#1 Posted by Blackdog2009 (1812 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm not sure if this was ever addressed by writers. Back in the pre 52 times Superman was married to Lois. I'm assuming they had sex, were intimate. But you think Superman ever allowed himself to get passionate in bed with Lois? I'm thinking, no way, he would kill her. What do you guys think? Was this ever talked about in the comics themselves?

#2 Posted by UltimateSMfan (1370 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman always had complete control and he spent years learning that, don't know if it was brought up in comics,can't recall something like this but we got a glimpse of it in Smallville....So getting physical with Lois may not have been completely of the table. There are many instances where its more than implied that they have but passionate meaning, rough? aggressive? yea,no. She would die.

#3 Posted by Wolfrazer (6049 posts) - - Show Bio

Why do people always assume that just because Superman is...well Superman that he can't have sex with Lois?....Of course he can. He can control himself, or just use some red sun lamps or some such.

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#4 Posted by ArturoCalaKayVee (11091 posts) - - Show Bio

Clark and Lois had their ways of getting intimate.

#5 Posted by batpala (339 posts) - - Show Bio

Uh, with them being married you don't think that Clark did the dirty with Lois? You've got to be kidding me. Just because Lois is human doesn't mean that she's made of glass. Clark has been learning for years how to control himself, I think he would still able to do it while being passionate in the bedroom or wherever they decide to do it.

#6 Posted by KaraZorL (58 posts) - - Show Bio

Only the fans of a pair of Superman\Wonder Woman think that he can't do that with Lois.

#7 Edited by JetiiMitra (8176 posts) - - Show Bio

@karazorl said:

Only the fans of a pair of Superman\Wonder Woman think that he can't do that with Lois.

Not really, and not all of them.

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#8 Posted by PeppeyHare (4310 posts) - - Show Bio

He can have sex with Lois. Not sure why people still question this

#9 Posted by KaraZorL (58 posts) - - Show Bio

@mitran: Maybe.But they to deny even what confirms the fact that Superman can do this with Lois.

#10 Posted by JetiiMitra (8176 posts) - - Show Bio

@karazorl: Some of them do. I agree there are some pretty crazy shippers, but that goes for all couples. The rest, like myself, just like Superman and Wonder Woman.

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#11 Posted by Fallschirmjager (15126 posts) - - Show Bio

If anyone was getting physical - Lois was the dominant one.

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#12 Posted by PapiNacho (2364 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman made him a a kryptonite condom as a wedding gift.

#13 Posted by Blackdog2009 (1812 posts) - - Show Bio

@wolfrazer: I never assumed that. On the contrary.

#14 Posted by THEOCITYLEGEND (1158 posts) - - Show Bio

I am just imagining a room with 4 massive Red Son lamps all pointed towards a rose covered bed in the shape of a heart. Lois seductively lays in the middle and says, "Show me how Super you really are."

#15 Edited by RustyRoy (10920 posts) - - Show Bio

If anyone was getting physical - Lois was the dominant one.

#16 Posted by JonSmith (3988 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't think the OP is asking if Supes and Lois had sexual intercourse, I think he's asking if Clark ever... y'know, let go. Loosened up. Allowed himself to get lost in the moment and just go with it.

... I don't think I'm making any more sense than the OP.

#17 Edited by Eternal19 (2076 posts) - - Show Bio

this is a weird topic

#18 Posted by Lvenger (18326 posts) - - Show Bio

Well despite the weird topic question, I'm sure Clark was capable of giving Lois a good time without doing something that the human body couldn't endure.

#19 Posted by Blackdog2009 (1812 posts) - - Show Bio
#20 Posted by SanoHibiki (1422 posts) - - Show Bio

Wow, sometimes people ask opinions on really strange questions.

I don’t think that in comics was (or would be, for the matter) stated – what kind of lover is Supes. Personally, I doubt that he ever went all out with Lois in bed – not that she ever complained.

#21 Posted by Lvenger (18326 posts) - - Show Bio

Wow, sometimes people ask opinions on really strange questions.

I don’t think that in comics was (or would be, for the matter) stated – what kind of lover is Supes. Personally, I doubt that he ever went all out with Lois in bed – not that she ever complained.

There's also a very funny scene involving a bath tub and chocolate waffles. That's a freaky scene if ever I saw one.

#22 Edited by SanoHibiki (1422 posts) - - Show Bio

@lvenger:

There's also a very funny scene involving a bath tub and chocolate waffles.

You mean that one, in early stages of “Our Worlds at War”?

Agree, it was funny as hell.

Before I saw it, I always pictured Supes even if not as neat freak, then at least as a very organized person. That – that was just messy. Of course, we can excuse Clark; after all, that was a … special circumstance.

#23 Posted by Lvenger (18326 posts) - - Show Bio

@lvenger:

There's also a very funny scene involving a bath tub and chocolate waffles.

You mean that one, in early stages of “Our Worlds at War”?

Agree, it was funny as hell.

Before I saw it, I always pictured Supes even if not as neat freak, then at least as a very organized person. That – that was just messy. Of course, we can excuse Clark; after all, that was a … special circumstance.

Uh huh you read my mind. Absolutely hilarious scene that I didn't think could be done for Superman.

#24 Edited by Blackdog2009 (1812 posts) - - Show Bio
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#26 Edited by Saint_Wildcard (9056 posts) - - Show Bio

@mitran said:

@karazorl said:

Only the fans of a pair of Superman\Wonder Woman think that he can't do that with Lois.

Not really, and not all of them.

