What would you ask your character if they were real?

"Nobody said:

"Are you wearing pants?"

What kind of a silly question is that? Of course she isn't wearing pants. She's sitting at the computer and isn't responding lightning fast. There are only two things on the internet nowadays. Comicvine and porn....what does that tell ya?"

Rian- why u wearing a cape ?

Dormath- *stares at Rian as he charges his hand with energy*

Rian- how about i buy you a beer

Dormath- *dormath smiles as the energy dissipates.*

Rian- can we go pick up chicks its gotta be easy with u around.


Dormath- fine but u get the ugly one

"Me: What?
Methos: What?!
Me: Wait... hold on a sec... why are you real?
Methos: Why not?
Me: Should have expected an answer like that... smart ass...
Methos: I'm you, of course i'm a smart ass.
Me: Whatever... hey, is that Sonic Screwdriver real?
Methos: grinning As real as i am.
Me: Excuse me... grabs the sonic screwdriver and runs off to the nearest ATM

M"

"KIARA LMAO

Esther: You know, you should have stayed. I have good wine.

Kiara: Yeah I thought about that, but I don't drink the stuff...thats for sissy villains like you :P"

actually it would probably be more along the lines of.,...

Me: What?
Methos: What?!
Me: What?!?
Methos: What?!?!?
Me: What?!??!?!?
Methos: What?!?!??!?!?
Me: What?!??!?!??
Methos: What?!?!??!?!?
Me: What??!??!?!?
Methos: What?!?!??!?!?
Me: What??!??!?!?
Methos: What?!?!??!?!?
Me: What??!??!?!?
Methos: What?!?!??!?!?

M

"Steve : Hey dude

Drift :  Who the F*$% are you?

Steve :    I'm the guy who writes you, I made you, You're a role-playing character on Comicvine

Drift :   OH! So, You're %*$ing insane?

Steve : *sigh* Why did I make you such an @$$hole?

Drift :  Cause I'm %#&$ing awesome, thats why.

Steve :  That made no sense....

Drift :   Do I care? Lets just go to a strip club

Steve :  I'm 13, How am I gonna get into a strip club?

Drift :  Oh.....Well, %^(#$ you, I'll just go by myself

Drift walks off

Steve :   .......

Starkiller: now..let us rise up and bathe the world in darkness!!
Me: why are you so evil man? it's like you have a stick up your a$$ or something
Starkiller: shut the f*** up and bow to your future master, b!tch
Me: f*** you, man...I MADE you
Starkiller: you didn't do sh!t!! f***, you insolent, whiny son a of a b!tch...Starkiller deploys his lightsaber and decapitates Obi with a powerful swing.
Obi: x_x

"actually it would probably be more along the lines of.,...

Me: What?
Methos: What?!
Me: What?!?
Methos: What?!?!?
Me: What?!??!?!?
Methos: What?!?!??!?!?
Me: What?!??!?!??
Methos: What?!?!??!?!?
Me: What??!??!?!?
Methos: What?!?!??!?!?
Me: What??!??!?!?
Methos: What?!?!??!?!?
Me: What??!??!?!?
Methos: What?!?!??!?!?

M"

"Starkiller: now..let us rise up and bathe the world in darkness!!
Me: why are you so evil man? it's like you have a stick up your a$$ or something
Starkiller: shut the f*** up and bow to your future master, b!tch
Me: f*** you, man...I MADE you
Starkiller: you didn't do sh!t!! f***, you insolent, whiny son a of a b!tch...Starkiller deploys his lightsaber and decapitates Obi with a powerful swing.
Obi: x_x
"

lmao

"Starkiller said:

"Starkiller: now..let us rise up and bathe the world in darkness!!
Me: why are you so evil man? it's like you have a stick up your a$$ or something
Starkiller: shut the f*** up and bow to your future master, b!tch
Me: f*** you, man...I MADE you
Starkiller: you didn't do sh!t!! f***, you insolent, whiny son a of a b!tch...Starkiller deploys his lightsaber and decapitates Obi with a powerful swing.
Obi: x_x
"

