Would You Date Harley Quinn if She was Real?

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#51 Posted by mfundo (1622 posts) - - Show Bio

It's a yes for me. She's just so cute.

#52 Posted by SpideyIvyDaredevilFan26 (5880 posts) - - Show Bio


Funny you should say that. Did a forum a while ago on why I think Deadpool and Harley would be an awesome couple. And you have a Deadpool avatar and you say you'd date her. Haha.

#53 Posted by SpideyIvyDaredevilFan26 (5880 posts) - - Show Bio

Hell hath no fury like a Clown Prince scorned. I could handle it though. :-)

#54 Posted by cuddles666 (310 posts) - - Show Bio

Clowns are hot. So yeah.

#55 Posted by thespideyguy (2645 posts) - - Show Bio

Would you date jean grey?

#56 Posted by Glovis (3 posts) - - Show Bio

Harley is sweet...so yes :)

#57 Posted by greencrapweasel (137 posts) - - Show Bio

.....I would even if it'd kill me

#58 Posted by Bruxae (12649 posts) - - Show Bio

I wouldnt expect much except death but.. Hell yes.

#59 Posted by briangsharon (147 posts) - - Show Bio

I would think she was attractive and would probably be seduced to a point by her charm, but shes nut.

The girl has issues (I have the tendency to want to play hero with girls with.. issues).

Shes basically been abused for years, but being in a relationship with me won't solve it.

Soooo... No.

#60 Posted by pulseangel666 (329 posts) - - Show Bio


#61 Posted by Marksman (1364 posts) - - Show Bio

Yes. Dear God, yes.

#62 Posted by LoganRogue24 (1185 posts) - - Show Bio

i would date harley shes hot and funny and cute.

#63 Posted by bob808 (6756 posts) - - Show Bio

in a heartbeat

#64 Posted by akbogert (3200 posts) - - Show Bio

Amazing how this thread prevails.


Harley would almost definitely not want to date me.

That said, she's smart and witty (not always the same thing). And crazy or not, she's got a heart of gold. Legitimate or otherwise she was a doctor trying to rehabilitate people...I have a feeling any relationship would begin with me trying to do the same for her and then either succeeding, or going insane the same way she did.

TL;DR: at the very least, I'd probably want to.

#65 Posted by Mega_spidey01 (3078 posts) - - Show Bio

yes, as long as she don't kill me.

#66 Posted by Crom-Cruach (8737 posts) - - Show Bio

Hell no,

#67 Posted by chasereis (794 posts) - - Show Bio

No. I like having all my body parts and she just screams out the word "Bobbitt" to me. So big no.

#68 Posted by Crash_Recovery (850 posts) - - Show Bio

For the people who said "yes", it's this kind of decision making that leads to great news stories for the rest of us to read.

#69 Posted by dboyrules2011 (12074 posts) - - Show Bio


#70 Posted by TheJester (118 posts) - - Show Bio

Well, in a real world, without Joker, as many are saying, yes. She'd be regular old, awesome Harleen qiunzel. If Joker was real, well, my chances wouldn't be great.

#71 Posted by PaperDemon (601 posts) - - Show Bio

@Deranged Midget said:

If she didn't try to murder me, I'd consider it.

same here.

#72 Posted by roboadmiral (538 posts) - - Show Bio

Given the homicidal tendencies and that unbearable voice, I'm going to have to say no.

#73 Posted by TeamUnitedNerds (402 posts) - - Show Bio

@stingray77 said:

Sorry if this question has been asked somewhere else. If it has, kindly provide the link thanks.

I would. Yeah she's crazy and she could kill me with that mallet. But when she's devoted to someone like Joker and Ivy she's very nice. I like my chances.

I wouldn't

#74 Posted by tupiaz (2172 posts) - - Show Bio

Guys I got the solution: we don't have to do Harley Quinn less insane, we just have to make her more hot. See below.

@BlackArmor said:

Dating insane women is never a good idea under any circumstances

You have never heard about the hot/crazy scale? http://how-i-met-your-mother.wikia.com/wiki/Hot/Crazy_Scale

#75 Posted by Dragonborn_CT (20787 posts) - - Show Bio

@Deranged Midget said:

If she didn't try to murder me, I'd consider it.

#76 Posted by SavageDragon (2248 posts) - - Show Bio

Hell no.

#77 Posted by deathbymanga (661 posts) - - Show Bio

I would actually. Harley is a very loving individual with such a happy attitude that I would have the best of times with her. Not only that, she's also a smarty-pants, though she doesn't show it, and is probably even smarter than me, so I could really learn and have a great time discussing things with her. Not to mention she's actually quite attractive in a realistic sense for us nerds. Ivy is the super model, which makes her too intimidating, especially for insecure guys like myself. So having a girl with just a B-cup who likes going around in a harlequin outfit, which hardly shows any skin, this sounds like a great woman.

#78 Posted by njones5 (234 posts) - - Show Bio

shes crazy no thanks

#79 Edited by The Stegman (23160 posts) - - Show Bio

Hell no. I don't dig crazy chicks.

#80 Posted by BR_Havoc (1272 posts) - - Show Bio

Hell yes I would! If you can believe it I think she would not even be the craziest girl I dated.......that is sad when you think about :p

#81 Posted by mikex20 (2769 posts) - - Show Bio

Date? No

Sex? Yes

#82 Edited by PeppeyHare (4310 posts) - - Show Bio
#83 Posted by JetiiMitra (8194 posts) - - Show Bio

She wouldn't even like me. Are we just assuming she's up for it? If so, maybe.

#84 Edited by RustyRoy (11119 posts) - - Show Bio

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