#1 Posted by Zem the Mattress (43 posts) - - Show Bio

Hello, it is I, Zem the Mattress! I am here to announce a very exciting new opportunity! I, Zem, have banded together with other Zems and we will solve CRIMES! I flurgle in happiness at the thought. It will be just like CSI, but with more polyester.

Now join me in a rousing chorus of the MATTRESS SONG!!!:

Oh I am a mattress,

A mattress am I

I live on Sqournshellous Zeta

Where it is never dry,

I lie in the mud and annoy robots,

What a great life a mattress has gots

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Next verse!

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I am nice and springy

Nice and springy am I

My polyester filling

Makes the allergic cry

Robots run away as I talk all day,

What a great life, a mattress has got

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I am a striped mattress,

A striped mattress am I

My blue horizontal stripes

Makes the robots cry

I like icecream, something something something....

What a great life Zem the Mattress has got!

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I love everything,

Love everything do I,

Especially icecream,

Which gets in the robots circuits and makes him die

Icecream is nice on Squornshellous Zeta where it is very hot,

What a great life Zem the Mattress has got!

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OOC infos: So this is pretty much what it sounds like: Zem the Mattess is leading an all-mattress crime-fighting squad. To join, create a profile Zem the [Adjective] Mattress, and join up! An example would be Zem the Invincible Flying Mattress, or Zem the Intelligent Mattress, or as the ongoing joke goes, Zachary the Hipster Futon.

Then we will solve crimes. Probably in this thread. You can come mess with the mattresses if you want, mattresses seriously don't care. Also, every single mattress is named Zem.

All of them.

#2 Edited by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio
#3 Posted by Sideslash (5907 posts) - - Show Bio

Also, every single mattress is named Zem.

All of them.

Every of them.

Also, excellent idea.

Also, "Zachary the Hipster Futon"? Explain please.

#4 Posted by Armistice (4034 posts) - - Show Bio

@zem_the_mattress:

I have broken the springs on many Zem before it seems..sorry for the rough treatment

#5 Posted by Amaranth (8210 posts) - - Show Bio

Heheheheeh, this is awesome.

#6 Edited by Zem the Mattress (43 posts) - - Show Bio

@nerx: Loudly yells, "AM I COMFORTABLE ENOUGH FOR YOU? I CAN INCREASE MY SQUISHODES IF IT WOULD HELP!"

@sideslash: It's funny, because all the mattresses are named Zem, except for the hipster who is Zachary. And because futons are basically a fancier term for mattresses, there are only slight differences.

@armistice: "WE MATTRESSES FROM SQUORNSHELLOUS ZETA ARE NOT BREAKABLE."

@amaranth_strix: Florgles with joy. :)

#7 Posted by Armistice (4034 posts) - - Show Bio
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#9 Posted by Icarusflies (12465 posts) - - Show Bio

I guess I don't get a Zem squad, huh? v_v

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#10 Edited by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio
#11 Posted by Icarusflies (12465 posts) - - Show Bio

@nerx: I made Zem. :c

I was hoping other people would make Zems.

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#12 Edited by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio
#13 Posted by Icarusflies (12465 posts) - - Show Bio
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#16 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio
#17 Posted by Cortex_Iphan (29 posts) - - Show Bio

I love you Icky

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