Despite critics not being able to review the movie early and all the hate over it, G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra did pretty well at the box office.  I read a report that a sequel is going to happen.  The main characters have contracts to return but apparently Stephen Sommers doesn't have to.  I'll leave it up to you if you think that's a good thing or not.  
 
To celebrate their victory at the box office, Funny Or Die has released The Ballad Of G.I. Joe.  I have no words to describe it.
 

I smiled the whole way through.
 
Gotta love a clarinet solo.

Hahaha funny and I really liked that movie

If they didn't have famous people showing up out of the blue in that video, I would have not watched it for as long as I did lol, Joe Blowssss

That was awesome. My favorite was Cobra Commander.
 
I never felt the same way about Sgt. Slaughter after he went to work for the Iron Sheik.

He just gave a interview saying he and ALL the main cast were waiting on the final green light, but that they would be back with part 2 next year.

This is the single best video ever, I may have to steal it from you guys for NC Lol

" I just had a very intense nerdgasm. O.o  Whoa...whoa...whoa...did I just see real actual celebrities in there? "

" This is the single best video ever, I may have to steal it from you guys for NC Lol "

This might be the biggest celebrity nerd compilation ever. I can't believe they got that many celebs.

I may be ruffling some feathers here, but I really think Snake Eyes sucks at painting.

"I may be ruffling some feathers here, but I really think Snake Eyes sucks at painting. "

That was terribly....Not funny.
 
Smh...

Lol. Cobra Commander can sing.

That was classic                        %Pr

Superior in costumes, acting, and scripting to the real movie.

Better then the movie!

ALEXIS BLEDEL FTW.
 
Only thing that would have made this video better is if they had Lauren Graham as Baroness.