#151 Posted by Clara Mass (8086 posts) - - Show Bio
"He shall rue the day he ever crossed Madam Jade...." She said, whispering into the wind.
#152 Edited by _Psy_ (3410 posts) - - Show Bio
@Clara Mass
I think I'm just gonna go with what Mikepool said....
#153 Posted by Clara Mass (8086 posts) - - Show Bio
@_Punk_ : Stabs violently
#154 Posted by _Psy_ (3410 posts) - - Show Bio
@Clara Mass: Pokes more violently..dies.
#155 Posted by .Longshot. (5264 posts) - - Show Bio

Clara bursts in. "Everyone! Everyone, I've just discovered the Eleventh Commandment!"

Everyone replies in unison, "What is it?"

Clara locks the door and smiles sadistically. "Prepare thy butts."

#156 Posted by Lord_Johnathan (3300 posts) - - Show Bio

Villain: "What are you waiting for? Finish *coughs out blood* finish it!"

Longshot: "Finish you? You want me to kill you? The answer then, is no. Killing you would be too easy. You may be going off to hell for eternal torment, but I want the punishment for your crimes to start right here on earth. No, I'm not going to kill you, I'm going to haul you off to where you belong; prison."

#157 Posted by _Psy_ (3410 posts) - - Show Bio
@.Longshot. said:

Clara bursts in. "Everyone! Everyone, I've just discovered the Eleventh Commandment!"

Everyone replies in unison, "What is it?"

Clara locks the door and smiles sadistically. "Prepare thy butts."

WTF? O.o
@Lord_Johnathan
"Beaver powers activate!"
#158 Posted by Surkit (11603 posts) - - Show Bio

@_Punk_: I am the son of war; stay your tongue mortal... less you wish to dine with my uncle

#159 Posted by _Psy_ (3410 posts) - - Show Bio
@Surkit: Wrong account :D
"Zip, zap, zoopity tap, that's how babies are made"
xD
#160 Posted by Surkit (11603 posts) - - Show Bio

@_Punk_: LMAO

I havent seen a punk post yet :P

Bed time man, it's 3 o'clock here lol later

#161 Posted by Lord_Johnathan (3300 posts) - - Show Bio

"To paraphrase something I saw on TV, zap motherf*cker!"

#162 Posted by _Cain_ (23670 posts) - - Show Bio

@_Punk_ said:

@.Longshot. said:

Clara bursts in. "Everyone! Everyone, I've just discovered the Eleventh Commandment!"

Everyone replies in unison, "What is it?"

Clara locks the door and smiles sadistically. "Prepare thy butts."

WTF? O.o
@Lord_Johnathan: "Beaver powers activate!"

This.....Care to explain the meaning of this young man? LMAO

As for John... "I Cleanse the world of evil, With my blade, One person at a time."

#163 Posted by Mirabel (1087 posts) - - Show Bio

"Yipee-kay-yay motherf*cker."

#164 Posted by Akube (846 posts) - - Show Bio

Random A-hole: Look, missy, I don't wanna rough up a girl, so howsabout you turn around and walk on home, alright?

Mirabel: Fine. Viktor lands behind her and cracks the pavement. The goon's jaw does the same. Suit yourself. Walks away.

#165 Posted by Mirabel (1087 posts) - - Show Bio

"There are those who assume that my endeavour will never work. But they are wrong. Look all around you and you will see a land with rich natural resources that can economy. There are strong people, here eager for the taste of prosperity who need only a little guidance to take their gifts and turn it towards bettering the world. This is the foundation for a great nation in the making, a nation that will be built on the principles of freedom, justice, fairness, democracy, and equality."

#166 Posted by .Longshot. (5264 posts) - - Show Bio

"I'm a lover, not a fighter. He's the fighter. Run."

#167 Posted by _Higgins_ (2990 posts) - - Show Bio

"Your pretty much dead already"

#168 Posted by Akube (846 posts) - - Show Bio

"I came to kick ass and chew bubblegum. Oh, and by bubblegum, I mean your eyeball."

#169 Posted by Rumble Man (11118 posts) - - Show Bio

"Good news, I just pulled out your heart"

#170 Posted by .Longshot. (5264 posts) - - Show Bio

"If I hear any organic life form in this room say BEEP BOOP BEEP, they get disintegrated."

#171 Posted by Cozy_Da_Djed_Eye (10173 posts) - - Show Bio

^ Long as I'm around you'll always be second best, see?

#172 Posted by Mirabel (1087 posts) - - Show Bio

"There are ancient powers at work beyond your comprehension."

#173 Posted by Cozy_Da_Djed_Eye (10173 posts) - - Show Bio

^ "I'll make sure you can't grow your arm back this time."

