No Kang bio?

#1 Posted by NiteFly (1459 posts) - - Show Bio

Dude, someone should really tackle this bio. Kang deserves better than the two sentences he has. Before you go to say "Do it yourself, Jerk." I don't know Kang very well, so I would rather leave him to someone who is more familiar with his history.

#2 Posted by Buckshot (18913 posts) - - Show Bio

Do it yourself, Jerk.

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#3 Posted by Zaraki Ichigo (6476 posts) - - Show Bio

I agree with Buck, read up and do it. It at least gives you an excuse to read comics.

#4 Posted by NiteFly (1459 posts) - - Show Bio

Zaraki Ichigo says:

"I agree with Buck, read up and do it. It at least gives you an excuse to read comics."

No offense, but this coming from someone who has submitted nothing? I have virtually no comics with Kang in them, and don't feel I could do it justice. I know about him, but he is far from being within my comfort zone.
Post Edited:2007-05-24 22:08:32

#5 Posted by Buckshot (18913 posts) - - Show Bio

Thought it was clear that I was joking. Guess it wasn't for Zaraki.

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#6 Posted by NiteFly (1459 posts) - - Show Bio

Buckshot says:

"Thought it was clear that I was joking. Guess it wasn't for Zaraki."

Dude you said exactly what I put not to say. It was crystal clear. I'm not trying to be mean to Zaraki, but I just don't know him as well.

#7 Posted by Zaraki Ichigo (6476 posts) - - Show Bio

I just thought that it would be a good way for him to get some good reading in. I personally don't like Kang and stay away from his stories.I just thought that if you were gonna complain about it you might just want to do it yourself. Just because you point it out doesn't mean anyone is gonna do it.

#8 Posted by Prodigal Son (3472 posts) - - Show Bio

#9 Posted by Zaraki Ichigo (6476 posts) - - Show Bio

Sorry, okay. My bad, I was just saying that he might find something that he likes if he does it himself.

#10 Posted by NiteFly (1459 posts) - - Show Bio

No problem. Not my thing, otherwise I would have done it myself.

#11 Posted by Zaraki Ichigo (6476 posts) - - Show Bio

Cool so I guess that no one likes Kang then.

#12 Posted by NiteFly (1459 posts) - - Show Bio

This is now officially the Kang sucks thread.

#13 Posted by Zaraki Ichigo (6476 posts) - - Show Bio

What, he does suck. Actually I just don't like him because of his mask.

#14 Posted by Prodigal Son (3472 posts) - - Show Bio

Yeah, Immortus is so much better.

#15 Posted by Buckshot (18913 posts) - - Show Bio

Kid Kang (Iron Lad) was cool. Too bad about that whole thing.

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#16 Posted by Zaraki Ichigo (6476 posts) - - Show Bio

Does anyone want to defend Kang? You know like the Disciples of the Hulk, or the Believer in Gambit?

#17 Posted by NiteFly (1459 posts) - - Show Bio

Zaraki Ichigo says:

"Does anyone want to defend Kang? You know like the Disciples of the Hulk, or the Believer in Gambit?"

Nope. Hulk and Gambit have their love cults, of course. Never heard of such a thing for Kang.

#18 Posted by Prodigal Son (3472 posts) - - Show Bio

I'll give it a try.

Kang is so awesome because he looks kinda like Baron Zemo....

Nope, got nothin'.

#19 Posted by NiteFly (1459 posts) - - Show Bio

Prodigious Man says:

"I'll give it a try.Kang is so awesome because he looks kinda like Baron Zemo....Nope, got nothin'."

It was a valiant effort, but it is impossible to muster love for Kang no matter how hard one tries. NASA did a study on it. Attempting to feign love for Kang can result in impotence so you better stop there.

#20 Posted by Zaraki Ichigo (6476 posts) - - Show Bio

Glad I don't like the guy. NASA is always right.

#21 Posted by Prodigal Son (3472 posts) - - Show Bio

NiteFly says:

"Prodigious Man says:
"I'll give it a try.Kang is so awesome because he looks kinda like Baron Zemo....Nope, got nothin'."

