Harley Quinn and batman as a couple

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#1 Posted by martyyy15 (1223 posts) - - Show Bio

I recently read a fanfic on this and it really made me want these two together. What are your thoughts? Harley def has issues, but if one person can help its BATMAN. I think she would bring more cheer to Bruce's life, she is so chipper.

#2 Posted by Joygirl (19955 posts) - - Show Bio

Sorry bub. That just... doesn't really sound plausible.

#3 Posted by JonSmith (4010 posts) - - Show Bio

Joker would think it's hilarious. Catwoman would get into a catfight with Harley. Harley would try to get off Batman's mask, he'd shut her down, she'd go off on a psychotic streak, join back up with Joker, they'd end up in Arkham, Batman would be the first superhero to mourn his latest girlfriend ending up in an insane asylum.

... Make that second.

#4 Posted by martyyy15 (1223 posts) - - Show Bio

@JonSmith: Hahahaaha. I think they would be cute. Batman would treat her sooo much better than joker. Plus it'd drive joker nuts.....and she could be a new side kick for Batman. Harley def has the skills for that

#5 Posted by JohnnyGat (1580 posts) - - Show Bio

@martyyy15 said:

@JonSmith: Hahahaaha. I think they would be cute. Batman would treat her sooo much better than joker. Plus it'd drive joker nuts.....and she could be a new side kick for Batman. Harley def has the skills for that

Joker was willing to kill Harley iirc, so I doubt it will drive Joker nuts. He's already nuts.

On topic though I just don't see it, I can see how some people like the whole opposites attract angle but Harley is just too immature for me take seriuously with the likes of Batman.

#6 Posted by Squalleon (4995 posts) - - Show Bio
#7 Posted by martyyy15 (1223 posts) - - Show Bio

@Squalleon: Yep I can see it happening. And harley was not crazy before she met joker. If Bruce rehabed her she would be pretty good

#8 Posted by Blood1991 (8082 posts) - - Show Bio

Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn as a couple forever.

#9 Posted by martyyy15 (1223 posts) - - Show Bio

@Blood1991: Batman and Harley make a cuter couple. Bruce would treat her well

#10 Posted by theTimeStreamer (2841 posts) - - Show Bio

ah, noobs and their misguided fanfic.

#11 Posted by Crash_Recovery (850 posts) - - Show Bio

...what on earth do they have in common?

"couples" are based on common ground. Shared interests, shared values, not just chemistry.

#12 Posted by martyyy15 (1223 posts) - - Show Bio

Well if Bruce did rehab her she would be a great asset. THey are both very smart ( though Harley does not really show it at times) she is a criminal psycholighist, and is quite good with prep. Once you get past the maniac side of Harley she has a personality sorta like dick grayson, comical and chipper. But I just think they are a cute couple and she would be happy with Batman

#13 Posted by SiycoBat (147 posts) - - Show Bio

Actually I would pay to see that, the shock factor alone would be delicious.

#14 Posted by Joygirl (19955 posts) - - Show Bio

*ahem* Harley was crazy before she met Joker.

#15 Posted by Krissyjump (105 posts) - - Show Bio

@Blood1991 said:

Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn as a couple forever.

This.

#16 Posted by martyyy15 (1223 posts) - - Show Bio

Harley was not crazy before she met joker. She was a criminal psycholigist, and was rather smart. Joker just exploited her weakness and manipulated her

#17 Posted by LoganRogue24 (1184 posts) - - Show Bio

i would not mind harley bruce but iam a big bruce selina fan but harley is not a bad second choice in my book.

#18 Posted by martyyy15 (1223 posts) - - Show Bio

@LoganRogue24 said:

i would not mind harley bruce but iam a big bruce selina fan but harley is not a bad second choice in my book.

Seleina just uses bruce for sex though....but catwoman is sexy

#19 Posted by LoganRogue24 (1184 posts) - - Show Bio

@martyyy15: selina can use me for sex anytime lol.

#20 Posted by Sovereign91001 (5089 posts) - - Show Bio

@Blood1991 said:

Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn as a couple forever.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

#21 Posted by Stronger (4948 posts) - - Show Bio

This is the dumpest sh!t on the site.

#22 Posted by martyyy15 (1223 posts) - - Show Bio

I think they would be adorable together and harley would be so loyal to bruce

#23 Posted by TheCrowbar (4286 posts) - - Show Bio

This thread is such a violation of both characters.

