Your Character vs....an Event!!

Same rules as the your character vs who, except in this thread you post situations instead of just an opponent for the next poster.

So you win the situation by overcoming it. If you think your character would win or survive a situation, simply post "my character win" as usual.

I'll start:

Your character vs struck by a lightning bolt?

I win

Your character vs being attacked by a great white shark

I WINNN!!!!

Your character vs. falling in love with Megan Fox

I win very easily.

Your character Vs. falling into magma

I died!

Your character vs an absolute fair trial (standard human civilization).

I lose pretty bad on that one

Your character vs a zombie apocalypse

I kill a hell of lot of zombies and die of old age before they are all wiped out probably

Your charactrer Vs Mind controlled Wolverine

I win. Don't think Wolverine is stronger when being mind controlled.

Your character vs a good size horde of zombies running after you.

I win by suffocating him, he can`t kill me

Your character vs 100 F5 tornado`s

I would probably died by having several houseware product slamming into me from insane, wild angles.

Your character vs a good size horde of zombies running after you.

Already happened, I win.

Your character vs hyper intelligent narwhals.

I'm assuming im in the water, if so I loose...water and me don't mix all that well.

Your character vs a Leopard 2 main battle tank

Smashes tank to pieces easily

Your character vs the court of owls

I win, they're underground so simple action of lowering hands.

Your character vs a gundam.

I would win by smashing

Your character vs 20 Werewolf's

I win

Your character vs a pack of wolves

I put them down gently. Pro-nature.
YC vs Nuclear apocalypse.

I think Nomad could survive

YC vs food poisoning from Mcdonalds

I win. 
 
Your character vs Rob Liefeld. 

@Deadite: (took what i said and ran with it, or is this all you, either way, i dig it.)

I... lose, no one's beating that one.

Yc vs his army of loeb force powered characters.

My spine folds in half from a moderate breeze.

Your character vs. falling into a den of rabid wolverines.

I win

YC vs having to be on Dr. Phil for an hour

He'll get mauled a bunch, but he'll make it out alive.

Wait, he doesn't have to kill them to get out, does he?

Your character vs teaching grade school.

I definitely loose that one.

YC vs having to yo-yo for 15 hours without stopping or die

Make the best of it and try to go for an all time yo-yo world record before stopping and then dying. :P 
 
Your vs Your character's clone, who is trying to replace you. 

I win

Your character vs the war in Afghanistan

I end the war by killing everyone

YC v.s Cancer.

I win, chemotheraphy i expensive

YCvs testicular explosion for women it mammary explosion

Deadite win. Having skillful control over my constitution is part of my power.

Your character vs time (if you're immortal, you win.)

Really no way to win, huh?

Your character vs. fatness

I win.

Your character vs having to sacrifice himself/herself for its teammates survival (would he/she do it?)

(In this scenario, your teammates are 4 people you've Roleplayed with on the Vine and they were often on your side.)

Yup.

YC v.s Cardiac Arrest

Winning, I have an ER with me 24/7

YCvs chuck norris (with all the feats from chuck norris facts.com)

Chuck Norris....The Machine! *applause*

Your character in pitch black darkness (unprepped) vs 4 wolves & 1 psychopath. (The psychopath had adapt to the darkness but has no combat training.)

No gear.

In the nude I get a wolf pelt fur coat, hat, pants and one crippled psychopath as a leg stool

YCvs

The biblical flood

I'll adapt and turn into a fish, can't maintain the form forever I'll just look for that tall mountain

YC v.s AIDS.

My character cannot be affected by virus.

Your character vs having learned the knowledge of his existence is pure fiction made by you (the writer.)

(Would the character's mind be broken?)

Laugh and go mad so yah I lose

YC v.s Captain America in politics

Have him JFK'd

YCvs Rick Santorum

He dies.

YC vs. a mud slide.

I slide

YCvs Mitt Romney

Harris loses lol but he survives.
 
YC vs

Actually, As a conservative pro-gun pro-life straight white christain male with a nice amount of funds...Not too bad.

YC Vs The Zombie Apocalypse.

Hopefully my healing factor will protect me. If not I kill millions of Zombies before falling.

YC vs. the Titanic sinking.

I get lost at sea, hopefully Strife will save me >.>
YC vs A relationship with Clara Mass

Pre nup will help in the long run

YCvs baby oil and leather lotion

I use it?

YC v.s a sing off with the Jonas Brothers

I Win

You're character vs one more day :)

MWAHHHAAAHHAHHAA!

I lose. They die.

YC vs. nine hours of 91210

I lose, tv is smashed

YCvs mcdonalds fries