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#1 Posted by Redletter (1537 posts) - - Show Bio

If you read comics you have seen the parodies of characters before. Little skits that poke fun & exaggerated some of the personality traits.

Ok me first, but just remember your next ^_^

Red Letter
#2 Posted by _Cain_ (23590 posts) - - Show Bio

Confused by how this works but uh, Redletter, Postal Worker by day, Vigilante by night.

#3 Posted by Naamah_Obyzouth (3840 posts) - - Show Bio

@shadowknight666: ( I think it is like a Fan-Fic/ RP type thing... Like make a post of the character based on the character but have fun with it. I could be wrong however.)

#4 Posted by _Cain_ (23590 posts) - - Show Bio

@Naamah_Obyzouth: Thanks, I wasn't sure at all lol

#5 Posted by VictorGrey (13394 posts) - - Show Bio

Random Guy: Hey Cain, do y-

Cain: Fck ya!

Random Guy: I was just gonna-

Cain: Fck ye!

Random guy: But I just wanted an autog-

Cain: Fck everything!

and scene . . .

#6 Edited by Cynthia (138 posts) - - Show Bio

Inside Loners Nightclub.

Victor walks into the room on his perfect feet, holding a perfect tune in his perfect head... He walks perfectly, as his prefect smile causes all near by people both men and women to go blind by its sheer perfectness. "Its so hard being a god sometimes." he says cracking the perfect joke, perfectly.

Cain sits at the bar drinking 3000 bottles of booze and then shooting 20'000 bullets from his twin pistols at the near by perfect god known as Victor. Only he misses with every shot do to the extreme alcohol poisoning taking effect and causing blindness. He screams cuss words as he falls to his knees and passes out.

Naamah walks out of the bathroom which she doesn't even need to use, she just does so she can get away from stupid people when they are being stupid... Starts to be all trampy as she struts like a street -walker around the bar hitting on everyone in eye sight, untill she finally finds some random stranger that wants to spend some alone time with the old hag of a fallen angel.

Red letter sits in the corner pretending to be someone else, as she somehow morphs into a mad science doctor chick with a badass gun, from some frankenstiens monster girl she was a month ago, she starts beating up random guys for no reason at all, and is holding a sign that says GIRL POWER.

THE END.

#7 Posted by Urban_Spaceman (1210 posts) - - Show Bio

@Cynthia: Sorry, this is all that comes to mind.

#8 Posted by Redletter (1537 posts) - - Show Bio

(in the kitchen talking to girlfriend)

Winston: Look sometime when i get agitated upset or hurt, I tend to grow a biological mass caused by rapid cell growth, that lately Ive bee able to manipulate into forming clones of myself.

Date: Yet you still can't find time to take out the garbage

#9 Posted by .Longshot. (5264 posts) - - Show Bio

Redletter walked down creaky wooden steps and clicked on a light bulb in her basement. There was a sound of rattling chains as a bony, pale figure crawled into the light. "Red, please...." the starving prisoner begged, "Let me out. I'm your sister. You can't do this to me."

"Shut up, Blueletter! You'll stay down here 'til you learn your lesson!"

"What lesson? You locked me down here for no rea-"

"Shut up and eat your fish heads!" Redletter screeched, raising a bucket of fish heads and chucking them out before her sister, who feverishly gobbled them to the joyful cackling of Redletter.

#10 Posted by Park (2969 posts) - - Show Bio

Longshot stood opposite the unknown gunmen with his bow drawn.

"Put. Your. Weapon. Down." Longshot demanded.

"Yeah... about that." The gunman smiled. "There's a reason the cowboys won the west."

BANG

"JESUS-*(&%ING-CHRIST!" Longshot shouted holding his shoulder. "YOU SHOT ME! YOU BASTARD YOU SHOT ME!" Longshot dove forward and jammed an arrow into the man's shoulder. "That's so not cool!"