#24 Posted by martyyy15 (1223 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheCrowbar said:

This thread is such a violation of both characters.

how so lol?

#25 Posted by fodigg (6136 posts) - - Show Bio

@Joygirl said:

Sorry bub. That just... doesn't really sound plausible.
#26 Posted by Imagine_Man15 (1801 posts) - - Show Bio

I think it would be hilarious for a one-issue sort of thing, but nothing long term

#27 Posted by SpideyIvyDaredevilFan26 (6358 posts) - - Show Bio

No, no, a million times no. Bruce wouldn't date crazy, and Batman is totally not Harley's type.

Jason Todd X Harley Forever.

#28 Posted by SpideyIvyDaredevilFan26 (6358 posts) - - Show Bio

@Stronger:

Well it's either this, the forum about how Poison Ivy was a terrible character, or the constant annoying Harley X Ivy threads...But this is definitley up there.

#29 Posted by martyyy15 (1223 posts) - - Show Bio

@SpideyIvyDaredevilFan26 said:

No, no, a million times no. Bruce wouldn't date crazy, and Batman is totally not Harley's type.

Jason Todd X Harley Forever.

Lol and Catwoman isn't crazy at all.....

#30 Posted by SpideyIvyDaredevilFan26 (6358 posts) - - Show Bio

@martyyy15:

You're not seriously comparing Harley's insanity with Catwoman's, are you?

#31 Posted by martyyy15 (1223 posts) - - Show Bio

@SpideyIvyDaredevilFan26: @SpideyIvyDaredevilFan26 said:

@martyyy15:

You're not seriously comparing Harley's insanity with Catwoman's, are you?

Haha no not at all, but I am saying bruce does date crazy chicks, So why not Harley.

#32 Posted by Onemoreposter (4101 posts) - - Show Bio

No. Just...no. Let's ignore the fact that Harley is completely insane, has attempted to kill Batman multiple time, and generally hates his guts. Let's ignore the fact that she's a murderer and a supercriminal.

Batman has dated criminals, lot of them in fact (Jez Jet, Talia Al Ghul, Catwoman, Jaina Hudson, ect) Batman has dated plenty of regular people too (Julie Madison, Vicki Vale, Rachel Caspian, ect). All these women do have one common denominator. They are all strong willed and independent. In fact most of these relationships have ended because A) these women were unwilling to change there lives around enough to facilitate a working relationship between them and Bruce/Batman or B) they decide to leave Bruce after constantly receiving that cold sholder we all know he likes to give out.

Now Harley on the other hand is the exact opposite of all these things. She's clingy, weak willed, and helplessly codependent. Even if you take all the criminality out of the equation, there's nothing about Harley's personality Bruce would find attractive.

#33 Posted by SpideyIvyDaredevilFan26 (6358 posts) - - Show Bio

@martyyy15:

Harley is way too crazy. Catwoman's crazy too, but not in the unpredictable, un-logical way Harley is. Her chaotic and unpredictable nature would be very unattractive to Bruce.

#34 Posted by martyyy15 (1223 posts) - - Show Bio

@SpideyIvyDaredevilFan26: She is only crazy cause of Joker exploiting her, she was quite sane before she met him ( oh and I'm using the animated series batman for this whole scenerio)

#35 Posted by martyyy15 (1223 posts) - - Show Bio

@Onemoreposter: I'm going off of the animated series for this whole thing....And Harley is only like that casue the Joker exploited her and she is clingy with him. ANd Harley has many attributes that Bruce would like, playfullness, positive and happy attitude, loyal etc...

#36 Posted by Onemoreposter (4101 posts) - - Show Bio

@martyyy15 said:

@Onemoreposter: I'm going off of the animated series for this whole thing....And Harley is only like that casue the Joker exploited her and she is clingy with him.

It's not like Joker beat Harley into subordination or "made her crazy." Obviously she had psychotic tendencies or other psychological/emotional issues to begin with to even be drawn to the Joker and then be willing begin a relationship with him AND THEN aid his escape. Also, there's no reason to think Joker is the only boyfriend with which Harley has been clingy and overwhelmingly codependent with. In fact it's much more likely that this has been a trend with her before Joker and would continue on in Joker's absence.

@martyyy15 said:

ANd Harley has many attributes that Bruce would like, playfullness, positive and happy attitude, loyal etc...

...Idk...we all know how playful, positive, and happy Batman is....

