I demand an explanation!!!

#1 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio
WTF?!?
come on, own up...

holy crap... they gave brockley a GL ring?!?

who slipped drugs into my coffee...

there is no way a talking vegetable could get into the Green Lantern corps, not in the 80's, not now...

or at least, that was what i thought until i came across the next two images...
this can't be... it just isn't right...

please, can someone please admit to putting drugs in my coffee...

if noone admits it... well, then the other explanation is too horrible to contemplate...

M
#2 Posted by Darkchild (40624 posts) - - Show Bio
 Looks at the pictures then puts bottle of tequila down

Okay i really need to stop drinking
#3 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio

yeah... those were really good drugs...

M

#4 Posted by Darkchild (40624 posts) - - Show Bio
Methos said:
"yeah... those were really good drugs...

M
"
i swear if they make a talking genitallia a green lantern im flying to DC HQ and asking for their stash
#5 Posted by Resonate (15054 posts) - - Show Bio
Methos said:


please, can someone please admit to putting drugs in my coffee...



M
"
raises hand shamefully
#6 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio
Darkchild said:
i swear if they make a talking genitallia a green lantern im flying to DC HQ and asking for their stash

points to the Ion space whale

M
#7 Posted by Korg (11931 posts) - - Show Bio

Looks more like a Tree-Man to me. Possible drug-induced Ent homage?

#8 Posted by Darkchild (40624 posts) - - Show Bio
Methos said:
"Darkchild said:
i swear if they make a talking genitallia a green lantern im flying to DC HQ and asking for their stash

points to the Ion space whale

M
"
alright well then...(doesnt have anything planned hoped it took longer) whats it look like
#9 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio
Korg said:
"Looks more like a Tree-Man to me. Possible drug-induced Ent homage?"

i like it...

that explenation i can get behind :D

M
#10 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio
Ion spacewhale
#11 Posted by Korg (11931 posts) - - Show Bio

Glad I could help. Ironically, his energy construct is a saw blade...

#12 Posted by Resonate (15054 posts) - - Show Bio

wtf

#13 Posted by Darkchild (40624 posts) - - Show Bio

thats trippy looking thanks man

#14 Posted by TheDrifter (26555 posts) - - Show Bio

 

"Methos said:


please, can someone please admit to putting drugs in my coffee...



M
"
"

Ok, Ok, I did it.

#15 Posted by Korg (11931 posts) - - Show Bio

The REAL question is how many people are putting drugs in your coffee and how often, Methos

#16 Posted by T.J. Magnum (27685 posts) - - Show Bio

i guess that brockley had major will power lol

#17 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio
Korg said:
"The REAL question is how many people are putting drugs in your coffee and how often, Methos"

yeah... thats the more worrying question lol

M
#18 Posted by Buckshot (18914 posts) - - Show Bio

There was a really slow mushroom/fungus GL too.

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#19 Edited by Korg (11931 posts) - - Show Bio

Just realized that composite vegetable man... thing has a steak on his chest... which is itself a watermelon. Banana eyebrows... Are his arms made of oranges?? WTF is that thing?? Where was this published?

#20 Posted by _Obsidian_ (5028 posts) - - Show Bio

o.O Starts to smash head on keyboard

#21 Posted by Hagane Enna (7450 posts) - - Show Bio

What the flying monkey hell...::stares at own coffee::  I have to see this issue.  That's just...umm...yeah.

#22 Posted by Queen Kong (1603 posts) - - Show Bio
Methos said:
"
WTF?!?
come on, own up...

holy crap... they gave brockley a GL ring?!?

who slipped drugs into my coffee...

there is no way a talking vegetable could get into the Green Lantern corps, not in the 80's, not now...

or at least, that was what i thought until i came across the next two images...
this can't be... it just isn't right...

please, can someone please admit to putting drugs in my coffee...

if noone admits it... well, then the other explanation is too horrible to contemplate...

M
"
YES!
#23 Posted by Apparition (11349 posts) - - Show Bio

the green lantern corps always was pretty cheesy

#24 Posted by Queen Kong (1603 posts) - - Show Bio
Apparition said:
"the green lantern corps always was pretty cheesy"
Agreed.But a Brocoli? I thought Kilowog was weird.
#25 Posted by Final Arrow (24383 posts) - - Show Bio
Methos said:
"
WTF?!?
come on, own up...

holy crap... they gave brockley a GL ring?!?

who slipped drugs into my coffee...

there is no way a talking vegetable could get into the Green Lantern corps, not in the 80's, not now...

or at least, that was what i thought until i came across the next two images...
this can't be... it just isn't right...

please, can someone please admit to putting drugs in my coffee...

if noone admits it... well, then the other explanation is too horrible to contemplate...

M
"
SOrry wont do it again:p
#26 Posted by Apparition (11349 posts) - - Show Bio

lol, yeah brocoli's a bit much

#27 Posted by Ptero (184 posts) - - Show Bio

Wilowog is awesome.

I think the GL planet caps the wierdness though.

I dont mind wierd aliens in GL, i mean, they're alien for a reason, but things like that just go a lil too far.

#28 Posted by Superkitty (1086 posts) - - Show Bio

I think he'd be a good addition. He can go to schools and talk to kids : who but a giant stalk of broccoli would scare kids the most?
Plus if Patrick Star ever went bad, Broccoli Green Lantern (BGL) can take care of him ("You win this round Broccoli")
Umm, if the GLs ever get stranded somewhere and have to eat each other to survive, they'd get lots of vitamin C eating BGL.
He should have a lima bean sidekick




#29 Posted by warlock360 (28050 posts) - - Show Bio
... they have rights too ya know xD
#30 Posted by The Emerald Knight (243 posts) - - Show Bio

I honestly thought that, that was a tree....... But after the cell Green Lantern, the Fly Green Lantern, the Planet Green Lantern, and even the SQUIREL Green Lantern, I just stop think and said: "Alien Life Form".

#31 Posted by Midnight Assassin (955 posts) - - Show Bio

It's either Broccoli or a weirdo Tree.

Whatever it is... It isn't good.

#32 Posted by Zenma (4970 posts) - - Show Bio

well i guess eating greens isn't all the great....apparently that broccoli found that out the hard way

#33 Posted by Kamen Rider Kajiki (1388 posts) - - Show Bio

Now that i look back at this i have to say Black Bomber is way worse!!!  XD

#34 Posted by Queen Kong (1603 posts) - - Show Bio

They will honestly let anything in the Green Lantern Corps....

A pikachu..A broccoli...a fly....and orange ball with legs....ridiculous.

#35 Posted by Midnight Assassin (955 posts) - - Show Bio

They should make a chicken a green lantern. :P

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