Meh. I have to say that, whatever reason you are claiming to do this, I look at this and I just see a longwinded attempt to downplay WWH and most of the stuff he did.
@god_spawn said:
So a big claim for WWH is that Hulk in the story owned Marvel Earth. Well, it is true. But people tend to forget all the plot devices and the fact that certain people didn't really stand a chance in the first place. Since originally Citizenbane coupled with my scans was going to do this, I'm going to cover the fights that Hulk just walked through and ones where he was saved due to a plot device myself.
Dont really see the big deal. Lets look at some other storylines where someone owned a whole bunch of people.
Thor: Blood & Thunder. BRB beats the f&*k out of Thor in the first issue. Thor is literally crawling around on the ground while BRB and the Surfer have a conversation. Of course eventually Thor gets up and blasts Bill and then beats up Surfer. But the whole thing could have ended there and then if not for the needs of the story.
Superman: OWAW. Superman and Doomsday are fighting heaps of probes. Imperiex shows up and disintegrates Doomsday. Superman is next....BUT....in the nick of time Darkseid boomtubes his ass out of there. Story wins again. Still, none of that means that these weren't stories where these guys kicked a lot of ass.
Hulk defeated the X-Men.
Yes, Hulk beat the X-Men but considering the whole team was full of people who weren't threats, is it really an accomplishment? The only available powerhouses were Rockslide, Colossus, Strong Guy, Juggernaut and Warpath. And the only other people that was really capable of hurting Hulk was Cyclops and Wolverine.
Can't agree with this. Sure there weren't any Class 200 powerhouses but thats not really what makes these guys dangerous and for all you people who love esoteric powersets being played up in imaginative ways this mini had that in spades. You had Hulk no-selling Xavier's psi (look at what Xavier just did to some of the Phoenix 5, Thor and everybody else in AvsX), resisting Gamma Drain by Darwin, being phased into the ground by Kitty (a similar move against Superman basically put him into shock), having his healing factor briefly turned off, Wolverine who is always dangerous, Hulk casually breaking Colossus' arms and then a full powered Juggernaut.
Colossus being the only 1 of 2 solid class 100 characters didn't do more than lay a few hits which did nothing and in the end got his arms bent.
Not really sure how Hulk pwning Colossus in a way that i dont think he has ever been pwned before is a mark against him.
Wolverine- Severely weaker than the Hulk and could do no lasting damage to Hulk, of course Wolverine would get brain damaged.
Wolverines claws have gone through people like Gladiator and Thanos like a knife through hot butter.
Juggernaut- The only real threat here but due to Charles' intervention asking him to stop, not only distracted Cain but then when he ended up running through a wall and not turning around when he could have despite Charles' pleas does not give Hulk the win.
Sure Hulk didn't get a clear win but he did pretty well against a guy who is supposed to be literally physically invulnerable and unstoppable once he begins moving. If Hulk didnt completely stop his charge he certainly slowed him to a barely perceptible crawl. Another terrible showing :-|
Defeating Black Bolt
Black Bolt was a skrull which are typically weaker than their regular versions. Hulk did not beat the real thing so therefore the feat can be omitted.
Yes Blackbolt was retconned to being a Skrull imposter but the Skrulls were not typically weaker than the real thing. They were, nominally at least, exact duplicates in terms of power. In the spirit of honesty though it is revealed that the Skrulls were unable to duplicate the full power of BBs voice but thats a full power that has served as the power source that has torn holes in reality more than once. Its one of the most formidable weapons in the Marvel Universe. And theres no reason to think that Skrullbolt couldnt do a hell of a lot of damage, as even 50% of the power of BBs voice is serious stuff. A mere whisper has taken out the Hulk several times in the past.