It was a valiant effort, but it is impossible to muster love for Kang no matter how hard one tries. NASA did a study on it. Attempting to feign love for Kang can result in impotence so you better stop there."

That's ok. Already had the operation to take care of that, but thanks for the warning.

Was that TMI?

#22 Posted by NiteFly (1459 posts) - - Show Bio

Prodigious Man says:

"NiteFly says:
"Prodigious Man says:
"I'll give it a try.Kang is so awesome because he looks kinda like Baron Zemo....Nope, got nothin'."

It was a valiant effort, but it is impossible to muster love for Kang no matter how hard one tries. NASA did a study on it. Attempting to feign love for Kang can result in impotence so you better stop there."

That's ok. Already had the operation to take care of that, but thanks for the warning.

Was that TMI?"

I meant geek impotence. Oh yea, try to like Kang again and you can kiss things like this goodbye. FOREVER!

#23 Posted by Prodigal Son (3472 posts) - - Show Bio

NiteFly says:

"Prodigious Man says:
"NiteFly says:
"Prodigious Man says:
"I'll give it a try.Kang is so awesome because he looks kinda like Baron Zemo....Nope, got nothin'."

It was a valiant effort, but it is impossible to muster love for Kang no matter how hard one tries. NASA did a study on it. Attempting to feign love for Kang can result in impotence so you better stop there."

That's ok. Already had the operation to take care of that, but thanks for the warning.

Was that TMI?"

I meant geek impotence. Oh yea, try to like Kang again and you can kiss things like this goodbye. FOREVER!"

Well, that's no contest there.

#24 Posted by NiteFly (1459 posts) - - Show Bio

Prodigious Man says:

"NiteFly says:
"Prodigious Man says:
"NiteFly says:
"Prodigious Man says:
"I'll give it a try.Kang is so awesome because he looks kinda like Baron Zemo....Nope, got nothin'."

It was a valiant effort, but it is impossible to muster love for Kang no matter how hard one tries. NASA did a study on it. Attempting to feign love for Kang can result in impotence so you better stop there."

That's ok. Already had the operation to take care of that, but thanks for the warning.

Was that TMI?"

I meant geek impotence. Oh yea, try to like Kang again and you can kiss things like this goodbye. FOREVER!"

Well, that's no contest there."

Bwahahahah!

#25 Posted by NiteFly (1459 posts) - - Show Bio

Man that Kang, he really sucks. A lot. This feels nice. If I said the same about Hulk in this thread I would have at least five people threatening to castrate my whole family.

#26 Posted by Captain Hazard (1568 posts) - - Show Bio

I would do it but I don't know enough about him either. I do think he is pretty cool though.

#27 Posted by Zaraki Ichigo (6476 posts) - - Show Bio

The Hulk is one of the few things that sucks more than Kang.

#28 Posted by NiteFly (1459 posts) - - Show Bio

Zaraki Ichigo says:

"The Hulk is one of the few things that sucks more than Kang."

Mind your tongue! You are going to invoke the wrath of the Cult of Gay Hulklove on this forum!

#29 Posted by -000 (226 posts) - - Show Bio

Kang is cool cause he killed Iron Man in "The Crossing."

#30 Posted by Zaraki Ichigo (6476 posts) - - Show Bio

NiteFly says:

"Zaraki Ichigo says:
"The Hulk is one of the few things that sucks more than Kang."
Mind your tongue! You are going to invoke the wrath of the Cult of Gay Hulklove on this forum!"

I just spent the last three minutes laughing so hard I almost threw up. Good one.

#31 Posted by NiteFly (1459 posts) - - Show Bio

-000 says:

"Kang is cool cause he killed Iron Man in "The Crossing.""

Yea... More characters should kill Iron Man. I think Iron Man most certainly sucks more than the Hulk, and needs to be killed off more than any character in the Marvel Universe.

#32 Posted by Prodigal Son (3472 posts) - - Show Bio

-000 says:

"Kang is cool cause he killed Iron Man in "The Crossing.""

Point for Kang.

