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    Hit-Monkey

    Character » Hit-Monkey appears in 77 issues.

    A simian hit-man, seeking to avenge the deaths of his tribe members using skills he learned from the world's greatest assassin. He has a movie based on him in-universe. He also likes to shoot Deadpool. Sweet foot-shooting action!

    REALLY?????

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    #1  Edited By BaronVonDredd

    I mean, really, really??????????????????

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    #2  Edited By Magian

    That is what happen when writers don't have any inspiration left.

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    #3  Edited By Dracade102

    It's so absurd... Why would you want an Un-evolved Primate to be your Hit-Man???

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    #4  Edited By DiabolicVision
    @BaronVonDredd: yes, sadly, really baron
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    #5  Edited By InnerVenom123

    He got the idea from the internet, and the story was laughable.
     
    Go figure.

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    #7  Edited By BaronVonDredd
    @LT1085:
    It reminds me of Pulp Fiction. Hahaha!
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    #8  Edited By DiabolicVision
    @LT1085: lol that picture is great
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    #9  Edited By The Lobster

    He's not that bad of a character, what's so funny is that it's taken seriously. It's like a B-Movie character, and that's what I like about it.
     
    I think people hate this idea because they were expecting something funny, but it deciding to take itself seriously. I for one think it was an interesting move by taking itself seriously, you could pretty much substitute the idea of Monkeys nursing an assassin to health with a farmer or monks or something and you'd practically have the same story. what's gives it it's charm is that instead of monks or farmers it's monkeys. You obviously can't take a monkey shooting down assassin's seriously but that's what makes it so funny. Like a said, the character has this B-Movie feel. 
     
    You guys need to stop being so pessimistic and enjoy it for what it is.

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    Alright, so I just read the Deadpool arc and.....it.....wasn't.....that.....bad.  
     
    *hides from the townfolk with torches & pitchforks*
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    #11  Edited By Wise Son
    @The Lobster said:
    " He's not that bad of a character, what's so funny is that it's taken seriously. It's like a B-Movie character, and that's what I like about it.  I think people hate this idea because they were expecting something funny, but it deciding to take itself seriously. I for one think it was an interesting move by taking itself seriously, you could pretty much substitute the idea of Monkeys nursing an assassin to health with a farmer or monks or something and you'd practically have the same story. what's gives it it's charm is that instead of monks or farmers it's monkeys. You obviously can't take a monkey shooting down assassin's seriously but that's what makes it so funny. Like a said, the character has this B-Movie feel.   You guys need to stop being so pessimistic and enjoy it for what it is. "
    Totally agree. I'd like to see a Hit-Monkey movie that stays true to the source material.

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