#11 Posted by _Beastmaster_ (1515 posts) - - Show Bio

 @Park

Albert Einstein, John F. Kennedy, and John Lennon sit in chairs in a spacious room with a nameless individual in the center of them. Park enters the room.
Nameless Guy:"Hello, are your the newest member?"
Park:"...Yes..."
Nameless Guy:"Good,now just introduce yourself to the group."
Park:sigh."Hello, I'm Park Solmas, and I'm dead."
Dead-People Anonymous Members:"Hello Park."
 
(Don't know ya much, but everyone says your dead o.o)

#12 Posted by Akube (846 posts) - - Show Bio

Leonidas stood in his yard, raking leaves. "What? You thought my name didn't mean anything?" He finished raking all the leaves into a pile and raised his hammer, summoning lighting from the sky and gave out a bellowing howl, "HOOOOOOOO!", slamming his hammer into the leaves and obliterating them.

#13 Posted by VictorGrey (13394 posts) - - Show Bio

@Night_Rake: Sorry, don't know anything about you : \

@Park: I'm gonna have fun with this . . .

Park enters the Park as he glimpses Arturia sitting in the distance, of course he feels compelled to make chat with the woman that killed him before. "Hey, how's your chew toy!" he says his favorite joke against her, when really he has no other.

"I kill people Park" Arturia spoke, warning Park of how she might kill him "If you kiss me, you will die"

"I'll just ignore that! I got an apple right here which I just assume brings back the dead!" Park jumps onto Arturia's being and begins to make out with her as his soul begins to die. Once it is too late, he opens his mouth to speak "I still have that apple that I randomly thought would bring back the dead"

Arturia grabs the apple and begins to munch on it herself out of hunger.

"Pa, i'll never see you again" Park cracks another 'Pa' joke "Pa! Pa! Pa!" it is the only word he can comprehend anymore. He slowly begins to die out as Arturia begins to run away from the oncoming Victor and not take responsibility for her actions.

"Park! I'll bring you back" The awesome god Victor says (xD)

_ _ _ _ _ _

Soon Park is back from the dead and visits Arturia once more "I'm ready to die again Arturia! I just assume it's fine because the chance of getting laid does things to a man! Yep, that's my totally justified excuse for dying!"

#14 Posted by _Beastmaster_ (1515 posts) - - Show Bio
@VictorGrey: Heres a tip for the future on this Parody thread: This character actually has a horse-face ^_^ I'm sure everyone here could have fun with that,I sure did.
#15 Posted by VictorGrey (13394 posts) - - Show Bio

@Night_Rake: A horse face? Oh, Beta Ray Bill? Then change your avatar! LOL. A little tip, everyone assumes that your avatar is your characters official look.

#16 Posted by Park (2969 posts) - - Show Bio

@VictorGrey: ROFL I'm not wrong though.

#17 Posted by Akube (846 posts) - - Show Bio

-_-

#18 Posted by VictorGrey (13394 posts) - - Show Bio

@Park: About?

#19 Posted by _Beastmaster_ (1515 posts) - - Show Bio
@VictorGrey: My avatar is my official look. My character just doesn't like being called a horse-face...so he uses magic to cover it all up *_*
#20 Posted by Akube (846 posts) - - Show Bio

I:(

#21 Posted by VictorGrey (13394 posts) - - Show Bio

@Night_Rake: Oh, ok. I'll get creative . . .

Random Farm girl: Hey look, it's a horse billy.

NR: No ma'am, i'm not a horse.

Farm man: That's one fine golden horse!

NR: You caught me at a bad time, I don't usually look lik-

Farm boy: Take him to the stables Pa! I'll get that darn haystack ready!

NR: I don't eat Hay!

#22 Posted by Park (2969 posts) - - Show Bio

@VictorGrey: You find a girl you like and if she likes ya back then screw consequences.

@Akube: The head of the nation sat solemnly in his throne room. There was a sound of conflict before the doors burst open revealing a satirical villain.

