Let's review here, Mary Jane, in Spiderman 1 was dating Flash. In the same movie, she goes on to date Harry and even cheats on him by kissing Spiderman. By the end of the movie, she has a thing for Peter. Now she doesn't know that Peter is Spiderman, so in her mind, she's trying to get 4 different guys to ----- her.
In Spiderman 2, Mary Jane is with some space astronaut mother fucker. While watching Spiderman 2, I thought that MJ will MAYBE stick with 1 guy the whole time. But nope! She has to audacity to ask Peter to kiss her. She's engaged to the astronaut ---------------! What the ----- is up with that? And by the end of the movie, she is a runaway bride and ends up with Peter.
Now Spiderman 3, she is finally with the superhero nigga she's been wanting to get with this whole time. But she isn't satisfied with that. She acts like a bitch in the first 30 minutes of the movie and ends up cheating on Peter with Harry again. What the --------? If this -------- was creeping so much in all 3 movies, imagine what she could have been doing offscreen. She probably let Sandman and Venom tap that a few times when the cameras weren't rolling.
MJ is a slut, straight up. That's why I don't trust these hoes. Girls are all the same.
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