Quote that most Symbolises the Joker (one liner)

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#1 Posted by MrsJ (305 posts) - - Show Bio

Add to the following:

"They said I was sick in the head. They said I needed help. Well, maybe I'm a little Batty blame it on the Bats in my belfry!"

"Shoot the kids and drown the neighbors! We've got a winner!"

"It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic. Oh, what the heck I'll laugh anyway, AHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile."

#2 Posted by Barry Flash (1573 posts) - - Show Bio

"Let's put a smile on that Face!"-From the new Batman movie, so it doesn't count but it's still a Joker quote.

#3 Posted by Buckshot (18914 posts) - - Show Bio

Here are some lines (from Newsradio) that I could easily imagine being said by Joker:

"Shredding the instructions for the shredder. Talk about your mindblowing irony.....Dare I ?......Look at it go!....Now where the hell is that speed control?"

"Matthew... do I look like a man who would enjoy a game of Goofy-Ball?"

"I haven`t read comics since I realized Beetle Bailey was never actually gonna shoot somebody"

"You know when I said you look like you'd lost weight? Well, I lied, go find a treadmill, you fat son of a bitch."

"Kidnapping... it's not just for kids... anymore."

"You don’t drop a piranha in the kiddie pool and stick around to watch the bubbles."

"Say, Dave, maybe after work you'd like to go by the zoo and shoot goats."

"Someone somewhere wants me crazy"

"No I am not paranoid cause I can say without a trace of irony you're all out to get me!"

"I think a good hunting accident would really open your mind."

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#4 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio

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#5 Posted by Nighthunter (28582 posts) - - Show Bio

#6 Posted by Bloodaxe (76 posts) - - Show Bio

"Never rub another man's rhubarb!" - from the original Batman movie. Still no idea what it means, but I thought it was as funny as hell.

#7 Posted by Superkitty (1086 posts) - - Show Bio

(Just the laugh)

#8 Posted by Ralph (101 posts) - - Show Bio

'Do I look like I am kidding?' -from the first Batman movie, Joker to Vicky Vale.

#9 Posted by theCeruleanGestalt (1148 posts) - - Show Bio

Superkitty says:

"(Just the laugh)"

The third picture is so darn funny. :D

/CG

#10 Posted by Ralph (101 posts) - - Show Bio

'Sorry, the henchgirl role has been filled. Quite nicely, too.' -from 'Joker's Millions'. I find this line damn funny, maybe for the way he sayed that, Mark Hamill ROCKS!!!

#11 Posted by warlock360 (28050 posts) - - Show Bio

"HAHAHAHAAHAA..."

#12 Posted by NightFang (9967 posts) - - Show Bio

"That's not funny. That's not..."

Form the Batman Beyond film.

#13 Posted by Xaon (12 posts) - - Show Bio

From Arkham Asylum

#14 Posted by Knightwing (333 posts) - - Show Bio

"Why so Serious?"

From the new Batman movie
Post Edited:2008-04-25 13:21:34

#15 Posted by Punchinello (148 posts) - - Show Bio

Joker: Oooo! I can see right up your skirt, you shameless hussy! I can't understand why i was ever attracted to a tramp like you!

From Going Sane, Part 4.

Joker: We laughed because it was absurd -- because we are. But you're not laughing any more. Neither am I.

From Secrets.

Joker: I am a force of nature-- a force of the mind! And I must have a counter force -- only one man can stand against me-- make me work--

From Dark Detective.

Joker: I know you're out there somewhere, but you're supposed to be here.. now... with me! Don't you love me anymore?

From Duty, Part 2.

There's millions I could post here; but those are among the first that comes to mind!

#16 Posted by pixelized (62882 posts) - - Show Bio

uhhh

"Everything she do is like me, tryin to imitate me.."

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#17 Posted by crazy spidey (3489 posts) - - Show Bio

he never said but "Why did i do it? Well for the Lulz of course."

#18 Posted by Midnight Lantern (6011 posts) - - Show Bio

Ever Dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

#19 Posted by Jokerette (158 posts) - - Show Bio

'Wooo! Something new has been added! A big improvement over the Boy Blunder...'