Kiara: OH its ark!
Ark: Yeah what of it?
Kiara: I think your adorable pinches his cheek
Ark: Tries to decapitate Kiara
Kiara: Nice try douchebag giggles"

"Kiara_Sullivan said:

"Starkiller said:

"Starkiller: now..let us rise up and bathe the world in darkness!!
Me: why are you so evil man? it's like you have a stick up your a$$ or something
Starkiller: shut the f*** up and bow to your future master, b!tch
Me: f*** you, man...I MADE you
Starkiller: you didn't do sh!t!! f***, you insolent, whiny son a of a b!tch...Starkiller deploys his lightsaber and decapitates Obi with a powerful swing.
Obi: x_x
"

Kiara: OH its ark!
Ark: Yeah what of it?
Kiara: I think your adorable pinches his cheek
Ark: Tries to decapitate Kiara
Kiara: Nice try douchebag giggles"

gives up trying to kill her and insteadcarries her off towards his lair...:P"

Me: Dude! You got a tattoo!
Kurrent: So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?
Me: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Kurrent: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Me: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Kurrent: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Me: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Kurrent: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Me: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Kurrent: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Me: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Kurrent: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Me: "Sweet!" What about mine?
[later]
Kurrent: [angry] "Dude!" What does mine say?
Me: [screaming] "Sweet!"

"

Me: Dude! You got a tattoo!
Kurrent: So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?
Me: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Kurrent: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Me: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Kurrent: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Me: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Kurrent: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Me: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Kurrent: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Me: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Kurrent: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Me: "Sweet!" What about mine?
[later]
Kurrent: [angry] "Dude!" What does mine say?
Me: [screaming] "Sweet!"

"

"Michael comes home after a long day at work and see the place has been broken into. He wlkas quietly inside with his keys held in his hands like claws.

Bizzaro Jinx: taps him on the shoulder What the hell are you doing here?

Michael: I live here! points at his hand Is that one of my beers?

Bizzaro Jinx: Mostly. I mixed in some stuff I found under the sink....gives it more buzz then your *expletive deleted* beer ever could. burp

Michael: And who the hell said you could drink my beer?

Syrus Jest: Walks in from bedroom wearing Michael's robe. I did, I figured that you wouldn't mind.

Michael: Of course I mind.....what are you doing in my robe?

Syrus Jest: Don't get your panties in a wad, I'll pay you back for everything. How does 100 Million sound? begins writing check

Michael: It would sound awesome...if you actually existed! You might as well pay me in pesos or yen or for that matter confederate money! Your check is worthless. Begins to hiberventilate from stress.

Jinx: Yes it does. He says smuggly coming from Michael's office.

Michael: Looks confused at Jinx What does?

Jinx: His account exists. I made him one in Brussels about 5 minutes before you came home. I transferred all the money from the AOL retirement fund account and Donald Trump's private spending account to name a few.  Flashes his trademark cocky grin at his creator

Michael: Runs to the computer watching the transfer process finish. We could be sent to prison for this. What if we're caught?

Jinx: Think about what you said. Have I ever been caught?

Michael: .....

Moments later

------------------------

Michael: Welcome to Amsterdam gentlemen!"

Acer: .....................

Nathan: ...............

Acer: ....................

Nathan: ................

Acer: ....................

Lunar Vixen: Geez these two passed out again

Lady Voodoo: MEN

Lunar Vixen: Im so glad im a lesbian looks at Lady Voodoo

Lady Voodoo: Dont go getting any ideas

Ben: Hey look up whats that?
khathala: what!?! no!!
Ben: just look up its really cool!!
Khathala: *looks up* yeah thats the sun -_-
Ben: *runs away fast*
Khathala: *looks around* hey where are my ankh, gold, and sword?
Ben: *running* hahaha lol now i have two of each ^_^

Mich: Um why do you kick men i the ball O_O?
Sha: why not
Mich: uh i would guess it hurts them
Sha: and your point???
Mich: LOOOK IT"S  LINT^^
Sha: ??????
Mich: what
Sha:i cant believe your my creator???
Mich: *get a pencil and erases sha*

