Your Character vs....an Event!! - RPG

#1 Posted by Deadite (7440 posts) - 8 months, 26 days ago - Show Bio

Same rules as the your character vs who, except in this thread you post situations instead of just an opponent for the next poster.

So you win the situation by overcoming it. If you think your character would win or survive a situation, simply post "my character win" as usual.

I'll start:

Your character vs struck by a lightning bolt?

#2 Posted by Lost_Nomad (152 posts) - 8 months, 26 days ago - Show Bio

I win

Your character vs being attacked by a great white shark

#3 Posted by Lady_Liberty (4706 posts) - 8 months, 26 days ago - Show Bio

I WINNN!!!!

Your character vs. falling in love with Megan Fox

#4 Posted by Impero (6446 posts) - 8 months, 26 days ago - Show Bio

I win very easily.

Your character Vs. falling into magma

#5 Edited by Deadite (7440 posts) - 8 months, 26 days ago - Show Bio

I died!

Your character vs an absolute fair trial (standard human civilization).

#6 Posted by Lost_Nomad (152 posts) - 8 months, 26 days ago - Show Bio

I lose pretty bad on that one

Your character vs a zombie apocalypse

#7 Posted by EdwardWindsor (13189 posts) - 8 months, 26 days ago - Show Bio

I kill a hell of lot of zombies and die of old age before they are all wiped out probably

Your charactrer Vs Mind controlled Wolverine

#8 Edited by Deadite (7440 posts) - 8 months, 26 days ago - Show Bio

I win. Don't think Wolverine is stronger when being mind controlled.

Your character vs a good size horde of zombies running after you.

#9 Posted by Lost_Nomad (152 posts) - 8 months, 26 days ago - Show Bio

I win by suffocating him, he can`t kill me

Your character vs 100 F5 tornado`s

#10 Posted by Deadite (7440 posts) - 8 months, 26 days ago - Show Bio

I would probably died by having several houseware product slamming into me from insane, wild angles.

Your character vs a good size horde of zombies running after you.

#11 Posted by Tellumo (479 posts) - 8 months, 26 days ago - Show Bio

Already happened, I win.

Your character vs hyper intelligent narwhals.

#12 Posted by Lost_Nomad (152 posts) - 8 months, 26 days ago - Show Bio

I'm assuming im in the water, if so I loose...water and me don't mix all that well.

Your character vs a Leopard 2 main battle tank

#13 Posted by EdwardWindsor (13189 posts) - 8 months, 26 days ago - Show Bio

Smashes tank to pieces easily

Your character vs the court of owls

#14 Posted by Tellumo (479 posts) - 8 months, 26 days ago - Show Bio

I win, they're underground so simple action of lowering hands.

Your character vs a gundam.

#15 Posted by _Genesis_ (127 posts) - 8 months, 26 days ago - Show Bio

I would win by smashing

Your character vs 20 Werewolf's

#16 Posted by .Ajax. (1951 posts) - 8 months, 26 days ago - Show Bio

I win

Your character vs a pack of wolves

#17 Posted by _Sage_Warrior_ (33 posts) - 8 months, 25 days ago - Show Bio

I put them down gently. Pro-nature.
YC vs Nuclear apocalypse.

#18 Posted by Lost_Nomad (152 posts) - 8 months, 25 days ago - Show Bio

I think Nomad could survive

YC vs food poisoning from Mcdonalds

#19 Posted by Mr_Winchester (511 posts) - 8 months, 25 days ago - Show Bio

I win.

Your character vs Rob Liefeld.

#20 Posted by Soul_Rebel (1074 posts) - 8 months, 25 days ago - Show Bio

@Deadite: (took what i said and ran with it, or is this all you, either way, i dig it.)

I... lose, no one's beating that one.

Yc vs his army of loeb force powered characters.

#21 Posted by Madam_Jade (434 posts) - 8 months, 25 days ago - Show Bio

My spine folds in half from a moderate breeze.

Your character vs. falling into a den of rabid wolverines.

#22 Posted by .Ajax. (1951 posts) - 8 months, 25 days ago - Show Bio

I win

YC vs having to be on Dr. Phil for an hour

#23 Posted by RamJam (246 posts) - 8 months, 25 days ago - Show Bio

He'll get mauled a bunch, but he'll make it out alive.

Wait, he doesn't have to kill them to get out, does he?

Your character vs teaching grade school.

#24 Posted by .Ajax. (1951 posts) - 8 months, 25 days ago - Show Bio

I definitely loose that one.