'I really have to congratulate myself on this one!'

'Obviously, must I do everything myself.'

From Batman TAS

#20 Posted by TheDrifter (26555 posts) - - Show Bio

WHY SO SERIOUS?

#21 Edited by Croaker (296 posts) - - Show Bio

"It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?"

"Why so serious" and other movie lines are basically just alterations of the comics' Joker thoughts. I prefer the original's quotes.

#22 Posted by likalaruku (759 posts) - - Show Bio
crazy spidey said:
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he never said but "Why did i do it? Well for the Lulz of course."

"
OMG, that's what Marty LeGrow said when she killed off one of her two main characters.
#23 Posted by sweatboy (804 posts) - - Show Bio

"I only laugh on the outside, my smile is just skin deep; if you look inside, i'm really crying, wont you join me for a weep?" -Joker, in Batman the movie, (the 1st one) cos underneath all that madness, he's just an ordinary... ok a little excentric man

#24 Posted by TheBug (1111 posts) - - Show Bio

"Whats love, but hate with a bit of friction?"- Joker from the terrible Harley Quinn series.

Its still a good quote.

#25 Posted by Jokers_shadow_girl (7 posts) - - Show Bio

"Everything I do is to prove a point....1 ..little... point... ... To Laugh... at your own death! to not take life, so seriously!"
from Patient J,  bat in the sun productions

#26 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29499 posts) - - Show Bio
@The_Jokes_On_You said:
"
"All I've ever wanted... is to have a good time. And to annoy Batman, whenever possible, of course. And to one day murder Batman and defile his carcass sexually. And a pony."  
 
"I'm not exactly sure what happened.....sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another.....If I'm going to have a past, I'd perfer it to be mutliple choice!"    "

WTF!?!!?
#27 Posted by NagolNuff (2493 posts) - - Show Bio

Joker:
When I was gone, I met a man who was obsessed with driving a car around the world in one day.
He swore up and down he could do it.
And he TRIED to, many times, from what I understand.
 
Johnny:
He never made it?
 
Joker:
No he was...GONE, but that's not the point.
 
Johnny:
There is one i'm assuming.
 
Joker:
So you don't GET it, Johnny Johnny?
He blamed the CARS for his failures.
It never crossed his mind that what he BELIEVED he could do was IMPOSSIBLE.
I ADMIRE that.
I REALLY do.

#28 Posted by Gothic Storm (842 posts) - - Show Bio

"Wait'll they get a load a me." Original Batman movie... Jim Carey did this for a skit and had Jack's look down to a "T". It was either SNL or In Living Color back in the early 90s.
 
I always loved the scenes with him and Harley...
 




Oh yeah, you would think that last line would make even the Joker's heart melt... Then again...
#29 Posted by Croaker (296 posts) - - Show Bio
@InnerVenom123 said:
" @The_Jokes_On_You said:
"
"All I've ever wanted... is to have a good time. And to annoy Batman, whenever possible, of course. And to one day murder Batman and defile his carcass sexually. And a pony."  
 
"I'm not exactly sure what happened.....sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another.....If I'm going to have a past, I'd perfer it to be mutliple choice!"    "
WTF!?!!? "
Same here :D
 
If that is an unmodified quote, I'd like to know where it's from
#30 Posted by iMoxyTea (2 posts) - - Show Bio
@Croaker:

Omigawd i feel soooo bad i have the book where Joker said that but it's at my dad's house and i forget the name of it... but i'm going to his today so i'll tell you later lol XD
#31 Posted by Caligula (12417 posts) - - Show Bio

"ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"  
 
"I played like violin, and cut your strings!" 
 
"Funny thing is. I much prefer a knife to a gun. It's hard to get precision from guns. I manage but it took some doing. You understand. I can tell. Few do.  "   

 
"How does it feel to be the clown at midnight?"     
 
"Oh, you. You just couldn’t let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You are truly incorruptible, aren’t you? Huh? You won’t kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won’t kill you because you’re just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever." 
 
 'Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can’t savor all the… little emotions. In… you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?" 
 
"Do I really look like a guy with a plan?
You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just… do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon’s got plans. You know, they’re schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I’m not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So, when I say… Ah, come here.
When I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal, you know that I’m telling the truth. It’s the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer, you had plans, and look where that got you. I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hmmm? You know… You know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go “according to plan.” Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it’s all “part of the plan.” But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!
Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair!" 
  
"You shot me in the leg! How will I walk...oh, just like your daughter. Good one, Commissioner! ahahaha"  
 
"I did it! I finally killed Batman! In front of a bunch of vulnerable, disabled kids! Now--BRING ME SANTA CLAUS! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"     
 
"My mistake. Here I was hoping for the rambunctious rodent. And I get the WWF reject instead" (talking to Bane)   
 
      "Drown the kids and shoot the neighbors! We've got a winner!"     
 
"It's a clear choice -- me or Pettit. Vote or die. Cancer or tuberculosis."     
 
"Oh, yes! Fill the churches with dirty thoughts! Introduce honesty to the White House! Write letters in dead languages to people you've never met! Paint filthy words on the foreheads of children! Burn your credit cards and wear high heels! Asylum doors stand open! Fill the suburbs with murder and rape! Divine madness! Let there be ecstacy, ecstacy in the streets! Laugh and the world laughs with you!"     
 
"You dirty rat! You killed my brother! My sister! My daughter! She's my sister and my daughter!" 

-note- I read alot of Batman and watch alot of Batman, the best comic ever.   

#32 Posted by CATMANEXE (17052 posts) - - Show Bio

" Boner. "

#33 Posted by Mutant X (1543 posts) - - Show Bio

 "All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day."

#34 Posted by lozer (173 posts) - - Show Bio
@Croaker said:
" @InnerVenom123 said:
" @The_Jokes_On_You said:
"
"All I've ever wanted... is to have a good time. And to annoy Batman, whenever possible, of course. And to one day murder Batman and defile his carcass sexually. And a pony."  
 
"I'm not exactly sure what happened.....sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another.....If I'm going to have a past, I'd perfer it to be mutliple choice!"    "
WTF!?!!? "
Same here :D  If that is an unmodified quote, I'd like to know where it's from "
Ahh, I remember that! It's from the one with the guy who says bang or bam when shooting, he like sounds out everything but never really talks. Onomatopoeia! I had to google the title but it's Batman: Cacophony. That book was great.
#35 Posted by Mutant X (1543 posts) - - Show Bio
@lozer said:
" @Croaker said:
" @InnerVenom123 said:
" @The_Jokes_On_You said:
"
"All I've ever wanted... is to have a good time. And to annoy Batman, whenever possible, of course. And to one day murder Batman and defile his carcass sexually. And a pony."  
 
"I'm not exactly sure what happened.....sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another.....If I'm going to have a past, I'd perfer it to be mutliple choice!"    "
WTF!?!!? "
Same here :D  If that is an unmodified quote, I'd like to know where it's from "
Ahh, I remember that! It's from the one with the guy who says bang or bam when shooting, he like sounds out everything but never really talks. Onomatopoeia! I had to google the title but it's Batman: Cacophony. That book was great. "
Indeed. Kevin Smith has a knack for writing good Batman stories.
#36 Edited by lozer (173 posts) - - Show Bio
@Mutant X: Sweet, love being right. I don't have the book anymore sadly.
 
BUT I STILL HAVE SALVATION RUN!!
 
