Facing possible life imprisonment for attempted theft of weapons-grade radioactive material, Gina prepares to throw herself on the mercy of the court. She's certain her case is winnable, but discovers that SOMEONE has already signed the documents (in Gina's handwriting, no less) naming Brianna "Phoenix" Diggers as her lawyer! Why? Because Brianna's always wanted to point dramatically and shout "Objection!"
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