Does Iron Man poop in his armor?

#1 Posted by ExtraLarge (271 posts) - - Show Bio

Does Iron Man have to take bathroom breaks, or is his armor designed so he can go while wearing it? If he poops in the suit, what happens to the poop? Is it immediately expelled or stored for later? Maybe his armor should load the poop into balloons to launch at his enemies. This is the dumbest thing I have ever written. Or is it the most brilliant? If I were a villain, I would definitely not want an arch-enemy who shoots poop at me.

#2 Posted by BiteMe-Fanboy (8658 posts) - - Show Bio


Nah, I'm sure he doesn't. He can remove his armor quite fast.

#3 Posted by Katie24 (502 posts) - - Show Bio

He's barfed in it before.

#4 Posted by longbowhunter (8524 posts) - - Show Bio

I think Tony is too classy to use feces as a weapon. Now if I were Iron Man my whole suit would be brown and launching diarrhea.

#5 Posted by Zachattack1239 (144 posts) - - Show Bio

Well at least we know he takes a piss in his armor thanks to Jon Favreau.

#6 Posted by Deranged Midget (18231 posts) - - Show Bio

No -.-

#7 Posted by sesquipedalophobe (4937 posts) - - Show Bio

I imagine his suit acts as a toilet and beday.

#8 Posted by Joygirl (20848 posts) - - Show Bio

Someone find scans of him mentioning staying in the suit for X long amount of time. I'm sure they exist. Then we'll know.

#9 Posted by ApatheticAvenger (1726 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm gonna say yes.

#10 Posted by CannotSpellMyName (139 posts) - - Show Bio

Hahaha this thread is win xD

#11 Posted by sunhawk (650 posts) - - Show Bio

there is a chute in the armor to hygienically removes waste and mini repulsors incinerate the waste into ash on the way out

#12 Posted by knighthood (1813 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm thinking not. If so, I'd imagine there would have to be some sort of fecal collection device inserted into Tony's rectum each time he suits up. I would say he wouldn't enjoy that, but you never know nowadays.

#13 Posted by gravitypress (2102 posts) - - Show Bio

It gets recycled into nutrition paste to be reused as food.

#14 Posted by RoboShark (1609 posts) - - Show Bio

Yeah that the whole reason there was a Civil war. They wanted Iron Man's poop in armor tech, and he wouldn't come off it.

#15 Posted by SupahForeigner (243 posts) - - Show Bio

It's the peak of technology, wearing a suit without taking it off when you need to do your number 2.

#16 Posted by jeanroygrant (20442 posts) - - Show Bio


#17 Posted by MadeinBangladesh (10163 posts) - - Show Bio

Funny thread.
I think he does. He probably created some type of portable toilet inside his armor.

#18 Posted by jessure (10 posts) - - Show Bio


#19 Posted by SandMan_ (4581 posts) - - Show Bio

Who knows? :P

#20 Posted by ExtraLarge (271 posts) - - Show Bio

Out of all the topics I started, this is the one with legs....

#21 Posted by daredevil21134 (14074 posts) - - Show Bio


#22 Posted by Mandarinestro (7272 posts) - - Show Bio

Feces could easily be converted into an alternate source of energy.

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