Favorite X-Men's Last Will and Testament

Scott Summer's Last Will and Testament

To Rachel... my alternate timeline daughter. I leave my leadership of the X-Men, it's up to you to send teammates to their deaths and piss off Storm fans in leadership debates. And also my hatred for Wolverine, I can trust only you too carry on my rage at him for trying to bang your mother.

To Cable...my son, who is technically 30 years older then me. I leave you my visor. Your glowing eye thingy always creeped me out, but it's been my hope that you will one day develop optic blast. And also my years of pent up repression, for i believe that is the greatest gift a father can bestow on his 70 year old gun toting mercenary son from the future.

To Nate Grey...my alternate reality son. I haven't been around much in your life, and you've been alone for most of your time in this era. So to you I give my inexplicable ability to meet my children from alternate timelines. The gift off family for the son who i never treated like part of my own. P.S. I always liked you an Dani together, and dont tell Cable but I forgive you for whatever happened between you and Ghost Maddie....

To Emma, I leave you my secret mental box with the Void inside. Now you can also have a secret darkside that can takes over at anytime and destroy the world....and you know how attracted I am to women like that. And also my money....though the fact that you are in the room as i write this makes me suspect psychic influence.

To Teen Scott, there is box in my attic, underneath it is a loose floor board, lift it up and you will find my little black book containing the phone numbers for all of the Marvel Universe's Redheads. Use it well.

To the Stepford Cuckoo's...You were like creep little adopted daughters to me....my collection of ruby quarts glasses has a high exchange rate in middle eastern countries, use the money to forge your own paths.

To any other potential future children, I leave you all the deed to Utopia....because where else are all of you going to stay now that i'm not around for you too mooch off of.

I am going to be with Jean now, so i bid you all farewell....unless Jean's alive again, in which case i'll be waiting for her......it probably won't take long.

Scott Summer's Last Will and Testament

To Rachel... my alternate timeline daughter. I leave my leadership of the X-Men, it's up to you to send teammates to their deaths and piss off Storm fans in leadership debates. And also my hatred for Wolverine, I can trust only you too carry on my rage at him for trying to bang your mother.

To Cable...my son, who is technically 30 years older then me. I leave you my visor. Your glowing eye thingy always creeped me out, but it's been my hope that you will one day develop optic blast. And also my years of pent up repression, for i believe that is the greatest gift a father can bestow on his 70 year old gun toting mercenary son from the future.

To Nate Grey...my alternate reality son. I haven't been around much in your life, and you've been alone for most of your time in this era. So to you I give my inexplicable ability to meet my children from alternate timelines. The gift off family for the son who i never treated like part of my own. P.S. I always liked you an Dani together, and dont tell Cable but I forgive you for whatever happened between you and Ghost Maddie....

To Emma, I leave you my secret mental box with the Void inside. Now you can also have a secret darkside that can takes over at anytime and destroy the world....and you know how attracted I am to women like that. And also my money....though the fact that you are in the room as i write this makes me suspect psychic influence.

To Teen Scott, there is box in my attic, underneath it is a loose floor board, lift it up and you will find my little black book containing the phone numbers for all of the Marvel Universe's Redheads. Use it well.

*To Hope, my adopted granddaughter/possible reincarnated wife....I leave you 2 books. The first is a dictionary, if you turn to the letter "L" you'll find the word loyalty underlined..i believe it will come in handy for you the nest time someone sacrifices all their personal relationships in an effort to help you fulfill your destiny. Also, i give you my unpublished book called "500 plans to stop the Juggernaut....for Dummies", it will be useful for the team and considering your powers you may actually be able to pull off the first 6 chapters by yourself.

To the Stepford Cuckoo's...You were like creep little adopted daughters to me....my collection of ruby quarts glasses has a high exchange rate in middle eastern countries, use the money to forge your own paths.

To any other potential future children, I leave you all the deed to Utopia....because where else are all of you going to stay now that i'm not around for you too mooch off of.

I am going to be with Jean now, so i bid you all farewell....unless Jean's alive again, in which case i'll be waiting for her......it probably won't take long.

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I hope that they don't replace me with a more blood thirsty alternate again, in the name of God I fear it might be Marvel Zombies Nightcrawler this time.

The Last Will And Testament of Jean Grey-Summers

Thats what i want to see

I Jean Grey being of sound mind and body do hereby leave you all nothing because I'll be back...don't touch my sh!t!!!

Scott Summer's Last Will and Testament

To Rachel... my alternate timeline daughter. I leave my leadership of the X-Men, it's up to you to send teammates to their deaths and piss off Storm fans in leadership debates. And also my hatred for Wolverine, I can trust only you too carry on my rage at him for trying to bang your mother.

To Cable...my son, who is technically 30 years older then me. I leave you my visor. Your glowing eye thingy always creeped me out, but it's been my hope that you will one day develop optic blast. And also my years of pent up repression, for i believe that is the greatest gift a father can bestow on his 70 year old gun toting mercenary son from the future.

To Nate Grey...my alternate reality son. I haven't been around much in your life, and you've been alone for most of your time in this era. So to you I give my inexplicable ability to meet my children from alternate timelines. The gift off family for the son who i never treated like part of my own. P.S. I always liked you an Dani together, and dont tell Cable but I forgive you for whatever happened between you and Ghost Maddie....

To Emma, I leave you my secret mental box with the Void inside. Now you can also have a secret darkside that can takes over at anytime and destroy the world....and you know how attracted I am to women like that. And also my money....though the fact that you are in the room as i write this makes me suspect psychic influence.

To Teen Scott, there is box in my attic, underneath it is a loose floor board, lift it up and you will find my little black book containing the phone numbers for all of the Marvel Universe's Redheads. Use it well.

*To Hope, my adopted granddaughter/possible reincarnated wife....I leave you 2 books. The first is a dictionary, if you turn to the letter "L" you'll find the word loyalty underlined..i believe it will come in handy for you the nest time someone sacrifices all their personal relationships in an effort to help you fulfill your destiny. Also, i give you my unpublished book called "500 plans to stop the Juggernaut....for Dummies", it will be useful for the team and considering your powers you may actually be able to pull off the first 6 chapters by yourself.

To the Stepford Cuckoo's...You were like creep little adopted daughters to me....my collection of ruby quarts glasses has a high exchange rate in middle eastern countries, use the money to forge your own paths.

To any other potential future children, I leave you all the deed to Utopia....because where else are all of you going to stay now that i'm not around for you too mooch off of.

I am going to be with Jean now, so i bid you all farewell....unless Jean's alive again, in which case i'll be waiting for her......it probably won't take long.