#33 Posted by Quintus_Knightfall (84451 posts) - - Show Bio

Prodigious Man says:

"I'll give it a try. Kang is so awesome because he looks kinda like Baron Zemo.... Nope, got nothin'."

lol, he kinda does doesnt he.

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#34 Posted by Kang The Conqueror (10 posts) - - Show Bio

I will be finishing up the Kang bio. As for reasons he's awesome, how about he's amassed the largest empire in all of marveldom, an empire that expands over 100 light years in the 41st century, and also includes various other locations in different timelines?

How about because he's a kick ass fighter, a brilliant tactician, and the Avengers top villain? How about because he's the only character in the Marvel 616 continuity to take over Earth in a military campaign?

I could think of plenty of reasons why Kang is awesome, and I will be giving him the bio he deserves.

#35 Posted by G-Man (30606 posts) - - Show Bio

Just make sure it's not copied like we've had before.

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#36 Posted by Kang The Conqueror (10 posts) - - Show Bio

It won't be. Obviously, it has to have all the same events, so the events themselves will be copied, but the wording and such will not be.

#37 Posted by Beta Ray Bill (1220 posts) - - Show Bio

Kang The Conqueror says:

"It won't be. Obviously, it has to have all the same events, so the events themselves will be copied, but the wording and such will not be."

i know i can't do the bio cause the only thing i know of kang is that he is a future relative of doom

#38 Posted by Kang The Conqueror (10 posts) - - Show Bio

Don't worry, I know everything he's been in. I'll just have to use my Young Avengers: Director's Cut to get it all in the right order.

Recommended Kang Reading for you btw:

  • Kang: Time and Time Again (Tpb)

  • Avengers Forever (tpb)

  • The Kang Dynasty (tpb)

  • Young Avengers: Side-Kicks (tpb)

#39 Posted by G-Man (30606 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm not saying you'd copy it. I'm just pretty sure we had a full bio here but it was copied from wiki so we had to delete it (and the points). I agree that he has sooooo much history that he should have a huge page. It's just too tempting for some people to look at another site and have similar references and events listed in the same exact order. Like if another site mentions that Kang decided one day while he was on the toilet to get new curtains in his bathroom, the same thing would appear here, maaaaaybe worded a little differently.

Oh and welcome to the 'Vine.

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#40 Posted by Beta Ray Bill (1220 posts) - - Show Bio

G-Man says:

"I'm not saying you'd copy it. I'm just pretty sure we had a full bio here but it was copied from wiki so we had to delete it (and the points). I agree that he has sooooo much history that he should have a huge page. It's just too tempting for some people to look at another site and have similar references and events listed in the same exact order. Like if another site mentions that Kang decided one day while he was on the toilet to get new curtains in his bathroom, the same thing would appear here, maaaaaybe worded a little differently. Oh and welcome to the 'Vine."

thats why i mostly do pics execpt for this one time with sarah stacy but i had the book that had her in it so it was easy and yes welcome to the vine

#41 Posted by Kang The Conqueror (10 posts) - - Show Bio

One problem is I did in fact, do a lot of the work for the Marveldatabase wikia, on the Kang page. But I'll rewrite it if I have to.

In fact, I did the scan from Young Avengers with the removed background that's currently in the character gallery.
Post Edited:2007-08-09 23:47:37

#42 Posted by Kang The Conqueror (10 posts) - - Show Bio

I finally wrote out part one of Kang's profile, which details his early history and his first fight with the Avengers. As you can imagine, Kang's history is too detailed to write in one sitting, so I will be updating the profile in installments.

#43 Posted by Buckshot (18913 posts) - - Show Bio

ok

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#44 Posted by Buckshot (18913 posts) - - Show Bio

Kang. Kang is awesome. I didn't know that 2 years ago. Yes, I will admit, he's got a fugly costume, but it's not without a certain charm I think. Besides, Kang is not his costume. He's not even his amazing, time-manipulating technology. No. Kang is a conqueror. No. THE conqueror. That is what Kang is. And that is why I like Kang. (I think it was Avengers Forever that did this to me btw.)

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