OMG ZOMBIES/ NINJAS /PIRATES / MONKEYS ARE SOOOOO HILARIOUS AND ROXORS11111!!!!!!
 
 
...only, not really. And disliking the obnoxious stupidity and baffling overexposure of Deadpool makes me feel like a jaded ass%$&^. But the every so often I give him a shot, the more I feel that way.

" @John Valentine said:

" @Vortex13 said:

"@danhimself said:

" next Marvel will have a comic book about chickens crossing roads "

Hey as long as they use the ones I said when I was a kid I'd be happy. "Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken."......wow.... I was kinda f***ed up for a six-year-old. "

..........   This is why DC is the better publisher (most of the time).... "

Detective Chimp.  I see how it is. A monkey can walk around as a detective but not a hitman. "

It's deadpool, take lightly laugh hard.

" @iLLituracy said:

" @John Valentine said:

" @Vortex13 said:

"@danhimself said:

" next Marvel will have a comic book about chickens crossing roads "

Hey as long as they use the ones I said when I was a kid I'd be happy. "Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken."......wow.... I was kinda f***ed up for a six-year-old. "

..........   This is why DC is the better publisher (most of the time).... "

Detective Chimp.  I see how it is. A monkey can walk around as a detective but not a hitman. "

the reason everyone lets  Detective chimp, Gorilla Grodd, Congo Bill, and Monsieur Mallah slide is because we all know their cheesy. They where made back in the day when you could get away with crap like that, and DC doesnt try to trick their readers into believing these are star characters.   the reason why everyone is so on the fence on this is becuase this is soooo unoriginal and cheesy. theres a difference between using a cheesy character becuase they are a part of comics history, and making a cheesy character becuase you saw a funny picture. also, notice how serious DC takes every last one of their monkey characters. Yes, they sound silly, but every last one of them is a supremely deep character. But the simple facts are that Hitman Monkey is a joke. He was made from a joke, and he's being showcased in a comic thats nothing but jokes.   its blatant how unserious this is supposed to be... but your supposed to shell out 3-4 bucks for it anyway? I just hate knowing that Marvel has so much money that they can make comics and characters out of a picture of a monkey... "

To be fair DC's Rage Cat/Dex-star is basically a lolcat

Hitman Monkey = Badass

" @iLLituracy: im telling you, its just that its just a blatant ploy. The monkey in a suit thing is just too cheesy. It owuld have even been better if they spent 6 months developing a character and THEN put him into a monkey body. but they just thought up a joke and tossed it in, and in this kind of economy where most of us have to make cuts weekly, that kind of toss-together comic is not what we want.
 i know the apes arent technicaly monkesy, i was just pointing out how no one else is juts CREATING ape/monkey characters anymore. 
@jefprice: thats the only reason this is even kinda flying, because its in Deadpool. it really just bugs me that Marvel is hyping this joke sooo much. i wouldnt have hated just him existing in deadpool, but a net comic and all this "most exciting character" bull is pissing me off. their killing Deadpool for allot of us becuase their turning a character who used to just have a cult following into a cash cow. id e just as upset if DC started doing this with Plastic Man. "

I´m waiting for the Deadpool issue. It seems really funny.

Deadpool either blows a Hole through his head or Spider-man will web him up then Spidey will say "I have Webed him up, now lets give him to the police" And then Deadpool comes and Kicks the monkey off and then says "Oops He went splat" With a sinister laugh. 
 
One issue done he dies in his first issue 

I dont like anthropomorphic animals... that aint funny anymoar =/

" @iLLituracy: @Grim: Comics should be fun, this is a DEADPOOL thing that involves others, and it looks fun, God help us if we now take Deadpool comics and funny hyped up jokes that show these guys still can have fun, so seriously that we get this worked about them.  "

" @jefprice said:

" @iLLituracy: @Grim: Comics should be fun, this is a DEADPOOL thing that involves others, and it looks fun, God help us if we now take Deadpool comics and funny hyped up jokes that show these guys still can have fun, so seriously that we get this worked about them.  "

Amen. "

"He's not a gibbon, he's a Japanese Macaque. "

   
.... I know, pro-monkey people are like "It's just for fun" 
 
and anti-monkey people are like "Only Marvel would do this" and "Fail" 
 
Well... you're all right... except the "Only Marvel" thing. You guys don't think DC does stupid stuff??

" @John Valentine said:

" @Vortex13 said:

"@danhimself said:

" next Marvel will have a comic book about chickens crossing roads "

Hey as long as they use the ones I said when I was a kid I'd be happy. "Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken."......wow.... I was kinda f***ed up for a six-year-old. "

..........   This is why DC is the better publisher (most of the time).... "

Detective Chimp.  I see how it is. A monkey can walk around as a detective but not a hitman. "

"if they created a character, built him up for 6 months (thats like six issues in case you where wondering) and then turned him into a monkey, it would not be stupid.

Everything is better with monkeys..

" Oh come on Inferiorego!  You know where you go first when you're at Brookfield, that's right, you go straight to monkey's like everybody else does.  Well it's a baboon rock but the all the other monkey's around it.  tropic this and Asia that.  Who doesn't like a monkey (or want one as a pet) and monkey with a gun, well that's priceless. "

Is this a hero or villan?