Ok, last year sometime, a few of you will remember i took a look at Batman's Toy's from Dark Knight to see if it was actually feasable for a Batman like vigialante to appear in the real world... the results were actually quite encouraging, though somewhat scary i will admit...
you can read that thread here if you want... How realistic is Batman?
Anyway, with the spirit of christmas in the air, i thought i'd set my sights a bit higher this time, and see what it would take for someone in the real world to become Tony Stark... with their own set of Iron Tech toys... and the results were... surprising to say the least, and even scarier than the Batman results...
Well, not really. I’ll have to pass on antigravity tech and jets blowing out the bottoms of my feet that are hot enough to roast my tootsies like marshmallows... never mind that the suit clearly breaks the first law of thermodynamics, creating energy for free. But still, I could come close to a few of the feats of the Man of Iron.
Before we start building our own Iron Man suit, let’s first benefit from the experience from those who have tried this in the past. In 1965, was the first to try creating an exoskeleton for humans. But the first iteration went berserk, kicking, bucking and gyrating so much, they never chanced it with a human inside. The project was scaled down to an arm that would be able to lift 750 pounds, enough to load up a bomb onto a plane on an aircraft carrier. Big problem, though: The arm itself weighed 1,500 pounds, far beyond anyone’s capacity to handle it. The idea was scrapped.
http://davidszondy.com/future/robot/hardiman.htm
Nice try, but I need something a bit more slimline for my tech... not to mention, i don't want to suit weighing in at over 8,000 pounds...
So, lets have a look at cutting edge tech...
Yes, we geeks feel meek compared to Iron Man, but now we can gain a modicum of superhuman strength from Robot Suit HAL, Cyberdyne’s answer to the plethora of exoskeleton-style strength suits under development. The company’s gearing up to create 400 to 500 of the strength suits starting this October, so save up your $1,000 and you can rent the outfit for a month. Making you two to ten times stronger, the company says it operates for five hours on a battery charge. This I'm going to have to try.
Ok, so i've got the actual strength out of the way... next on the list... flight...
You’ve seen it flying in James Bond movies and at the Olympics years ago, but the rocket belt is still around. This one, made by TAM, costs $125,000 and can even accommodate 300-pounders. Using hydrogen peroxide as a propellant, there’s actually no combustion taking place at all... instead of Iron Man’s flames spewing out of his shoes, there’s a harmless plume of oxygen and water vapor hissing out the rocket pack’s nozzle. Too bad it only flies for 20 seconds.
hmm... ok, so i can get into the air, but 20 seconds isn't going to get me to the nearest shops for a pack of cigarettes, let alone to the war zone a couple of countries accross...
A standard wingsuit should help here... it's not flight perse, but more soaring...
This isn't a powered flight, but the footage shot by this guy while flying in his special suit reminds us of Iron Man’s feats of daring do. The wingsuit is pretty much reserved for skydivers and daredevils, as evidenced by the way this guy heads straight for the sharp mountain peaks in this video. Amazing.
Or i could take a leaf out of this crazy french dude, and just strap a pair of wings on my back along with a 48Psi jet... seriously, this dude's frickin crazy...
CRAZY ASS FRENCH JET DUDE
But i can live without flying into trees, or mountains for that matter... Ok, so we've got flight out of the way... sort of anyway...now for the HUD, or Heads Up Display...
Put on a Bluetooth headset for your cellphone as you wear this Sportvue MC2 helmet, and you’ll have a rough approximation of Iron Man’s heads-up display. This one’ s made for motorcycles, showing your speed, RPM and gear, but surely it could be adapted for flying, fending off bad guys and saving the world from evildoers.
hmm... powered suit, check... Flight, check... HUD, check.... ahh yes, weapons... now we need some of those fancy repulser ray thingies... hmmm.... this may be tricky...
OK, to do what Iron Man does with those repulsor rays would take the total output of a nuclear power plant, so let’s settle for the effect of sparks coming from our fingers. Or let’s have you do it, and we’ll watch. The guy in the picture goofs around with Tesla coils, making sparks fly at will. He even does one crazy trick involving himself standing in a swimming pool. On second thought, my Iron Man can do without such hijinks.
Ok... scarily enough, as i found with the Batman toys... if you have enough money, and are a certificable lunatic... you could actually create your own set of Iron Man armor in the real world... slightly scary, and more than a little disturbing...
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