"So, really then? You're going with the cat gimmick too? Hasn't it been beaten to death at this point?" The man asked with a chortle before raising a weapon.

Two days later they found a man unconscious floating off the coast with claw marks. The doctors said it looked like he had been mauled by a lion.

#23 Posted by VictorGrey (13394 posts) - - Show Bio

@Park: I'm engaged :P <-<-<-<-< Liar

#24 Posted by _Cain_ (23590 posts) - - Show Bio

Okay for Park

Park Gathers in heaven with Leonidas, Optimus Prime and Jesus.

Park: So How'd ya'll end up here?

Leonidas: I Died in an act of valor and bravery, defending my people against incredible odds.

Optimus: I Died a Hero to thousands of young children, To protect the innocent.

Jesus: I Died for our sins, So that we may have salvation.

Park:.....I Died doing a favor to my good friend...

#25 Posted by Park (2969 posts) - - Show Bio

@shadowknight666: ...and before that I died trying to make it with a demon...

Ok For Cain:

The show opens with a talk show host, red hair, freckles, y'know the approachable type.

Host: Our next guest is an infamous former IRA member here to give his side of the story!

Cain stumbles out on the stage. He gives a loud belch before collapsing into the chair.

Host: Er... good afternoon Cain, so your here to give us your side of the story right?

Cain: Er, huh? Wha--? Oh yeah right, I blew shit up and people died.

Crowd boos.

Cain: HEY GO FECK YERSELF!

Cain opens fire into the crowd and grabs the host by the waist.

Cain: You I'm taking home.

#26 Posted by nonfiction91 (1704 posts) - - Show Bio

@Park: ROFL

#27 Posted by .Longshot. (5264 posts) - - Show Bio

Surkit raced into an alleyway, shepherding panicked civilians as gunfire peppered the street behind them. He helped them up over the fence in the alley one by one, and when the last one was up, he leaned against the chain link and yawned, appreciating a job well done. It was only when he smelled something burning that he realized his mistake.

#28 Posted by VictorGrey (13394 posts) - - Show Bio

"5 against one, seems like a fair deal" Longshot withdrew his hands into his back "I got just the weapon" the mob began to worry, surely the weapon he planned to pull out will be the weapon to end all weapons. Slowly raising his hands, he revealed . . . a bow and arrow . . . the mobs began to laugh at him

"We have guns idiot" the mexican man spoke with an accent before showing Longshot an invention which the likes he has never seen before . . . an SMG.

#29 Posted by Akube (846 posts) - - Show Bio

Thousands of years in the future, Victor remains the same, walking the Earth when so many others had long since perished. He travels to Antarctica, and burrows into a glacier. He looks up and sees all the heroes and villains of the Vine frozen in ice. "I don't believe it..." the ageless god whispered in awe, "After all these years, I've found you all... frozen in ice for millennia..." He presses his hand to the ice, and a wicked smile stretches across his face. He turns around and pulls down his britches, wiping his god-like posterior on the ice right in the frozen faces of his old friends, laughing hysterically. Perhaps old age has made him mad.

#30 Posted by Vrakmul (23398 posts) - - Show Bio

"I have crafted this small country out of Ethiopia and soon I will make it into the pride and joy of the continent!" Said Akube as he put his fists on his hips with a look of triumph over a worthless plot of dry, barren land in the ass end of nowhere. "But Akube...there's NOTHING in this la-" Said one man before being shut up with a hand. "Shh, if we're lucky this will just so happen to be on top of some rare minerals." He responded with a grin that faded as he saw a lawyer step before him. "Yes...Mr Akube...My Client T'challa has issued a sopeana for you with regards to your copyright infringement." The lawyer said, and all Akube could say was "F*ck."

