Your Character vs....an Event!!

They die.

YC vs Johnny Cash in a singing contest.

I can't sing

YC vs Speed Racer in the Mach Five in a cross America Race

Lose.

YC vs being trapped in NYC as it undergoes a ten point earthquake.

He'd survive and do his best to save the city.

YC vs Being trapped on a locked down space station with the Thing. Ten other survivors, four of them allies/friends/associates... one of the ten are infected. One escape pod!

Chop her way into the pod and leave. Anyone who gets close gets an arrow.

YC vs their nemesis crashing the funeral of your only child.

He'd go ballistic and kill the b!tch.

YC Vs Being on a kidnapped plane heading straight for a skycraper.

With help, Jack could find a way to save as many as he could

YC vs cleaning up Godzilla's droppings (poop) after attacking the U.S.

Mismtach..........

YC vs Thanos's pimp hand.

Decapitation

YC vs being forced to share their personal feelings with a hippie psychiatrist, for one hour a day for one year?

In one year and a day that psychiatrist is dead.

YC vs a curse that turns them into an elderly and infirm version of themselves.

Joseph was that way before becoming Jack, so he could except going back

YC vs really bad acne all over your face?

Ignore it.

YC vs being bitten by a radioactive spider.. that takes away all your powers.

No big deal.

Yc vs planning a prom.

That...Be kinda easy, he'd just book a venue and stuff!

YC vs a train hijacking! [being on the train]

Kill or cripple the hijackers... too easy.

YC vs a plane crash [being on the plane]

@andras_: my character can go intangible and he can fly so...

Yc vs a vampire swarm

Again, I lose

YC vs winning a bikini contest against the same genders of the Justice League of America??

Lose lol.

YC vs playing cards with the devil.

I'd diiiiiie!

YC vs Sandman at building a sand castle >.>

Lose

YC vs living through what Harry Potter did

Ivana probably wouldn't be phased by that. She's made of sterner stuff.

YC vs playing chess with death.

Find the path to victory, and win

YC vs disco dancing with elvis

She would survive.

YC vs eating dinner with Nerx.

Ditch.

Yc vs finding Rapa Nui without a map or any outside guidance.

Couldn't do it

YC vs a website specifically aimed at discrediting you?

Pssh, my character.

YC vs. a barfight with ghostrider

Oh how I lose

YC vs Sticking your tongue to a frozen pole

Ouch. She wouldn't enjoy that.

YC vs snowboarding down the Alps.

Lose, don't know how to snowboard

YC vs a grandma apocalypse

Grandma apocalypse? I am afraid I do not know what that might be.

YC vs surfing in a whirlpool.

Eh. Toughie, but I would say MC because of their dexterity and agility.

YC vs sitting through a Adam Sandler stand up show

@strigidae_23: [Grandmas all over the world have risen to exact revenge to the world, that and they want applesauce]

Sleeps

YC vs a baboon with a spork

Victory.

YC vs an elephant stamped.

Lose

YC vs Jimi Hendrix

I outrun them. :)

YC vs. An Army of Stormtroopers

OM NOM NOM

YC vs evil nuns

That's a lot of dead nuns.

YC vs a forest fire.

Win.

YC vs you!

If we had to fight, Gripper destroys me

YC vs being trapped in an elevator for 24 hours, with four overweight men breaking wind?

She's probably kill them.

YC vs falling off the Empire State Building.

Win

YC vs having to use their hand as means to wash in a public toilet after taking a dump

The things you think are okay to post on Comic Vine I'll never understand.

YC vs being trapped inside a time loop.

It's possible she could warp herself out of it if she knows she's in the loop, but it could also go very wrong.

Yc vs an acting career.

Never happen

YC vs one week with Harold and Kumar?

At the end of the week, Harold and Kumar get the sh!t beat out of them.

Yc vs instant stardom.

Jack prefers to be alone..

YC vs being forced to go, in costume, to the funeral of your greatest enemy, whether you killed him/her or not?

Heck, he'd offer the people there cigars.

YC vs. going 15 rounds with Mike Tyson and Muhammad Ali, no weapons/powers.

Good fight, Together the would win, but not without receiving some serious wounds,

YC vs losing all their powers and living on a planet were everyone has Superman's powers?

Defeat.

YC vs Losing his.her wallet.