Defeating Iron Man
Typically I would say Hulk can beat Iron Man, even in Hulkbuster armor, but here Tony prepped for the encounter and has an actual way to win. But did Hulk beat a prepped Iron Man? Nope. Iron Man's prep involved nanites designed to supress superhuman powers. When they were sabotaged, the opportunity to stop Hulk was altered and Tony then got owned. An outside plot device stopped Tony from defeating the Hulk in the story and allowed the story to move on.
I think its a bit much to make a huge deal of a pretty minor point from one o the more obscure tie-ins. What do you think would have happened if the tech hadn't been sabotaged? Hulk no-sold a poison that was specifically engineered for his physiology in the same event just by getting mad enough. For all we know Stark may have had the basic engineering foresight to run a standard systems check before launching into combat that might just catch something like his nano-machinery weapon being completely empty and make adjustments. Still, hypotheticals aside, I think its pretty safe to say that the story could just as easily have moved on as it did for the 99% of people who read the main series and never touched the Initiative tie-in where Hulk just no-sold Tonys tech. Its silly to act like "that had to happen otherwise the Hulk would have been dead!"
Defeating Reed Richards
So in all of this mess, the best he could come up with is a fake light that imitates Sentry's aura to try and calm Hulk down? So he didn't have a teleportation device to BFR Hulk, a gamma energy siphoner, or some time of containment field lying around or he couldn't have made one? Good job, Reed, you deserved the beat down you got for being stupid. Oxymoron right there considering Reed could have and should have a better device lying around or he could have made a better one, especially if he had T'Challa helping him.
I will agree that Reed didn't have the best showing here. Still they can't all be Celestial beating machines and Reeds misadventures served to illustrate a plot point that Sentry's golden glow wouldnt pacify the Hulk anymore.
Defeating Thing
Despite Thing's best efforts he couldn't damage Hulk enough. He walked over him and Thing wasn't a threat.
Again, not really sure how this counts against Hulk or shows that he only won because "the writers were on his side" or whatever else you are trying to show here.
Defeating She-Hulk and Ares.
More characters that weren't threats, nothing to really be proud of. It was the same for most people Hulk faced. No one could just simply stand up to him.
Like the Thing I think the point is that he all but oneshot them. While not Class 100s these are repectable bricks and Hulk demolished them in one hit.
Defeating Dr. Strange
Then we get someone who can. Zom Strange. So while Zom Strange was battering Hulk beyond belief, a plot device comes in. Strange realizes he is slipping and stops fighting allowing Hulk to beat him. So Hulk beats a guy that was kicking his butt around who stops fighting. Not really a win.
Sure not a clean win. But Zom was insanely powerful. Apart from being someone who had to be chased off by the Living Tribunal himself in his previous appearance he could literally punch holes clean through the Hulk. Thats crazy. If you want to be literal about it Zeus doesnt really come close to that physical power. And then he set off magical fireworks in Hulks guts. And still - none of this put Hulk down. In fact Hulk was up, running around and talking just seconds later and when given half an opportunity he was punching the Zom right out of Strange.
Defeating Ghost Rider
Some even say he beat Ghost Rider. He handled GR at first only due to Blaze acting as a saftey. Ghost Rider went unhinged and then....ran off. He ran off because the Illuminati were guilty. So we build up this epic point to where he would have beaten Hulk...but he rides away. Not a win.
"would have beaten the Hulk"? Now whos getting ahead of themselves? The real GR comes out, theres a standoff and GR leaves. Its not a win but theres nothing to say that "GR was about to beat the Hulk". At all.
Defeating Hercules
Some say Hulk beat Hercules in WWH....but what happened...wait for it....PLOT SHIELD!!!
And now you are just getting silly. Did Hulk look like he needed a "plot shield" to beat Hercules? Really?
- Also it was Hulk against Herc, Namorita and Angel.
- Herc blocked one punch, then Hulk clocked him one putting Herc on the ground.
- Before Hulk could hit him again Namorita is grabbing him from behind and Angel is blowing dust in his face.
- Hulk throws her off and thunderclaps the dust away.
- Herc gets back up and goes for a big double handed strike.
