You got Mail.

This is a Forum where you can write other characters letters IC.

For an example:

Longshot

Oh how I have dreamed about spooning, cheek to cheek, under the sheets, separated only by our underwear. How I would whisper unmentionable things into your ear as I nibbled the lobe. Then at the heat of our shared passion I would take my sacrificial dagger in hand and while talking in hellish gibberish. Drive the dagger into your heart sacrificing you to Satan in accordance with my dark worship.

Your truly Cain O'Pannel.

*Lol! Okay so that is not a cannon letter, but I couldn't resist writing it. Ain't I a stinker!?*

*Okay here is a real letter.*

@DarkKnightDetective

DKD

Keep up the good work! Kill, kill, kill!

Naamah

*The letter is written on parchment crafted of human skin, and written in blood.*

@naamah_obyzouth:

Dear Naamah

I retired for one reason and only one reason only, for the glory of The Lord. And you have defied all of Christianity with your blasphemy and sins, in exactly one month I will have your head on a silver platter!

Sincerely, Pope Benedict

@myrmidon_

Mymer... Mymi.. Mermy... Ninja Dude.

I can't pronounce your name, or spell it for that matter. I feel this will lead to a an awkward moment in any future encounters/battles, a reply containing the proper spelling and pronunciation would be much appreciated.

Yours sincerely, Amazing Angel of The Victories Worldwide... TM

*letter has a little drawing on the front of Myrmidon high fiveing, in the spirit of cooperation.*

(I hope MasterMouse reads this)

Dear Mistro,

Stop eating cheese everywhere, Dark Horizon stinks alot now. Don't force me to head back to Corustaan and buy those giant mouse-like traps.

Sincerely, your captain, Atrocity.

@laughingstock:

*Yay! I got a death threat!*

Naamah reads the letter sent to her by an overrated alterboy. She giggles about how delousional Pope Benidict was. The old fart must be on medication if he thinks he can tangle with a goddess. Still she keeps the letter and even sticks it to her fridge to admire like a crudely drawn picture from a toddler. Then she sends him a present. Stuffed inside a official postal cardboard-stock box with a wax finish. Is her decapitated head on a lovely silver platter with an apple stuffed in her mouth. She cut it off herself with a rusty old axe enchanted with powerful magic. Being a goddess she naturally grew a new head in mere moments. She even took some time to drain the severed head of its blood and even with the blood drained out and even with it being severed the head is still alive and funtions as normal. It can even speak, which seems like it should be impossible. Naamah loves the time she spends with her head so much it saddens her to part with it. But she remembers she could always do it again later. She sends the package to Pope Benidict with a note attached. That reads.

Dear Pope Benidict

What's red, has golden eyes, long black hair, and is served on a silver platter?

P.S. She gives good head. And is carry on size!

Yours truly Lady Naamah

@naamah_obyzouth: Once upon a time there was a Pope named Pope Benedict, he was so holy that everybody died, The End.

@laughingstock: Once upon a time there was an overrated alterboy named Poop Ben Dick, and he was so holey that he leaked water on all of the children. The end.

And once upon a time there were a crazed hobo that urinated fire on cats for the pure amusement of it. He rode a Unicorn that chewed bubblegum and shouted at strangers about wooden nickels. Did I mention that the hobo was a Monkey, and that this Hobo Monkey that rode the bubblegum chewing Unicorn that shouted at random strangers about wooden nickels was also a Midget, Eskomo, Left-handed, Albino, Lesbian. The End.

(Now let's get back to the Letter writing)

@naamah_obyzouth:

Dearly hated Naamah,

Pull all of your demons out my city before I kill them all and I come after you. You could save us all some time and suffering if you would just slay them yourself and then die willingly. Stop trying to offer me deals for my soul, I'm never going to agree to one of your contracts.

P.S Stop trying to set me up with your sister, not all bats date each other.

Your enemy, Dark Vengeance.

@darkknightdetective:

Dea-... no, just DV

What happened to you? What happened to Gothic? Why do the streets of Gothic stink with fear? I've been off world for two weeks and everything changes. We need to talk, please, let's just talk.

Avatar

@_avatar_:

Lantern.

I don't have to explain myself to you or anyone.

Dark Vengeance.

@darkknightdetective:

Dear Dark Vengeance

Please come out of the closest.

Sincerely, Citizens of Gothic

@laughingstock:

Citizens of Gothic

Fck you, I'm straight.

PS: I'm saving you whether you want it or not.

Dark Vengeance.

@darkknightdetective:

Dark Vengeance

We love having parents, they are so great.

Citizens of Gothic City.

@laughingstock: Hahahahaha!

@laughingstock:

Citizens of Gothic

I have money instead of parents.

The Dark Knight.

@darkknightdetective:

Dark Vengeance

We know your secret Malcolm, we pretend not to know so your feeling aren't hurt, Mercy told us everything.

Citizens of Gothic

@laughingstock:

Citizens of Gothic.

Malcolm who? Malcolm Press? Please that punk can't even wipe his own butt without the help of his maids.

Malcolm Vengeance

DarkPress

Dark Vengeance

@mercy_

Dearly hated Mercy.

I know what you did, I'm coming after you.

Sincerely your new enemy, Dark Vengeance.