#31 Posted by Redletter (1537 posts) - - Show Bio

V: (wheezy breathing) whooo hoooo ussszzz huzzzzzzz uuuzzzzz huzzzzzzzz wuuuuuzzzzzizzzz huzzz

Woman: LOOK I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING HERE OR I CALL THE COPS YOU WEIRDO

V: (click dead line) uhhhhhisss ahhissshh noooishhh not finishissssssss yet sh*t...

#32 Posted by VictorGrey (13394 posts) - - Show Bio

bump

#33 Posted by Surkit (11079 posts) - - Show Bio

@.Longshot. said:

Surkit raced into an alleyway, shepherding panicked civilians as gunfire peppered the street behind them. He helped them up over the fence in the alley one by one, and when the last one was up, he leaned against the chain link and yawned, appreciating a job well done. It was only when he smelled something burning that he realized his mistake.

lmmfao!

#34 Posted by VictorGrey (13394 posts) - - Show Bio

@Akube said:

Thousands of years in the future, Victor remains the same, walking the Earth when so many others had long since perished. He travels to Antarctica, and burrows into a glacier. He looks up and sees all the heroes and villains of the Vine frozen in ice. "I don't believe it..." the ageless god whispered in awe, "After all these years, I've found you all... frozen in ice for millennia..." He presses his hand to the ice, and a wicked smile stretches across his face. He turns around and pulls down his britches, wiping his god-like posterior on the ice right in the frozen faces of his old friends, laughing hysterically. Perhaps old age has made him mad.

ROFL!

#35 Edited by Portrait (4484 posts) - - Show Bio

"Son, did I ever tell you about how I met your mother?" Zeus leaned forward in his throne, a lascivious grin on his face. Victor sat patiently on the couch, seriously considering burning out his eardrums for the story. He knew how this would go. Zeus would talk about completely unrelated events for at least eight seasons...Dimeter knew for sure, she had counted, but she had been weird ever since the Persephone incident. During that time, Victor would have to hear about every love affair Zeus had ever had. What animal he had turned into, what Hera had punished the unlucky girl with, etc. And you know what? Before Victor could learn anything at all about his mother, Zeus would get distracted and try to hit birds with lightening again. Victor sighed and leaned back. This was going to be a long few years.

#36 Posted by Trinity00 (2504 posts) - - Show Bio

"I'M CRAZY AND RANDOM!" Portrait started laughing hysterically as she banged her head on a wall "Purty rainbows!!!!!" she said in interest as blood came out of her face.

#37 Posted by Portrait (4484 posts) - - Show Bio

-_-

Trinity stared hard at her opponent...this was perhaps the hardest moment of her life. The thing that would make or break her. Fail here, and she might search for such an opportunity for years to come. Never breaking eye contact, she reached down, and spooned out a scoop of Double Chocolate Twist ice cream for the annoying brat on the other side of the counter. Giving it a little extra freeze to prevent it from falling, she handed it over. "Kid, get your parents to tip me or I'll give you the worst brain freeze of your life". God, she hated this job.

#38 Posted by Trinity00 (2504 posts) - - Show Bio

@Portrait said:

-_-

Trinity stared hard at her opponent...this was perhaps the hardest moment of her life. The thing that would make or break her. Fail here, and she might search for such an opportunity for years to come. Never breaking eye contact, she reached down, and spooned out a scoop of Double Chocolate Twist ice cream for the annoying brat on the other side of the counter. Giving it a little extra freeze to prevent it from falling, she handed it over. "Kid, get your parents to tip me or I'll give you the worst brain freeze of your life". God, she hated this job.

LOL!

(heh sorry, I don't know a lot about your character I just thought of something random >.<)

#39 Posted by Trinity00 (2504 posts) - - Show Bio

@Portrait said:

@Trinity00: ((I knew nothing about your character so I went and looked at your posts until I did. ^_^))

(^_^)

#40 Posted by VictorGrey (13394 posts) - - Show Bio

I believe Portrait's turn.

