I'm pretty sure everyones noticed the pattern here but I just wanted to have a little fun with Hellion's reoccuring bad luck. lol  I made this after a looong hiatus away from my tablet so pardon my crappy skills. xD Anyways, the speach bubbles are empty because I wanted to see what dialogue ppl could come up with! So just come up with whatever you'd like and funniest dialogue gets added along with the rest of the text (credit given of course).

Panel One: Hell yeah! Time to kick ass and take names! Nothing bad is going to happen to me, because I'm Julian Keller!
Panel Two: OH GOD! MILEY CYRUS! MY BIGGEST WEAKNESS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS
Panel Three: Bah! That was nothing. Nobody can defeat the great Hellion!
Panel Four: Oh come on, I just washed this! You got my shirt, my gloves, my spleen, wait..my SPLEEN!? I NEED THAT!
Panel Five: I tire of this! I'll finally show the world the power of the GREAT HELLION!
Panel Six: If I had a middle finger right now, I'd give it to you! Seriously, who does Marvel think I am, Krillin?
Panel Seven: I have this really bad itch on my left butt cheek. Can someone please scratch it for me? I keep bleeding all over my suit.

Here's a second possible one:
Panel One: Everybody loves me, I have women in by the storm and things are perfect! Yup, nothing wrong with my life!
*bam*
Panel Three: My best friend is dead, my girlfriend left me, I'm secretly in love with Wolverine's clone and my mentor went insane. Time I got my head out of my ass and fought the good fight without being so selfish.
*BAM*
Panel Five: Mom? Dad? WHY!!!!  THEY LEFT ME ALONE...TEENAGE ANNNNNGGGSSSTTTT.
*bam*
Panel Seven: LIFE SUCKS, WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY UNDERSTAND ME!?!

Panel Two: OH GOD! MILEY CYRUS! MY BIGGEST WEAKNESS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS 
 

"Panel Six: If I had a middle finger right now, I'd give it to you! Seriously, who does Marvel think I am, Krillin?"

" Panel1: Come on! I can take you! You are not that big! Panel3: Are you afraid you are gonna break a nail? Panel5: I am not afraid of your little lasers! Panel7: Oh! Look what you did now! "

I'm totally stealing this and starting a thread on CBR!

Haha, have fun?

Well this is the first of more to come but for the moment you'll just have to settle for sarcastic agony. xD

Ok, Heres the final version! Having some trouble uploading it here but the direct link should work. Anyways feel free to edit it and add your own fun dialogue. 
 
For those that are interested heres my take on the comic! I uploaded it on my newly created dA. I'll be making more comics soon and uploading em there. :D

Panel 1: "Time to kick a** and chew bubblegum! AND I'M ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM!!!" 
Panel 3: "Right guys, I'm back. Tell me who to pwn!"
Panel 5: "A mere flesh wound! I got better! What are we fighting now...robots? OK, it's cool, I'll just--" 
Panel 7: "...I liked those gloves!"