YC vs having to yo-yo for 15 hours without stopping or die

#25 Posted by Avaritia (190 posts) - 8 months, 25 days ago - Show Bio

Make the best of it and try to go for an all time yo-yo world record before stopping and then dying. :P

Your vs Your character's clone, who is trying to replace you.

#26 Posted by .Ajax. (1951 posts) - 8 months, 25 days ago - Show Bio

I win

Your character vs the war in Afghanistan

#27 Posted by omegablast452 (2425 posts) - 8 months, 25 days ago - Show Bio

I end the war by killing everyone

YC v.s Cancer.

#28 Posted by Gibbet (617 posts) - 8 months, 25 days ago - Show Bio

I win, chemotheraphy i expensive

YCvs testicular explosion for women it mammary explosion

#29 Posted by Deadite (7440 posts) - 8 months, 25 days ago - Show Bio

Deadite win. Having skillful control over my constitution is part of my power.

Your character vs time (if you're immortal, you win.)

#30 Posted by Agent_Hannigan (1209 posts) - 8 months, 25 days ago - Show Bio

Really no way to win, huh?

Your character vs. fatness

#31 Edited by Deadite (7440 posts) - 8 months, 25 days ago - Show Bio

I win.

Your character vs having to sacrifice himself/herself for its teammates survival (would he/she do it?)

(In this scenario, your teammates are 4 people you've Roleplayed with on the Vine and they were often on your side.)

#32 Posted by omegablast452 (2425 posts) - 8 months, 25 days ago - Show Bio

Yup.

YC v.s Cardiac Arrest

#33 Posted by Gibbet (617 posts) - 8 months, 25 days ago - Show Bio

Winning, I have an ER with me 24/7

YCvs chuck norris (with all the feats from chuck norris facts.com)

#34 Edited by Deadite (7440 posts) - 8 months, 25 days ago - Show Bio

Chuck Norris....The Machine! *applause*

Your character in pitch black darkness (unprepped) vs 4 wolves & 1 psychopath. (The psychopath had adapt to the darkness but has no combat training.)

No gear.

#35 Posted by Gibbet (617 posts) - 8 months, 25 days ago - Show Bio

In the nude I get a wolf pelt fur coat, hat, pants and one crippled psychopath as a leg stool

YCvs

The biblical flood

#36 Posted by omegablast452 (2425 posts) - 8 months, 25 days ago - Show Bio

I'll adapt and turn into a fish, can't maintain the form forever I'll just look for that tall mountain

YC v.s AIDS.

#37 Edited by Deadite (7440 posts) - 8 months, 25 days ago - Show Bio

My character cannot be affected by virus.

Your character vs having learned the knowledge of his existence is pure fiction made by you (the writer.)

(Would the character's mind be broken?)

#38 Posted by omegablast452 (2425 posts) - 8 months, 25 days ago - Show Bio

Laugh and go mad so yah I lose

YC v.s Captain America in politics

#39 Posted by Gibbet (617 posts) - 8 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

Have him JFK'd

YCvs Rick Santorum

#40 Posted by Kratesis (3701 posts) - 8 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

He dies.

YC vs. a mud slide.

#41 Posted by Gibbet (617 posts) - 8 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

I slide

YCvs Mitt Romney

#42 Edited by _Punk_ (3331 posts) - 8 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

Harris loses lol but he survives.

YC vs

#43 Posted by shadowknight666 (20769 posts) - 8 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

Actually, As a conservative pro-gun pro-life straight white christain male with a nice amount of funds...Not too bad.

YC Vs The Zombie Apocalypse.

#44 Posted by Kratesis (3701 posts) - 8 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

Hopefully my healing factor will protect me. If not I kill millions of Zombies before falling.

YC vs. the Titanic sinking.

#45 Posted by _Punk_ (3331 posts) - 8 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

I get lost at sea, hopefully Strife will save me >.>
YC vs A relationship with Clara Mass

#46 Posted by Gibbet (617 posts) - 8 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

Pre nup will help in the long run

YCvs baby oil and leather lotion

#47 Posted by omegablast452 (2425 posts) - 8 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

I use it?

YC v.s a sing off with the Jonas Brothers

#48 Posted by treefreak32 (27 posts) - 8 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

I Win

You're character vs one more day :)

MWAHHHAAAHHAHHAA!

#49 Posted by Kratesis (3701 posts) - 8 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

I lose. They die.

YC vs. nine hours of 91210

#50 Posted by Gibbet (617 posts) - 8 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

I lose, tv is smashed

YCvs mcdonalds fries