- Hulk gets back up and at this point yes Herc seems to decide "Hmmm maybe i should try talking instead".
- He eats two more punches and by this stage his face is swollen up and he cant stand up anymore.
So again its not a clean win but to claim there was some kind of "plot shield" to protect Hulk is ludicrous. If anything the "plot shield" served to salvage some pride for Herc (though the way he acted was indeed very noble). I also think its funny that you bring up the quote from Prince of Power where Banner says that Hercules was one of the few who had a prayer of beating him in WWH. Of course OTOH this is Banner speaking at Hercs funeral :-| I suppose it makes a better eulogy than Herc's "you could have split my skull open and killed us all but you didnt".
Hulk beat a Hercules who let him win. Whether you think Herc can't beat Hulk is irrelevant because the point is to show another instance of a fight involving a factor that let Hulk win...yet again.
Defeating Sentry
Here it comes...the infamous Sentry face punching contest. So for starters, Sentry wasn't exactly at full stability. What that means is Sentry's powers wain a bit similar to Gladiator's but not to that degree.
No it doesn't. You can try to find a piece of continuity that supports that statement but you wont be able to. Because its never been said that Sentry is less powerful when he is "less stable" Its something that gets said on Battleboards a lot mainly because lots of other people on Battlebaords say it a lot - in other words its a myth. Sentry's powers have been said (in Jenkins second mini) to go up and down with his emotions/confidence. And Sentry looked anything but lacking in confidence in his fight against Hulk. In fact he looked downright manic.
Sentry's powers have also been shown to be something that he can choose to access more of as seen in the first confrontation with Absorbing Man where Sentry willfully overloads him and, obviously most importantly, in WWH itself when he talks with Iron Man. In fact Sentry says that by accessing too much power he in fact runs the risk of losing control/becoming less stable. Bottom line - this was probably Sentry at his most powerful (barring the flagrant use of molecular manipulation). As the story more or less told us.
Sentry wanted Hulk to actually hit him in the beginning hence why he is saying more. Sentry's primary objective in that fight was to defeat Hulk but also to let go for once. He purposely let Hulk hit him so he could have a chance to let loose. He then proceeded to brawl with Hulk despite having multiple reactionary and speed feats that put Hulk's to shame. If Sentry was actually trying to take Banner down, Hulk wouldn't have had any chance to touch him.
This is the kind of battleboard thinking that doesnt have anything to do with actual fights in comics. Sentry was letting loose on Hulk with his fists but mostly with a massive sustained burst of EP - everything he had. He wasnt really trying to beat Hulk but Hulk wasnt particularly interested in fighting Sentry either. He just wanted to save everyone and its pretty clear that he is nowhere near as angry in this fight as he is in some of the other fights in the series.
So, if you actually think this is a truly legit fight, then think again. Sentry was not only hampered, was willingly let Hulk bash him in the face, he still ended up stalemating him and both burned out.
Yes. Hulk and Sentry burned each other out. Hulk burned out a reality manipulator who can bring people back from the dead, manhandle a team of Avengers, ignore all-out Mjolnir shots from Thor, possibly stalemated Galactus, and was pretty much the most powerful human this side of a grown-up Franklin Richards. What a disgrace.
That is until another plot device with Rick getting stabbed and Banner Hulking back out to become WBH etc.
Those pesky plot devices! Did you prefer the later revelation that Hulk can actually go Worldbreaker anytime he wants but of course he's just holding back?
The End
So that's it for now. WWH in a nutshell for the big fights. I hope it cleared up any misconceptions about characters and the way the fights went down and if anyone tries to use some of these feats you now have the proper information to counter the misconstrued claims. And I do realize I might get flack for this from the Hulk fans buuuut I don't quite care.
Well sadly I think it contained as many miscontrued claims as it attempted to shoot down. If it wasn't so onesided and determined to minimize anything that might have made Hulk "look good" then you might have had a more interesting piece of analysis.
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