Jack Bauer is The Man

#1 Posted by G-Man (34236 posts) - - Show Bio

Okay I'll admit the 24 comic so far has been so-so. But now we have a valid excuse to talk about how bad-@$$ Jack is. How about how he escaped when handcuffed to a chair?

Check out this site for fun if you still don't believe me.

http://www.bauercount.com/v3/index.php/season/show/6

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#2 Posted by G-Man (34236 posts) - - Show Bio

Is there no love for Jack? I bet he could take on Galactus just by yelling at him.

How about Jack versus the Punisher?

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#3 Posted by Captain Cascader (1284 posts) - - Show Bio

Big hater of 24. It's like Michael Bay the TV Show.

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#4 Posted by G-Man (34236 posts) - - Show Bio

Wow. I'm speechless.

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#5 Posted by Red L.A.M.P. (2828 posts) - - Show Bio

Captain Cascader says:

"Big hater of 24. It's like Michael Bay the TV Show."

Moron!

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#6 Posted by G-Man (34236 posts) - - Show Bio

Red L.A.M.P. says:

"Captain Cascader says:
"Big hater of 24. It's like Michael Bay the TV Show."

Moron!"

Maybe you and I should "pants" the Captain or give him a super-wedgie or something. Wasn't he the one that recommended Art School Confidential to you?

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#7 Posted by Jack Spade (24 posts) - - Show Bio

Captain Cascader says:

"Big hater of 24. It's like Michael Bay the TV Show."

Also have to disagree. I actually had a problem with the show between seasons 2-4 because Jack went a little overboard, but last season and this one are excellent. There are a lot of little reasons I get bugged by the show (the portrayal of technology is a major one), but I think it's great overall.

#8 Posted by Liverwurst (881 posts) - - Show Bio

Hey, any show where someone escapes from a chair by biting someone in the neck is OK in my book.

#9 Posted by G-Man (34236 posts) - - Show Bio

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#10 Posted by The Voidwalker (272 posts) - - Show Bio

!?!?!?

#11 Posted by G-Man (34236 posts) - - Show Bio

He is so tough, he doesn't even need to wear his pants if he doesn't feel like it. He's a pirate too.

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#12 Posted by Grizzly (2 posts) - - Show Bio

That's just a little funny. LOL. The Punisher has taken on the likes of Spiderman and beaten him. Not only is the Punisher a weapon master to be feared, but he is a superb hand to hand combatant. Jack, on the other hand, has about the same training and experience. This would be a good one and Jack does have that knack for coming in at the right time...or is it the wrong time?

#13 Posted by Grizzly (2 posts) - - Show Bio

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#14 Posted by Mind (256 posts) - - Show Bio

The best thing about Jack Bauer on 24: His daughter. Man do I love Elisha Cuthbert.

#15 Posted by G-Man (34236 posts) - - Show Bio

Too bad she couldn't act. And the situations she got in? Almost getting eaten by a mountain lion...in LA?

But what about this?

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#16 Posted by Mind (256 posts) - - Show Bio

Wow, nice job.

#17 Posted by G-Man (34236 posts) - - Show Bio

I didn't "create" it, I just found it. Acting abilities aside, I'd watch a movie with her in it dressed like that.

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#18 Posted by Buckshot (18915 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd watch a movie with her without it.

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