#174 Posted by Lord_Johnathan (3300 posts) - - Show Bio

"Not everything that lies in the deep is evil."

#175 Posted by Cozy_Da_Djed_Eye (10173 posts) - - Show Bio

^ "I stand before a council that can't judge me."

#176 Posted by Commander Orlok the Eternal (198 posts) - - Show Bio

"Who are you calling aqua-man?"

#177 Posted by _Quickster_ (1531 posts) - - Show Bio

I am the dark harbinger! I am mechanical, magical, necronomical! Byarlaryargh! Fear me!

#178 Posted by Commander Orlok the Eternal (198 posts) - - Show Bio

To anyone who's ever played Super Smash Brothers Brawl, please don't kill me for bringing up bad memories.

"You're too slow!"

#179 Posted by .Longshot. (5264 posts) - - Show Bio

"Go ahead. Keep your guard up. It'll be all the more humiliating for you when you get punched in the back of the head in three... two..."

#180 Posted by .Longshot. (5264 posts) - - Show Bio

I'VE BEEN NINJA'D!

#181 Posted by Cozy_Da_Djed_Eye (10173 posts) - - Show Bio

^ "You walked right into my line of fire."

#182 Posted by Commander Orlok the Eternal (198 posts) - - Show Bio

@.Longshot. said:

I'VE BEEN NINJA'D!

Sometimes the giant blazing fire demon is the sneakiest one there is. :P

#183 Posted by Trinity00 (2508 posts) - - Show Bio

"Resistance is futile"

#184 Posted by Lord_Johnathan (3300 posts) - - Show Bio

"I think it's about time I put you on ice...what...nobody thinks that's funny?"

#185 Posted by Ishin (6831 posts) - - Show Bio

"The Black Hand will fall by my hand"

#186 Edited by _Psy_ (3410 posts) - - Show Bio

"Your mine. Your ALL mine. I've already made you my own, you just don't know it yet."

#187 Posted by Trinity00 (2508 posts) - - Show Bio

"Ugh, are you kidding me?"

#188 Posted by Cozy_Da_Djed_Eye (10173 posts) - - Show Bio

^ "When you feel a breeze and the hairs on the back of your neck stick out its a sign that I'm coming."

#189 Posted by Lord_Johnathan (3300 posts) - - Show Bio

"From the abyss I rise, not to do harm, but to show you the true way."

#190 Posted by Legacy_ (10668 posts) - - Show Bio

"This world must change before the darkness corrupts!"

#191 Posted by Commander Orlok the Eternal (198 posts) - - Show Bio

"While I'm more of an adventurer than a hero, I still take offense to you hurting little old ladies, so I'll give you five seconds to back off before I put you in the hospital."

#192 Posted by _Higgins_ (2990 posts) - - Show Bio

"Submit to the pain you will inevitably experience"

#193 Posted by .Longshot. (5264 posts) - - Show Bio

"I'm Ash, and I'm addicted to breakin' sh*t. What's about to happen here is what you might call a relapse."

#194 Posted by _Cain_ (23670 posts) - - Show Bio

"Our worst problem is not the acts of evil men, But the Indifference and Lack Of Good Ones."

#195 Posted by Akube (846 posts) - - Show Bio

"Ya say stereotypes aren't true? Bunk! The reason we have stereotypes in the first place is 'cause they're true! Ya think the Irish don't drink? We invented whiskey! D'ya know what whiskey means in Gaelic? It means 'water of life'! I rest my case... of whiskey."

#196 Posted by VictorGrey (13472 posts) - - Show Bio

"I believe that this nation, could learn something from my own. It is at battle with its self, with little unity, and that is where its fault lays. That is why we need heroes, to unite us"

#197 Posted by _Radar_ (48 posts) - - Show Bio

"When I Was a God, All I Could think of is what it'd be like as a human. I Restlessly never sleeped about it. Now That I'm a human, All I Can think about is regaining my former glory."

#198 Posted by .Longshot. (5264 posts) - - Show Bio

"This isn't revenge. You didn't just hurt me, you hurt my family, you hurt my friends, and god knows how many other lives you destroyed. You chose your own fate with every atrocity you committed. No, this is not revenge. This is something you made coming back to haunt you."

#199 Edited by VictorGrey (13472 posts) - - Show Bio

"Why don't I use a gun? Why do I use the bow and arrow? Genghis Khan held the power of the arrow, conquering and creating an army more than twice the size of Alexander the great, whoever holds the arrow to this day, holds more power than given credit for"

#200 Posted by Cozy_Da_Djed_Eye (10173 posts) - - Show Bio

^ "I told you to move."