#41 Posted by .Longshot. (5264 posts) - - Show Bio

"So... I'm mortal now. Hm... suddenly, not being a god gives me a new perspective on life, a new way of looking at our existence, and I've realized something.... RELIGION IS FULLA CRAP! Later, b!tches! Imma go read some Richard Dawkins!"

#42 Posted by VictorGrey (13394 posts) - - Show Bio

Longshot lands on the paved concreted silently, raising his bow and arrow to the drug dealers. "I have a bow and arrow, you're done for" the hero smiled underneath his mask. The mob dealers stood for a moment . . . "HAHAHA! A bow!!! . . . And arrow!!!" Longshot is confused. "I'm doing you a favor kid, here's a . . ." the man raised the weapon of the future . . . a pistol. He threw it to Longshot, who fumbled with the weapon and tried to understand it's mechanism. "So how do you shoot it?" he asked the mob.

5 hours later

"You don't get it!"

#43 Posted by _Cain_ (23590 posts) - - Show Bio

Victor smiled as he sat on the couch, Flickering through the television channels. He had not yet seen such mortal gifts in a whiles. And then he stumbled upon a reality show known as "The Jersey Shore."

20 Minutes of Pain and Suffering Later

"THIS IS IT!!! I CANNOT LET THIS INSUFFERABLE RACE LIVE ANY FURTHER!!!"

#44 Posted by Lord_Johnathan (3216 posts) - - Show Bio

Sitting half dazed in front of at least a hundred mugs of hard vodka cain hiccuped as he fumbled around in his pocket and put down some lint and asked the bartender to give him another mug. "Give mer a *hic* nother un..." He asked, slurring his every word. "Sir...that's pocket lint." The bartender responded with a roll of his eyes. "No shur dis is like...*hic* a bazirrion dolarshhhh" He said swaying around a bit before the bartender slapped him on the cheek. "I think you've had enough to drink." The Bartender said as he went to go serve some other customers.

"too much to *hic* drinksshh! blasshphemy!" Cain said as he pulled out two ak-47s from his pocket and set them on full auto and started to shoot at everyone in the bar, but missing every shot. Knowing that the only risk Cain posed to his bar was by property damage, the bartender walked him to the door and gave him a solid boot to the arse to kick him out. "And stay out!" The angry man yelled before going back to his establishment..

#45 Posted by Trinity00 (2504 posts) - - Show Bio

"Hubby Bubby"

#46 Posted by VictorGrey (13394 posts) - - Show Bio

@Trinity00: You're beginning to seem more like a troll to me . . .

#47 Posted by Trinity00 (2504 posts) - - Show Bio

@VictorGrey:(I wanted somebody to make a paradoy of me :P) (I'm not good at making parodies)

#48 Posted by VictorGrey (13394 posts) - - Show Bio

@Trinity00: Yeah, well wait your turn. You can't just skip someone to make a parody of yourself, that's unfair to the person above you. If you really wanted a parody, make the effort to parody someone else instead of being lazy. Besides, you can't ask people to parody you if they don't know much about you, first you need to establish yourself in RPG's. I wanted a parody, but I didn't know much about Lord_Johnathen, so I just decided to wait for someone else to parody him first.

Be patient.

#49 Posted by Lord_Johnathan (3216 posts) - - Show Bio

Don't do it if it means people are going to skip me. I worked on that one.

#50 Edited by Portrait (4484 posts) - - Show Bio

Your name is LORD JOHNATHAN, and today is your BIRTHDAY. You are OLD NOW. TODAY you were going to play a GAME with your ARCH ENEMIES, but this FELL THROUGH when you learned that you had to collect PRECIOUS METALS. What are you, a MINECRAFT MINER? This doesn't really bother you though, because your enemies' games are LAME. Your strife specubus is DOMINICAN TILTSCREW GUNCRAFTKIND, and it BEATS THE $#*) out of ALL THE OTHER STRIFE SPECUBI in your opinion.