OK I just want to know if anyone else hates the show Hellsing, Alucard, and all of it's main villan's as much as I do 
-The show's dialogue is terrible 
-Alucard is a metrosexual bitch 
-Alucard wins EVERY SINGLE BATTLE 
-Every single fight goes down like this: 
   Alucard fights enemy.....oh no enemy wins.....alucard comes back more powerful than before.....beats enemy..........WHY DIDN'T HE JUST BEAT THEM FROM THE BEGGINING??  
Oh because he"likes" getting beat up...thats the stupidest shit ive ever heard in my life....  
Plus theres is like no chance of him dying so there's no suspense of him getting hurt 
and they make the characters smile in all the fights to make it badass or something?? I would think that was badass if i was like 11 but not anymore.  I just think it's a pointless show and Alucard fanboys PISS ME OFF SOOO MUCH  
In any battle thread they say he wins even when its ridiculous like Alucard vs Superman 
And in some cases whey they know that alucard cant win they just say that the Alucard becomes friends with his opponent....NO! HE GETS HIS ASS KiCKED....  yea just my opinion does anyone else agree?

Dude... Alucard backwards is Dracula.

Mind=Freaked.

I wouldn't put it quite so hateful, but you do make a couple of points that put me off from watching the show any further. It certainly isn't the show for me.

ok heres some dialogue from it 
 
Vampire: running is pointless. Vampire's can't be killed by guns. firing bullets wont have any effect. All your comrades have become my servants, why don't you join them?  
  
I hate shit like that where they explain stuff to the audience like "You cant kill me, I am a vampire, bullets will have no effect on me" so stupid 
 
Quote from the sandman comic 

"-I'm not blessed, or merciful. I'm just me. I've got a job to do, and I do it. Listen: even as we're talking, I'm there for old and young, innocent and guilty, those who die together and those who die alone. I'm in cars and boats and planes; in hospitals and forests and abbatoirs. For some folks death is a release, and for others death is an abomination, a terrible thing. But in the end, I'm there for all of them.  " - DEATH  

 
Quote from the sandman comic 

"-I'm not blessed, or merciful. I'm just me. I've got a job to do, and I do it. Listen: even as we're talking, I'm there for old and young, innocent and guilty, those who die together and those who die alone. I'm in cars and boats and planes; in hospitals and forests and abbatoirs. For some folks death is a release, and for others death is an abomination, a terrible thing. But in the end, I'm there for all of them.  " - DEATH  

Comics shouldn't be about flashy fight scenes and shit like that trying to be cool 

Seems to me like you just have really high standards. Most fans of the series, well at least I will say that it's not the greatest work in history and it has plot holes, but I enjoy it for the action. 

• He is supposed to be a vampire amped with black magic as england's last defense against the Nazi's and the Catholic Church, of course he is badass. 
• He nearly got his ass kicked by Alexander Anderson with the nail and canonically is beaten by abraham van helsing
• He does not fit the metro stereotype one bit, he is more like a pimp who runs a bordello or a stanky brothe

no there's tons of characters that can beat alucard 
 
And it's not all about how powerful a character is 
   
Batman doesn't have any superpowers but he's a badass 
he puts his ass on the line when he's saving you not like alucard who never dies... 
John constantine doesn't have any superpowers but he's still a BADASS   
And I love fight scenes too but I just think a good comic/show should have more than that 

So you don't like people with powers?

@thesandman1000: 
What are you watching? 
Hellsing (Anime first series, 13 episodes) or Hellsing Ultimate (Currently 8 ovas)...

dude chill. that's how animes/mangas are. have you seen dragon ball z?? same thing...........only awesome :D

I am guessing from the "Alucard wins every time" comment that you actually have never really watched or read the comics/show...

My gripe with Hellsing is the fact that it's very over the top, animation, dialogue, powers etc. And i cringe everytime i hear another terribly corny sentence. But that's the same gripe i have with anime in general. I like it when it's more down to earth like Cowboy Bebop or Monster.

@thesandman1000:

Read the manga? I guess not.

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