@peppeyhare said:

He can have sex with Lois. Not sure why people still question this

I dont question it I just think she's the only one getting off. Think about it, it takes alot of damage to hurt Superman, same goes for pleasure. The man needs to go all out or whats the fun? The man doesnt just need super sex he needs to have wonderful (pun intended) sex.

@ultimatesmfan said:

Superman always had complete control and he spent years learning that, don't know if it was brought up in comics,can't recall something like this but we got a glimpse of it in Smallville....So getting physical with Lois may not have been completely of the table. There are many instances where its more than implied that they have but passionate meaning, rough? aggressive? yea,no. She would die.

He once had sex with Lana while she had Super Powers and the entire town was shaking. When you make the man of steel sweat and he's out of breath, you know youve done a good job, Lois is failing her side of the bargain,

@blackdog2009: She is, but what about his needs?

#27 Posted by toplel (800 posts) - - Show Bio

@saint_rog_el: Harder doesn't mean more pleasurable. In fact, slower is usually considered more passionate. Stop watching too much porn and taking Miller seriously, kiddo.

#28 Posted by Saint_Wildcard (9056 posts) - - Show Bio

@toplel: Stop watching porn? Might as well ask me to stop breathing hahahahah..... I'm so lonely. Its not even about being crazy hard, but atleast to where he can fee lt, the man doesnt even feel bullets, do you think he feels normal sex?

#29 Edited by toplel (800 posts) - - Show Bio

@saint_rog_el: Does he feel the wind? Does he feel a kiss? Can he feel the door knob when he turns it? If the answer to any of these is yes, then he sure as hell would feel something rubbing against his dick.

#30 Posted by Saint_Wildcard (9056 posts) - - Show Bio

@toplel: The answer to any of those questions is inconclusive, He can hear the wind and the knob turning. The man not only has high durability but high stamina which is why she's always tired while he's just smiling after a job well done. Im sorry but its usually suppose to be the other way around or atleatt even. Putting into question whether he's truly satisfied.

#31 Posted by toplel (800 posts) - - Show Bio

@saint_rog_el: I know some Superman fans get off on having comics leading lady be his personal sex toy. Nothing gets the testosterone pumping harder and makes you feel more alpha than having such a powerful woman to yourself, but seriously, its getting absurd. The answer to all those questions wasn't inconclusive because he can open doors, pick flowers and hold people without damaging them. Considering that the penis is way more sensitive, I'm assuming he gets off as well and as a result his body releases chemicals that would relax him as well and give him the feeling of satisfaction.

#32 Posted by Wolverine08 (38612 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm LOLING so much at this conversation!

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#33 Edited by Saint_Wildcard (9056 posts) - - Show Bio

@toplel:

A- Get a sense of humor, Im only joking around.

B- Those arent examples of him receiving but giving force. Its him controlling his muscles to not hurt/destroy things/people, but no matter how much he tries or gives up on life he can never be shot in the head and get killed by it.

C- Scans or it didnt happen,

D- I'm f#&ing around! Its fun to speculate.

#34 Posted by toplel (800 posts) - - Show Bio

@saint_rog_el: And getting his dick stroked isn't an example of 'giving force' either. Its him receiving. Speculate harder.

#35 Edited by Saint_Wildcard (9056 posts) - - Show Bio

@toplel: Would he feel getting shot in the deck? Why should pleasure by any different. Maybe "this is a job for Superman".

And again, your assuming that her normal vah jay jay would move his super skin, not to mention Superman is Jewish, no turtle neck. So Scans or it didnt happen.

#36 Posted by toplel (800 posts) - - Show Bio

@saint_rog_el: Technically, he should. But of course comic logic dictates he doesn't, unless he wants to. So yeah, your speculation is meaningless because trying to make sense of any of this is a fools errand.

If her normal lady parts couldn't move his super skin, I'm sure she'd notice. Besides, would a superwomans lady parts be exponentially more effective since even a nuclear bomb doesn't do much to him. I doubt there are lady parts strong enough to do the job.

#37 Posted by Saren (25277 posts) - - Show Bio

Oy. Keep the conversation PG-13, please.

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#38 Posted by ULTRAstarkiller (5884 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm LOLING so much at this conversation!

#39 Edited by toplel (800 posts) - - Show Bio

@citizenbane: How do you keep a conversation about sex PG-13?

#40 Posted by RustyRoy (10920 posts) - - Show Bio
#41 Posted by SOG7dc (6713 posts) - - Show Bio

Read Superman The Journey. He was totally banging her and jimmy olsen almost caught them.

#42 Posted by Blackdog2009 (1812 posts) - - Show Bio

@sog7dc: lol I'll look that one up.

#43 Edited by toptom (1155 posts) - - Show Bio

@saint_rog_el said:

@toplel: Would he feel getting shot in the deck? Why should pleasure by any different. Maybe "this is a job for Superman".

And again, your assuming that her normal vah jay jay would move his super skin, not to mention Superman is Jewish, no turtle neck. So Scans or it didnt happen.

well i don't think that Superman is jewish at all. He should be protestant i think ( don't know if the protestants use the circumcision too)

however i think he could have sex with lois just fine (as it was already shown) but i doubt he could let loose with her.....i mean..he doesn't want to kill his enemies,let alone his love!

#44 Posted by Saint_Wildcard (9056 posts) - - Show Bio

@toplel: I ment to say would it hurt him if you shot him. But the mod's crashed the party,so Im out.

@toptom: I say he's jewish mostly as a joke, but its also cus his creators were jewish and he was intended to be like Moses.

#45 Posted by SandMan_ (4528 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman has self control.