The Brazilian Hulk

Posted by CaioTrubat (12000 posts) - 11 months, 21 days ago - Show Bio

Meanwhile in Brazil...

The Avengers success is so great here that some people want to be superheroes. Literally. 35-year old lifeguard Paulo Henrique dos Santos painted his whole body green to be Hulk for some party and to can't go back to normal. After spending hours in the shower, he couldn't remove the green paint from his body. Its seems like they are completely merged and he will be like this forever.

But wait... after 24 hours of continued washing, this Sunday he is back to normal! He said he would never again paint his body for a fantasy party though he doesn't regret being green for a day.

#1 Posted by InnerVenom123 (27550 posts) - 11 months, 21 days ago - Show Bio

It's funny because the paint wore off in real life.

Meanwhile Bruce tries to commit suicide to stop being the Hulk.

#2 Posted by CozyDaPrynce (8471 posts) - 11 months, 21 days ago - Show Bio

Back in the day my oldest bro was tagging a wall. I was watching. Paint was green. Accident happened. My face was green. Nail polish remover worked. Actually I think it was rubbing alcohol. Can't quite remember but I was hulk for a day too, you dig?

#3 Posted by Babs (17357 posts) - 11 months, 21 days ago - Show Bio

This is hilarious.

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#4 Posted by utotheg38 (18883 posts) - 11 months, 21 days ago - Show Bio

@InnerVenom123 said:

It's funny because the paint wore off in real life.
Meanwhile Bruce tries to commit suicide to stop being the Hulk.

When did bruce do that? :O

#5 Posted by InnerVenom123 (27550 posts) - 11 months, 21 days ago - Show Bio

@utotheg38: Deleted scene in The Incredible Hulk, talked about in The Avengers.

#6 Posted by utotheg38 (18883 posts) - 11 months, 21 days ago - Show Bio

@InnerVenom123 said:

@utotheg38: Deleted scene in The Incredible Hulk, talked about in The Avengers.

PROOF!!!!

#7 Posted by InnerVenom123 (27550 posts) - 11 months, 21 days ago - Show Bio

@utotheg38 said:

@InnerVenom123 said:
@utotheg38: Deleted scene in The Incredible Hulk, talked about in The Avengers.
PROOF!!!!

#8 Posted by deadpoolrules (4577 posts) - 11 months, 21 days ago - Show Bio

hahaha here in Brazil this was the funniest and idiotic thing that ever happened

#9 Posted by ReVamp (22561 posts) - 11 months, 21 days ago - Show Bio

lol. 25 baths later...

#10 Posted by utotheg38 (18883 posts) - 11 months, 21 days ago - Show Bio

@InnerVenom123 said:

@utotheg38 said:
@InnerVenom123 said:
@utotheg38: Deleted scene in The Incredible Hulk, talked about in The Avengers.
PROOF!!!!

Ok, Cool. Now do the one from avengers and I'll agree. :D

#11 Posted by InnerVenom123 (27550 posts) - 11 months, 21 days ago - Show Bio

@utotheg38: You're an idiot.

#12 Posted by utotheg38 (18883 posts) - 11 months, 21 days ago - Show Bio

@InnerVenom123 said:

@utotheg38: You're an idiot.

:D

#13 Posted by aztek_the_lost (30738 posts) - 11 months, 21 days ago - Show Bio

hahaha, did he actually think he was going to be stuck green? I mean your skin is constantly shedding so I'm pretty sure you can't permanently paint yourself

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#14 Posted by ReVamp (22561 posts) - 11 months, 21 days ago - Show Bio

@aztek_the_lost said:

hahaha, did he actually think he was going to be stuck green? I mean your skin is constantly shedding so I'm pretty sure you can't permanently paint yourself

Tattoos?

#15 Posted by utotheg38 (18883 posts) - 11 months, 21 days ago - Show Bio

deemed junk thread?

No lock? :O

#16 Posted by CaioTrubat (12000 posts) - 11 months, 21 days ago - Show Bio

@aztek_the_lost: According to sources, he used two paint canisters on himself and already did this for some years. I don't think he thought about it all the way through.

#17 Posted by umbrafeline (4951 posts) - 11 months, 21 days ago - Show Bio

@CaioTrubat: who got his back?

#18 Posted by lykopis (6119 posts) - 11 months, 21 days ago - Show Bio

LOL -- can you imagine if it did stay on forever? Just explaining what happened over and over to people who would have the nerve to ask, his kids, future kids, etc.

#19 Posted by CaioTrubat (12000 posts) - 11 months, 22 days ago - Show Bio

@umbrafeline: That lady washing his body? Oh its his girlfriend. Not kidding the source says so.

@lykopis: Well there is always the circus option...

#20 Posted by _Sojourn_ (18932 posts) - 11 months, 22 days ago - Show Bio

@Babs said:

This is hilarious.

#21 Posted by dreadmaster (16767 posts) - 11 months, 21 days ago - Show Bio

For a second i thought you were talking about the Footballer Hulk.

#22 Posted by VictorGrey (12244 posts) - 11 months, 21 days ago - Show Bio

@InnerVenom123 said:

It's funny because the paint wore off in real life.
Meanwhile Bruce tries to commit suicide to stop being the Hulk.

#23 Posted by deadpool6_6_6 (1064 posts) - 11 months, 21 days ago - Show Bio

I saw this on my yahoo home page...lol it was funny because they were saying hes a sick person whos trying to look like the hulk and used the wrong paint.

#24 Posted by aztek_the_lost (30738 posts) - 11 months, 21 days ago - Show Bio

@ReVamp said:

@aztek_the_lost said:
hahaha, did he actually think he was going to be stuck green? I mean your skin is constantly shedding so I'm pretty sure you can't permanently paint yourself
Tattoos?

that's not paint, its ink, and its not on your skin, it's below it

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#25 Posted by jrock85 (2870 posts) - 11 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

O_o

#26 Posted by deadpool6_6_6 (1064 posts) - 11 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

I wonder if he'll die his skin green?

#27 Posted by CaioTrubat (12000 posts) - 11 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

@deadpool6_6_6: Siliness aside, yes there is a possibility. Depending in which kind of paint he used, he may acquired cancer. And that is not counting all the other kidney related issues he may have gotten.

#28 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (14688 posts) - 11 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

@InnerVenom123 said:

@utotheg38 said:
@InnerVenom123 said:
@utotheg38: Deleted scene in The Incredible Hulk, talked about in The Avengers.
PROOF!!!!

I had not seen this until just now!

Hulk

After becoming accidentally bombarded with a massive dose of gamma radiation during the testing of an experimental bomb, Dr. Bruce Banner was transformed into the Incredible Hulk: a green behemoth who is the living personification of rage and pure physical strength.

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