Hellion is a powerful mutant telekinetic. He was a student at the Xavier Institute, leader of the Hellions squad and Emma Frost's prize pupil. Hellion lost his hands during Second Coming, received cybernetic replacements, and is currently enrolled at the Jean Grey School for Higher Learning.
Based on the events of the issue, I have decided Hellion's new occupation is that of a test dummy. I actually laughed my a** off. He literally walks in, gets hit and starts dying. Don't get me wrong, I think it's awesome she's going to try to win his life back, big advance on the hellion/x-23 relationship....but LOL. What gods did he piss off, seriously?
Based on the events of the issue, I have decided Hellion's new occupation is that of a test dummy. I actually laughed my a** off. He literally walks in, gets hit and starts dying. Don't get me wrong, I think it's awesome she's going to try to win his life back, big advance on the hellion/x-23 relationship....but LOL. What gods did he piss off, seriously?
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My buddies on CBR thought i would be pissed but i told them its just your average day in the life of Hellion...getting ganked
Also pegged out that Hellion could apply for a job as a redshirt on Startrek. He even HAD a uniform with red and black! I'm declaring myself his employment agent.
"Hellion, I have found a number of job positions open for you. You could be a: red shirt on star trek, crash test dummy, cocktail wiener, shishkabob, target sign, safety demonstrator. You might also take note that the role of Kenny on Southpark is currently open, as he...died."
Oh and PS: I wish Laura would have been quick on her mental feet and added Julian's hands to the bargain. He's the freaking devil, I'm sure he could have done something. Since the X-men aren't even chipping in for a set of prosthesis. If that had been my man on the floor and I had to go to hell for him, I sure as f*** would strike up a good deal. I'd be like "Bryan's life. Oh and you finish his school for him. PhD, nothing less. AND you get him a cushy job. AND you pay off his student loans. AND we have a nice apartment. 2 bedroom. With utilities and appliances. Deal? Look, I'm walking right out if I don't get it. Alright, I'll settle for everything listed except the utilities. You better take it, I doubt you'll get somebody else ready to fight in hell. Deal? Shake on it!"
@Alaric: Got another idea for ya: have Hellion go over a list of the X-writers and have him cross off the writers who have done him bodily harm in the last few years. Then have him circle Mike Carey as his new author!
"Let's now which author won't kill/maim/devolve my character? Fraction made we wear the Quire sweater vest...so hell no. Yost and Kyle...where do i begin with them? Deathstrike then Legacy Virus then Nimrods! I HOPE THEY BURN! Ok Liu was on a good path till she had Hellverine cheap shot me from the back so no. Zeb Wells made me look like a little bitch in NM so no. Hmm Mike Carey does a good job of developing his characters! I should sign up with him!
"Hellion, as your employment agent, I'd also like to inform you of an opportunity for maiming you that has presented itself. I hear that Kimura is looking for you based on your acquaintance with a Ms. X-23, and an interaction you had with her in her place of employ (she's mighty pissed off). So there is a wonderful chance for you to experience over 40 different kinds of torture, multiple limb loss, and probable death. Shall I sign you up? :o)"
Sooo many good ideas. D: Once my midterms calm down I'll try my best to get these worked in somehow. >.< Unless better material comes along, preferably in the form of our dear Hellion keeping his role as the Peach to X's Mario. lol
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