The Hulk Poop Conundrum

#1 Posted by TacticalSandwich (33 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Franklinrichards86 recently posted a thread about whether or not Superman uses the bathroom and it reminded me of a conversation a friend of mine and I had.

The basic question is: When Bruce Banner turns into the Hulk, or vice versa, does the size of their excrement also change? For example if the Hulk was hungry and ate like... three deer, then when he turned back into Bruce Banner, would there be three deers worth of meat in his bladder or would it shrink to a normal person amount of fecal matter? Similarly with liquids.

#2 Posted by franklinrichards86 (400 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

lol i have also had this discussion, i believe only in hulk mode can he poo, and it would be mountains worth

#3 Posted by Green Skin (2932 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

@TacticalSandwich said:

" Franklinrichards86 recently posted a thread about whether or not Superman uses the bathroom and it reminded me of a conversation a friend of mine and I had. The basic question is: When Bruce Banner turns into the Hulk, or vice versa, does the size of their excrement also change? For example if the Hulk was hungry and ate like... three deer, then when he turned back into Bruce Banner, would there be three deers worth of meat in his bladder or would it shrink to a normal person amount of fecal matter? Similarly with liquids. "

I think you should look into the function of a bladder, because the thought of pissing out deer meat is just frightening,.

#4 Posted by franklinrichards86 (400 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

lol

#5 Posted by goldenshot80 (7344 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

This reminds me of zombie hulk X_X

#6 Posted by CATPANEXE (9366 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

I would imagine that were he to change back to Banner after having...his fill, he would be physically agitated by the large
stool inside of him causing him to revert back to Hulk size to download proper and in comfort?

#7 Posted by King Saturn (211125 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

ha ha ha... this is some crazy shit

#8 Posted by InnerVenom123 (27543 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Marvel Zombies addressed this, briefly.

#9 Posted by Video_Martian (5631 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Having the Hulk take a crap is one thing...

...but if he farted, then wouldn't the world like explode or something? =/

#10 Posted by Detroit101 (150 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

this is a conversation we must all have with the phantom Stranger.........
he will guide us on our path to this knowlage!

#11 Posted by NexusOfLight (1715 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Wasn't the explanation of Banner to Hulk's increase in mass somethin' like his muscles come from a different dimension. I would assume that the food he eats as the Hulk would only be in the Hulk's stomach, and not Banner's.

#12 Posted by InnerVenom123 (27543 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

@NexusOfLight said:

" Wasn't the explanation of Banner to Hulk's increase in mass somethin' like his muscles come from a different dimension. I would assume that the food he eats as the Hulk would only be in the Hulk's stomach, and not Banner's. "

What? o_O

#13 Posted by NexusOfLight (1715 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

@InnerVenom123 said:

" @NexusOfLight said:
" Wasn't the explanation of Banner to Hulk's increase in mass somethin' like his muscles come from a different dimension. I would assume that the food he eats as the Hulk would only be in the Hulk's stomach, and not Banner's. "
What? o_O "

I thought I read that somewhere. Mighta been about somethin' else, but it's made the most sense to me.

#14 Posted by InnerVenom123 (27543 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

@NexusOfLight said:

" @InnerVenom123 said:
" @NexusOfLight said:
" Wasn't the explanation of Banner to Hulk's increase in mass somethin' like his muscles come from a different dimension. I would assume that the food he eats as the Hulk would only be in the Hulk's stomach, and not Banner's. "
What? o_O "
I thought I read that somewhere. Mighta been about somethin' else, but it's made the most sense to me. "

So Hulk can send his sh*t to a different dimension? This makes no sense to me.

#15 Posted by NexusOfLight (1715 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

@InnerVenom123 said:

" @NexusOfLight said:
" @InnerVenom123 said:
" @NexusOfLight said:
" Wasn't the explanation of Banner to Hulk's increase in mass somethin' like his muscles come from a different dimension. I would assume that the food he eats as the Hulk would only be in the Hulk's stomach, and not Banner's. "
What? o_O "
I thought I read that somewhere. Mighta been about somethin' else, but it's made the most sense to me. "
So Hulk can send his sh*t to a different dimension? This makes no sense to me. "

It wouldn't be him sending his poop there, it'd stay with the Hulk no matter what, just not Banner. Wherever Hulk goes after he becomes Banner again, his poop would be with him.

#16 Posted by InnerVenom123 (27543 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

@NexusOfLight: o_O

#17 Posted by ComicMan24 (146835 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Does he even stay in Hulk mode long ebought to go to the toilet?

#18 Posted by mewmdude77 (960 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

@InnerVenom123 said:

" Marvel Zombies addressed this, briefly. "

When Zombie Hulk ate, Banner had to deal with the amount of food in his stomach and his stomach almost bursted.

#19 Posted by TimeKeeper (1216 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

@King Saturn said:

"ha ha ha... this is some crazy shit "

EXACTLY!!!

WELL put, King!!!!!!

Hulk

After becoming accidentally bombarded with a massive dose of gamma radiation during the testing of an experimental bomb, Dr. Bruce Banner was transformed into the Incredible Hulk: a green behemoth who is the living personification of rage and pure physical strength.

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