  Makes everyone in the DCU realize what a wanker Supes is and they all boo and hiss at him and eventually make him leave earth forever!

#20 Posted by Bob-A-Ferret (75 posts) - - Show Bio

Clear Kryptonite : makes it clear to everyone that sees him  that he is Clark Kent and that for all his efforts he is nothing but a overpowered jack as with charisma shootingout of his arse.

#21 Edited by jim15936 (1 posts) - - Show Bio

RADIOACTIVE SILVER Kryptonite applied to a mirror breaks the light into RANDOM Body and Soul effects.  The random effect is first seen in the mirror, then it becomes real for a half-life of 24 hours! (Then half the effects reverse back each day).  It could be created by Mxpklyx or the Joker or be the magical mirror that had Krptonite added for a power source. The only way to avoid the mirror in your presence, is (like the Medusa) you must never look directly at it, or something random happens right away.  (The great advantage of this one, is you can use this plot device many times for different stories in different ways).
FOR EXAMPLE:
    *  Superman and another hero switch powers.  Batman becomes super, but pretends its from his gadgets, and superman "fakes" superpowers  with gadgets.
   *  Superman becomes FEMALE and Lois becomes MALE for a couple of days.  They learn its really tough being female (or male).
   *  Superman and another (like Wonder Woman) switch bodies for a day or two.
   *  They become teenagers again in Smallville for a day, while their teenage selves take over present bodies for a day.
 

#22 Posted by Risky (12629 posts) - - Show Bio

Yin-Yang-shaped-Kryptonite:

Splits him up into two Supermen, one good, one bad, so that he can annoy us and suck even more.

#23 Posted by IcePrince_X (4842 posts) - - Show Bio

hot pink kryptonite making Superman realized that Batman is the right one for him all along (he should have gotten the hint that Batman is always at his back and that Batman has his "boys" on his side, not Lois nor Wonderwoman.

#24 Posted by BatDance (2248 posts) - - Show Bio
@IcePrince_X said:
" hot pink kryptonite making Superman realized that Batman is the right one for him all along (he should have gotten the hint that Batman is always at his back and that Batman has his "boys" on his side, not Lois nor Wonderwoman. "
They invented that one already
 
and its canon
#25 Posted by Caligula (12417 posts) - - Show Bio
@Assimilation said:
"

Methos says:

"Pink Kryptonite Gets superman ratted :D M"

you stole mine

"

Pink Kryptonite, actually exsists and it makes superman gay.
#26 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio

Purple Kryptonite aka the Gender-Bender kryptonite

#27 Posted by squiresmadnessmachine (303 posts) - - Show Bio

gold kryptonite which turns supes into a rapper
#28 Posted by squiresmadnessmachine (303 posts) - - Show Bio

or white kryptonite that makes all you not hate on him so much seriously superman rocks
#29 Posted by MarkPar (87 posts) - - Show Bio

Diamond Kryptonite makes all the ladies and other alien race species find you irresisstable but then again never mind

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