What the heck is a Squatz? Why do we need one? Why does it fizzle? This little nugget of fizzy gold teamed up with DC Comics to put some iconic DC characters into Squatz form.
Have you ever been at the grocery store and seen a toy on the rack of the check out counter next to the beef jerky and wondered, "who buys that garbage?" The answer is simple. I buy that garbage. About a year ago, I found a little toy called "Squatz" at my local grocery store and spent $9 on something that took me what felt like 9 hours to get out of the package. However, if you know me, then you know I can resist a toy, especially if it's a weird one.
So, I have a fat Hal Jordan and a fat Aquaman not, and I couldn't tell you where they are. I can only assume they took my DeLorean out for a ride and never came back. $9 down the drain. Have you guys ever seen these things? Better yet, has anyone bought these things before?
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