What would you ask your character if they were real?

Me: Dude...do you know how awesome you are?
Obi: Yeah, I do...

" Me: Dude...do you know how awesome you are?
Obi: Yeah, I do...

Me: Can I have your lightsaber?

Obi: You can have my blue saber...hands him the saber

Me: Awesome deploys it and starts swinging the plasma sword around

Obi: Um...be careful with th-gets accidentally decapitated by Me

Me: Ummm..

Obi: As Force Ghost What the HELL MAN?!

Me: ooh..can I have your girlfriend now?

Obi: No!!! kills RL Obi somehow

Me: x_X

 

"

BUMP! XD

He'd probably be about to kill me, and I'd be all "You can't kill me. I created you. I'm your God." Then he'd kill me because I was his God. I guess so I have a question, I'd be all "Why you gotta be such a douche?"

Me: Want to come into my room and pet my pussy cat?

Naamah: Okay.

Me: Sweet!!!

"What if I told you we were the same?"

Me: You cannot be real!

Number Seven: I'm as real as you're girlfriend.

Me: I don't have a- -.-

Number Seven: Forever alone!

LMAO!

@NumberSeven: lmao

me: Wow, you look like surkit

Surkit: Because I am...the lines moving

me: how are you here? what possible event could make a character from my psyche be brought into reality?!!

surkit: points to a sign

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me: ...

Me: WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU WORTHLESS MICK!?

Cain: BANG! *Gunshot.*

Me: Can I have your Power Ring?

Alceus: Sure.

Me: Awesome.

Alceus: Will you use it heroically?

Me: You can't be serious.

In one week or less the last post would be a year ago, before the bumpage!

@Olympian_Champion: XD

@NumberSeven: this thread deserves a medal lol

@nonfiction91: No it doesn't...wise@ss hahahah lol

Me: So… what do you think of April?

Nova: Dude she’s scary! She’s all ‘I’m gonna kill you!’ with her claws and stuff!

Me: I say you turn her to ash!

Nova: But… she’s like ME! She’s like… what would have happened if I stuck with N.O.V.A. Industries, I can’t just KILL her!

Me: …I guess… so what… your going to throw one of your inspirational speeches at her and hopes she turns good?

Nova: HELL NO! I’m going beat her into a coma and then Wando to do brain surgery on her or something!

Me: …you do know that Wando is only like… 19… and is not a brain surgeon?

Nova: But… he’s smart!

Me: Not a brain surgeon.

Nova: SMART!

Me: What if she ends up like you did when Cassidy screwed with your mind!?

Nova: O_o who’s Cassidy? Who is that? >_>

Me: … o_o … OMG LOOK GIANT COOKIE!

Nova: OMG WHERE!? XD *runs off*

Me: whew… -.-

@nonfiction91: LOL

@NumberSeven: XP

Me: hey dude are you made from energy

S: Yep, and a bit more

Me: do you kill reality warpers and other hostile superhumans

S: Yep, and sometimes other dangerous things too that they don't teach in religious classes

Me: got weed

S: yeah

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2 hours later

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both: that sh!t was awesome

@Feral Nova: Wha... O.o

Number Seven: You going to finish my story?

Me: I'm writing part four now.

Number Seven: Could you make me badass?

Me: I don't know, I have a pretty solid idea on what to make of you.

Number Seven: So I don't have any thought on the story behind me?

Me: No, not really

Number Seven: I quit then.

Me: What? You can't do that! I created you!

Number Seven: I can't work with you!

Me: You can't quit! I created you, I own you!

Number Seven: You can't own a human being.

Me: You're not human, dude.

Number Seven: I have feelings, you know.

Me: No you don't.

Number Seven: Fine, do whatever with me! I don't care.

Me: Dramaqueen, I need to fix that.

Me = Ok I just want to know one thing, & just one thing only..........does my bum look fat in this

Red Letter = o_o (pause) Yes

You gon' gimme some o' dat cash?

@Park: o-o what?

@Feral Nova: I'm just having a hard time deciding if you're crazier than your character or vice versa...

@Park: shrugs idk some people say I am.... some people say I'm not... guess just depends what you think is crazy

Me: You owe me, you know that?

Ethan Starks: Why?

Me: I made you.

Ethan Starks: Good point.

Me: I want money for the rest of my life.

Ethan Starks: That's it?

Me:I want some cars and stuff. And I want one of those super soldier suits. Uhhhmm, I wanna have a job too, but I just want to get paid to keep writing stories about you.

Ethan Starks: Well, that was a lot easier than I thought.

Me:... I want Cass too. Or a girl equally as hot and dangerous. But not too dangerous unless I have my suit.

Ethan Starks: Thats where I draw the line. *leaves a check for twenty five million and the code to get into the Workshop.*

Me:...Score!

Me: So, how does it feel to be a god?

Vic: Kinda like Chris Hemsworths Thor.

Me: How come you've never had any relationships? Are you gay?

Vic: Yeah, uh, here's what we're going to do

*Pulls out his hammer*

Vic: You're going to make me rich, famous and I want.... a girl.

Me: But that's not up to me! It's also about the plot-

Vic: I want it done by tomorrow, or I'll just pop out of the computer again and I'll clobber you, but hey take your time! :D

*Vic sinks into the computer screen*

Me: How the F*ck am I going to do that!

Me: You knew I was coming.

Light: Yeah I see you already shook down my son.

Me: And Grandpa is next.

Light: Good luck finding him. I think he's dead honestly.

Me: Sheesh, do you have any emotion?

Light:Yeah, only for women though.

Me: Now I know what I want from you. Get me a whole bunch of supermodels.

Light: You want to know whats the key to getting women?

Me: Yeah?

Light: Spend 5 summer vacations at a whore house.

Me: ...What?

