As a little comedy bit, their conversation had the desired effect: it was the kind of funny, light and charming moment that couples rarely get in superhero comics. However, if it becomes serious, I'll probably facepalm a few hundred times. What next? Emma Frost renaming herself Cyclopette? Ugh.
Jessica still goes by her maiden name. Why would she take her husband's (former) superhero name if she didn't take his regular name. She doesn't exactly strike me as the "submissive wife" type, so if anyone should change their name, Luke Cage should start calling himself Mr. Jewel.
Nah, I much prefer Luke and Jessica both without super hero names, especially if said names are Power Man & Power Woman. No, really. Repeat that a few times: "Power Man and Power Woman." Look me in the eye and tell me there's even the remotest chance that it can ever conceivably sound good. Makes no sense for Jessica to call herself Power Woman, just like it makes no sense for Luke Cage to go back to Power Man in the first place. It would just ruin his mojo. Compare and contrast:
This is Luke Cage right now
"Hi, kid. The name's Luke Cage, I roll with the Avengers. 'Sup?"
"Hi, Luke Cage. So, you're a superhero, huh?"
" 'as right." "What's your superhero name, then?"
"Listen, kid, I'm Luke Cage. Luke Cage don't need no stinkin' superhero name."
"What are your powers?"
"Nothing big. Super-strength. Unbreakable skin. Being cool."
"Woah, Luke Cage, you're so cool! I want my girlfriend to have your babies!"
"Sorry, kid, no can do. I'm a happily married man. See you around."
And this is Luke Cage after going back to Power Man
"Hi. I'm the Avenger Luke Cage, the superhero with superhuman strength and unbreakable skin, also known as... POWER MAN!"
"Dude... 'Power Man'? Seriously?"
"I'm sorry, I think you didn't me right. Avengers? Superhuman strength? Unbreakable skin?"
"Yeah, but... 'Power Man'. That's, like, the dorkiest superhero name ever. Was Strong Guy taken?"
"Actually, yes, it was. I happen to know Guido personally and he's a very nice-- Oh, shut up, you little snot. I don't have to take this shit from you!"
"Whatevs, Dork-Man. Now scram, you're cramping my style with the ladies."
"Yeah, well, I have a lady, too. Well, I don't 'have her have her', exactly. I like her, but she doesn't even notice me... Her name's Jessica and she--"
"Oh, for the love of God, man, just GO AWAY!"
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