~which I'm gonna give away for a doll but still. I don't think it's as good as the Cacophony but I love anything with Joker interacting with (and usually pissing off) Lex~
 

Pain is my boon companion! My stalwart friend! I am alive with pain every moment of every day, Lex! Ever since that fateful day when I was baptized in a vat of chemical goo, that corrosive stuff has burned through my skin like fire. Pain is my one true love! I admire your willingness to do violence, Lex. Because you have no problem doing it when you have to. But I'm different, Lex. I do violence because it's fun! You're good at your job, Lex. But me? I love my job!

and then he high kicks Lex in the jaw. So cool.
#37 Posted by Pulsar (2333 posts) - - Show Bio
@TheDrifter said:
"WHY SO SERIOUS? "
#38 Posted by GrayWolf (206 posts) - - Show Bio

"Something like that happened to me you know.  I...I'm not exactly sure what it was.  Sometimes I remember it one way sometimes another.  If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!  Ah ha ha ha!"
#39 Posted by iMoxyTea (2 posts) - - Show Bio
@Croaker:
it's from Kevin Smith's Batman: Cacophony  8}
#40 Posted by Son_of_Magnus (15258 posts) - - Show Bio

Here is what he should be saying "If I was any other Superheroes main villain I would have been dead a long time  ago"

#41 Posted by NagolNuff (2493 posts) - - Show Bio

the joke he told batman in the killing joke
there was two inmates escaping a prison but they had to cross over two bulindings by jumping, one inmate did it, but the other stayed, the other inmate tried to persaude him but he was scared to fall. then he told him look i'll turn on my flash light and you could cross ontop to the other side. and the other inmate said are do you think i'm crazy! you'll turn it off as soon as i halfway across!...hahahhaha.HAHAHAHAHA
 
something like that /./

#42 Posted by bigredoaktree (1 posts) - - Show Bio

Never rub another mans rubarb
#43 Posted by Jerry Seinfeld (598 posts) - - Show Bio

Something in The Killing Joke about going insane being a way to be free or something like that.
#44 Posted by The_Jokes_On_You (73 posts) - - Show Bio


"Don't get cute with me, Red! He's ripping me off! I'll protest! Yeah, I'll sue! Then I'll rip his lungs out! And I will, too." -Joker's Wild, B:TAS  
 
Joker: "Which one is it?" 
Lex: "The red button." 
Joker: "Which red bu...Oh who cares!" -World's Finest

^ That just mad me laugh the first time i saw.
   

#45 Posted by grkpektis (141 posts) - - Show Bio

Flash (to martian manhunter)- jo'n you have been in the jokers mind, what's it like.
 
Martian Manhunter: ......... 

Batman-  It''s a plague of locusts covering a dead black sun
 
Martian Manhunter- Yes excactly

#46 Posted by ChristopherCole (1 posts) - - Show Bio

 

You know, kids, a lot has changed since your old Uncle Joker's been
away. New Gotham, new rules, even a new Batman. But now I'm tanned, I'm
rested and I'm ready to give this old town a wedgie again!

 
#47 Posted by Mrs. Tim Drake (268 posts) - - Show Bio

i forget which book this is from since they're not in front of me, but i'm gonna paraphrase-ish: 
oh c'mon [Nightwing], i hit jason harder than that..his name was Jason... wasn't it? 
 
this line i think is pretty powerful..just shows how much of a psychopath joker really is. 

#48 Posted by Gambit1024 (9890 posts) - - Show Bio

"You can't spell SLAUGHTER without LAUGHTER" 
 
It's creepy and insane. That's my joker ^_^

#49 Edited by Tudoh (16 posts) - - Show Bio
@Mrs. Tim Drake said:

" i forget which book this is from since they're not in front of me, but i'm gonna paraphrase-ish: oh c'mon [Nightwing], i hit jason harder than that..his name was Jason... wasn't it?  this line i think is pretty powerful..just shows how much of a psychopath joker really is.  "

That's from the last laugh, he's trying to get Nightwing kill him there (in which he succeeds actually). 
#50 Posted by JoshG87 (2 posts) - - Show Bio

lets put it this way my Chaos spreads as fast as a virus, and yet im as infectious as the next whohahahahahaha, you think this city looks for hope in The Bat?!!! NO no no....look everyday at the news , the killings, the murder, the downright one bad day that just made the sanest man go BATSHIT crazy and I mean that literally whohahahahahahahahahah! this city looks up to chaos and im an agent of chaos. Or maybe im not real at all ehhhhh ooooooooo! now were talking yeah maybe im just a figment of The Bats crazy personaltys...whohahahahahahahahahahahah he he ha ha!

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