Light: You'd be surprised what you pick up in there.

Me: You are an odd alien. And by odd I mean pervy.

Light: You asked.

Me: Got any food?

Park: Of course.

Me: You know, if you have such a weakness for women you'll probably get me in trouble.

Park: You want food or not?

Me: Ok, it's cool I'll take the food.

Park: Good, now shut up and eat.

Me: "sooo... Where's your plug in?" Em: "If I told you that I'd have to kill you." Me: *smiling* "wow your scary" Em: "I'll take that as a compliment."

@Park: And here you said Park doesn't have a weakness for women.

@VictorGrey: I don't know what you're talking about >.>

@Park said:

Me: Got any food?

Park: Of course.

Me: You know, if you have such a weakness for women you'll probably get me in trouble.

Park: You want food or not?

Me: Ok, it's cool I'll take the food.

Park: Good, now shut up and eat.

These two were funny.

Me: Walks into her kitchen What the-!? STEPHEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?

Dude Nova: is covered is chocolate syrup from head to toe, surrounded by empty chocolate bottles Hey there sexy creator chick flashes a smile

Me: What is all of… THIS!?

DN: Well Shane and I were talking the other day and we discovered that there are two things ALL women love.

Me: Oh god…

DN: Women love chocolate and sexy men.

Me: …

DN: So I figured that we can combine the two, by drenching ourselves in chocolate syrup! I mean, pphh, I’m already the most sexy man on the planet, and now with this… no one woman can resist me!

Me: …

DN: and now Wanda will be MINE! And not Shane’s.

Me: rubs the temples of her head and sighs …Stephen…

DN: Want a lick? winks

Me: …get the hell out of my house…

@Feral Nova.: LOL

Me: So.... when are you gonna get a child?

Victor: When you give me one.

Me: When will that be?

Victor: I've been meaning to ask you... when do I get a chick?

Me: In time...

Victor: .... Is she sexy?

Me: I don't know her yet.

Victor: If she isn't... I'm coming for blood.

Me: 0_0

@VictorGrey: o_o' better watch out... your character has it in for you xD

@Feral Nova said:

Me: Walks into her kitchen What the-!? STEPHEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?

Dude Nova: is covered is chocolate syrup from head to toe, surrounded by empty chocolate bottles Hey there sexy creator chick flashes a smile

Me: What is all of… THIS!?

DN: Well Shane and I were talking the other day and we discovered that there are two things ALL women love.

Me: Oh god…

DN: Women love chocolate and sexy men.

Me: …

DN: So I figured that we can combine the two, by drenching ourselves in chocolate syrup! I mean, pphh, I’m already the most sexy man on the planet, and now with this… no one woman can resist me!

Me: …

DN: and now Wanda will be MINE! And not Shane’s.

Me: rubs the temples of her head and sighs …Stephen…

DN: Want a lick? winks

Me: …get the hell out of my house…

ILSHTIC!

Surkit: Dude, you've had me on a flight for a whole post!

me:... I know it was my second rpg post ever

Surkit: So?!

me:... So... I'm not entirely sure you'll be around for much longer

Surkit:...hey man...you know I was joking right? You take your time, I'm sure you need to get your creative skills in sync to make a harmonious cavalcade of action and description

me:...thanks...still... maybe you should go get me a soda while I relax, and, ya know, decide if you make it out of the nazi territory...

Surkit: 0_0 *Runs through a window to the store, knocking kids off tricycles and hurtling over old woman*

Me: Hey red I'm heading over to the bar do you want anything ?

Red: -_-................

@Feral Nova: Yeah, he's coming for me.

Me: Wanna trade families?

Him: I never had no family.

Me: Eh, they're overrated.

ME: So . . .

CM: GTFO.

@Crowman said:

ME: So . . .

CM: GTFO.

LMFAO!

Me: So what do you think of the 'new' Ziccarra?

Nova: I don't like her...

Me: What? Why?

Nova: because she made me look like a bad guy! T_T She's a bully!

Me: Well... she IS evil, its kinda her job to be a 'bully'.

Nova: yeah but I'm a HERO! I'm suppose to win! Not HER!

Me: ...Nova... that logic only works in children's cartoon shows.

Nova: AND IN COMIC BOOKS! I've ready TONS of your Batman comics where Batman ALWAYS wins!

Me: Well... that's because he's the goddamn Batman

Nova: AND I'M THE GODDAMN FERAL NOVA! SO I SHOULD WIN!!!

Me: but that's in a COMIC BOOK!

Nova: and this is a COMIC BOOK BASED WEBSITE!

Me: ...pulls out a cookie....

Nova: O.O COOKIE! xD ^(^_^)^

Me: Throws the cookie out the window

Nova: COOKIE!!! jumps after it

Me: Closes window, walks away

Me: So, would you say you have an extensive family

Victor: .... Yes

Me: How's Alceus as a brother

Victor: Don't speak about him

Me: Why?

Victor: Cuz... I said so

Me: Ok, what about Clara Mass, your niece?

Victor: I have a niece?

Me: Oh, that's right, I can't tell you about her Outside of Character.

Victor: >_<

Me: and Seward?

Victor: Is a fish

Me: ok.... and Angeni

Victor: I still think she is a resurrected Wonder Woman

Me: Ok, go back inside the laptop

Victor: I don't think so

*Punches me through the laptop and takes my job as the writer, making me his character*

Me: O_o WTF!?

TM: Grawwghwoighiohsws...

Me: o_O WHAT ARE YOU!?

TM: Graawghwaoihgews!!!

Me: O_O ...pokes with a stick....

TM: GREAIGHWEIGHSHSSHGHEDSS!!! charges at me

ME: AAAHHHH!!!! T_T Runs out of the house

@VictorGrey: LOL