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He roams through the countryside;

He never needs a place to hide.

With Gabby as his sidekick

Fighting with her little stick,

Righting wrongs and singing songs,

Being mighty all day long

He's Joxer . . . he's Joxer the Mighty!

"Joxer the Lion-hearted is ready for Action!"

Ohhhh,

He's Joxer the Mighty,

He's really tidy.

Everybody likes him

Because he has a funny grin.

Joxer the Mighty,

He's very tidy.

Everyone admires him.

He's so handsome it's a sin.

If you're in jeopardy

Don't call the cavalry.

There's a better remedy

(Although he doesn't work for free).

He's every man's trusty,

He's every woman's fantasy,

Plus he's good company.

He's Joxer...

I'm Joxer the Mighty!

Blood...valour...and victory! Ha-ha!

Joxer the Mighty,

He's very tidy.

Everyone admires him.

He's so handsome it's a sin.

When things get grim

He'll take it on the chin.

If you're in jeopardy

Caused by the enemy

Don't call the cavalry.

There's a better remedy

(Although he doesn't work for free).

He's every man's trusty,

He's every woman's fantasy,

Plus he's good company.

Look out! He's Joxer...

Joxer the Mighty!

Joxer was more or less comedic relief in the series Hercules The Legendary Journeys and Xena: Warrior Princess, he was played by director Sam Raimi's younger brother Ted Raimi.

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