#37 Posted by martyyy15 (1223 posts) - - Show Bio

@Onemoreposter: I don't know Joker has a way of screwing with peoples minds, he used the fact Harley wanted to be a top notch psychrist and opened up to her and exploited her weaknesess. And he did make her crazy, before she met him she would have never thought about doing the things she has done with the joker. And Bruce could use a litle playfulness and positivity in his life...Clingy may work for him. I mean its not like non-clingy has had much sucess lol

#38 Posted by ectoborge (209 posts) - - Show Bio

I think harley would make a better girlfriend with RedHood because of his conecttion with joker. I would rather see Batman have a relationship (platonic or otherwise) with Raven. They are both dark characters and Batman and Raven has a nice ring to it.

#39 Posted by SpideyIvyDaredevilFan26 (6358 posts) - - Show Bio

@ectoborge:

YES YES YES A MILLION TIMES YES!! Was just gonna post a comment on how I want to see Harley and Red Hood, but you beat me to the punch.

#40 Posted by martyyy15 (1223 posts) - - Show Bio

@ectoborge: I'm using only the animated series and adventures....And I like Raven x Robin ( Dick Grayson)

#41 Posted by SpideyIvyDaredevilFan26 (6358 posts) - - Show Bio

@martyyy15:

Here's how it goes for me

Raven x Ghost Rider (Yes, I am aware this is a crossover between DC and Marvel...Don't care)

Jason Todd x Harley Quinn

Batman x Talia Al Ghul (Always and forever)

Poison Ivy x Spider-Man (See Raven x Ghost Rider)

Huntress x...Daredevil? (Not sure about this one...Could work though)

#42 Posted by martyyy15 (1223 posts) - - Show Bio

@SpideyIvyDaredevilFan26: I'm a batman x Harley quinn

and poison ivy and spiderman O_o won't she kill him if they kiss lol

#43 Posted by SpideyIvyDaredevilFan26 (6358 posts) - - Show Bio

@martyyy15:

Not exactly. Her toxins are manual. She kissed Bruce Wayne among others and didn't kill them. So ignoring that detail...Waddaya think?

#44 Posted by martyyy15 (1223 posts) - - Show Bio

@SpideyIvyDaredevilFan26: Seems kinda random, what are your reasons for why they would be good? ( wait don't tell me spidy has a thing for red heads lol ) ^^

#45 Posted by SpideyIvyDaredevilFan26 (6358 posts) - - Show Bio

@martyyy15:

Well both are scientists with a thing for biology (I can only assume Parker has an intrest in botany) Spidey also has HUGE respect for women, with Aunt May and MJ and Gwen and so on an so forth, and I think Ivy would respect that, and really love that in a guy. I could see Ivy and Spider-Man sort've having a Catwoman/Batman relationship: They do fight occasionally, but they do love each other and respect one another. I think it would be a great relationship to see play out: Like a crossover animated TV show version of Batman Returns. :-)

#46 Posted by martyyy15 (1223 posts) - - Show Bio

@SpideyIvyDaredevilFan26: I dont know. Ivys a environmental freak, not sure if I see peter housing tons of plants in his house lol. And doesn't ivy kinda hate all men? And if it worked Spidy better behave or that make up kiss is fatal hahaah. And it would be interesting. A crossover relationship I like with Ivy is Ivy x Kurama ( Yu yu hakusho) lol

#47 Posted by SpideyIvyDaredevilFan26 (6358 posts) - - Show Bio

@martyyy15:

Spidey housing a bunch of plants...Why not? I could see it. He's a scientist, and I could definitley see him taking an interest in plants. As for Ivy hating all men, she's had lots of bad experiences with them. However, I think of Ivy and Spidey got to know each other (Require a certain situation) there'd be a connection eventually, even if Ivy was EXTREMELY resistant at first. At least, that's how I see it. So...Who is Kurama?

#48 Posted by martyyy15 (1223 posts) - - Show Bio

@SpideyIvyDaredevilFan26: Maybe, but spiderman just doesn't seem like the green house type. Though I do agree he would change Ivys view on men, he is a great guy. And Kurama is from anime Yu Yu Hakusho. He uses plant type weapons like rose whip, its a good anime and its in english.

#49 Posted by BlackWind (7236 posts) - - Show Bio

Keep reading the fanfics.

#50 Posted by PassionFlower (963 posts) - - Show Bio

Harley and Ivy all the way.

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