The Brazilian Hulk

Posted by Inverno (13284 posts) - - Show Bio

Meanwhile in Brazil...

The Avengers success is so great here that some people want to be superheroes. Literally. 35-year old lifeguard Paulo Henrique dos Santos painted his whole body green to be Hulk for some party and to can't go back to normal. After spending hours in the shower, he couldn't remove the green paint from his body. Its seems like they are completely merged and he will be like this forever.

But wait... after 24 hours of continued washing, this Sunday he is back to normal! He said he would never again paint his body for a fantasy party though he doesn't regret being green for a day.

Yay! HAPPY ENDING!
#1 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29510 posts) - - Show Bio

It's funny because the paint wore off in real life.

Meanwhile Bruce tries to commit suicide to stop being the Hulk.

#2 Posted by Cozy_Da_Djed_Eye (10243 posts) - - Show Bio

Back in the day my oldest bro was tagging a wall. I was watching. Paint was green. Accident happened. My face was green. Nail polish remover worked. Actually I think it was rubbing alcohol. Can't quite remember but I was hulk for a day too, you dig?

#3 Posted by No_Name_ (12593 posts) - - Show Bio

This is hilarious.

#4 Posted by utotheg38 (18861 posts) - - Show Bio

@InnerVenom123 said:

It's funny because the paint wore off in real life.

Meanwhile Bruce tries to commit suicide to stop being the Hulk.

When did bruce do that? :O

#5 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29510 posts) - - Show Bio

@utotheg38: Deleted scene in The Incredible Hulk, talked about in The Avengers.

#6 Posted by utotheg38 (18861 posts) - - Show Bio

@InnerVenom123 said:

@utotheg38: Deleted scene in The Incredible Hulk, talked about in The Avengers.

PROOF!!!!

#7 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29510 posts) - - Show Bio

@utotheg38 said:

@InnerVenom123 said:

@utotheg38: Deleted scene in The Incredible Hulk, talked about in The Avengers.

PROOF!!!!

#8 Posted by deadpoolrules (4683 posts) - - Show Bio

hahaha here in Brazil this was the funniest and idiotic thing that ever happened

#9 Posted by ReVamp (22798 posts) - - Show Bio

lol. 25 baths later...

#10 Posted by utotheg38 (18861 posts) - - Show Bio

@InnerVenom123 said:

@utotheg38 said:

@InnerVenom123 said:

@utotheg38: Deleted scene in The Incredible Hulk, talked about in The Avengers.

PROOF!!!!

Ok, Cool. Now do the one from avengers and I'll agree. :D

#11 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29510 posts) - - Show Bio

@utotheg38: You're an idiot.

#12 Posted by utotheg38 (18861 posts) - - Show Bio

@InnerVenom123 said:

@utotheg38: You're an idiot.

:D

#13 Posted by aztek_the_lost (28224 posts) - - Show Bio

hahaha, did he actually think he was going to be stuck green? I mean your skin is constantly shedding so I'm pretty sure you can't permanently paint yourself

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#14 Posted by ReVamp (22798 posts) - - Show Bio

@aztek_the_lost said:

hahaha, did he actually think he was going to be stuck green? I mean your skin is constantly shedding so I'm pretty sure you can't permanently paint yourself

Tattoos?

#15 Posted by utotheg38 (18861 posts) - - Show Bio

deemed junk thread?

No lock? :O

#16 Posted by Inverno (13284 posts) - - Show Bio

@aztek_the_lost: According to sources, he used two paint canisters on himself and already did this for some years. I don't think he thought about it all the way through.

#17 Posted by umbrafeline (5217 posts) - - Show Bio

@CaioTrubat: who got his back?

#18 Posted by lykopis (10746 posts) - - Show Bio

LOL -- can you imagine if it did stay on forever? Just explaining what happened over and over to people who would have the nerve to ask, his kids, future kids, etc.

#19 Posted by Inverno (13284 posts) - - Show Bio

@umbrafeline: That lady washing his body? Oh its his girlfriend. Not kidding the source says so.

@lykopis: Well there is always the circus option...

#20 Posted by _Sojourn_ (19325 posts) - - Show Bio

@Babs said:

This is hilarious.

#21 Posted by Dreadmaster (16778 posts) - - Show Bio

For a second i thought you were talking about the Footballer Hulk.

#22 Posted by VictorGrey (13472 posts) - - Show Bio

@InnerVenom123 said:

It's funny because the paint wore off in real life.

Meanwhile Bruce tries to commit suicide to stop being the Hulk.

#23 Posted by deadpool6_6_6 (1064 posts) - - Show Bio

I saw this on my yahoo home page...lol it was funny because they were saying hes a sick person whos trying to look like the hulk and used the wrong paint.

#24 Posted by aztek_the_lost (28224 posts) - - Show Bio

@ReVamp said:

@aztek_the_lost said:

hahaha, did he actually think he was going to be stuck green? I mean your skin is constantly shedding so I'm pretty sure you can't permanently paint yourself

Tattoos?

that's not paint, its ink, and its not on your skin, it's below it

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#25 Posted by jrock85 (2850 posts) - - Show Bio

O_o

#26 Posted by deadpool6_6_6 (1064 posts) - - Show Bio

I wonder if he'll die his skin green?

#27 Posted by Inverno (13284 posts) - - Show Bio

@deadpool6_6_6: Siliness aside, yes there is a possibility. Depending in which kind of paint he used, he may acquired cancer. And that is not counting all the other kidney related issues he may have gotten.

#28 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (17132 posts) - - Show Bio

@InnerVenom123 said:

@utotheg38 said:

@InnerVenom123 said:

@utotheg38: Deleted scene in The Incredible Hulk, talked about in The Avengers.

PROOF!!!!

I had not seen this until just now!

#29 Edited by Dragonborn_CT (23827 posts) - - Show Bio

Wow... This takes me back some memories...

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