"Mich: Um why do you kick men i the ball O_O?
Sha: why not
Mich: uh i would guess it hurts them
Sha: and your point???
Mich: LOOOK IT"S  LINT^^
Sha: ??????
Mich: what
Sha:i cant believe your my creator???
Mich: *get a pencil and erases sha*"

YUPPErs

Omega Sha does that mean i need an omega level cup

LMFAO yeah there's an alpha and delta Sha

"Mich: Um why do you kick men i the ball O_O?
Sha: why not
Mich: uh i would guess it hurts them
Sha: and your point???
Mich: LOOOK IT"S  LINT^^
Sha: ??????
Mich: what
Sha:i cant believe your my creator???
Mich: *get a pencil and erases sha*"

"LMFAO yeah there's an alpha and delta Sha"

LMFAO

"kyoko said:

"LMFAO yeah there's an alpha and delta Sha"

Hides in a magical bomb bunker knowing thats the only place his balls will be safe"

LMFAO

"J1NX said:

"Michael comes home after a long day at work and see the place has been broken into. He wlkas quietly inside with his keys held in his hands like claws.

Bizzaro Jinx: taps him on the shoulder What the hell are you doing here?

Michael: I live here! points at his hand Is that one of my beers?

Bizzaro Jinx: Mostly. I mixed in some stuff I found under the sink....gives it more buzz then your *expletive deleted* beer ever could. burp

Michael: And who the hell said you could drink my beer?

Syrus Jest: Walks in from bedroom wearing Michael's robe. I did, I figured that you wouldn't mind.

Michael: Of course I mind.....what are you doing in my robe?

Syrus Jest: Don't get your panties in a wad, I'll pay you back for everything. How does 100 Million sound? begins writing check

Michael: It would sound awesome...if you actually existed! You might as well pay me in pesos or yen or for that matter confederate money! Your check is worthless. Begins to hiberventilate from stress.

Jinx: Yes it does. He says smuggly coming from Michael's office.

Michael: Looks confused at Jinx What does?

Jinx: His account exists. I made him one in Brussels about 5 minutes before you came home. I transferred all the money from the AOL retirement fund account and Donald Trump's private spending account to name a few.  Flashes his trademark cocky grin at his creator

Michael: Runs to the computer watching the transfer process finish. We could be sent to prison for this. What if we're caught?

Jinx: Think about what you said. Have I ever been caught?

Michael: .....

Moments later

------------------------

Michael: Welcome to Amsterdam gentlemen!"

LMFAO! I knew you were Syrus.. Im so smart :D"

Me: Meow?
SK: I can speak English, you made me ya know
Me: Oops, sorry. Now that you live here, do you want me to get you some cat food?
SK: Would you eat that?
Me: No, let's get pizza
SK: OK

Michelle: So um when you die where do you go?
Sha: ummmm well i went to the place inbetween
Michelle: will i go there!?
Sha: hell no cheerleaders go to hell!
Feral nova: hell yeah!
Michelle: erases them both

"Michelle: So um when you die where do you go?
Sha: ummmm well i went to the place inbetween
Michelle: will i go there!?
Sha: hell no cheerleaders go to hell!
Feral nova: hell yeah!
Michelle: erases them both"

LMFAO

Michelle: So.....how does it feel to be the weakest ninjan?
VT: how does it feel to be 19 years old saying words like yuppers?
Mich:sha was right your a B!tch!
VT: Sha was right you do have the mind of a Retarted ape
Mich O_O gasp!
VT: loser!
mich: sets her on fire
Mich: muahahahahahaha

Me: Wow! Your like my favorite serial killer ever!

Jack: -_- I figured you'd read the bio you wrote for me you dolt, don't you remember how I got my name?

Me: Umm, by ripping people apart? o_O

Jack: -_- *fires some bullets into my gut and then walks away*

if i`d meet Captain Holland we would talk dutch of course and about how i made his cr@ppy fast design

Ben: hoi Cap 
CH: hoi Carlo
Ben: en wat vind je van je pak? / so do you like you suit?
CH: nou ik vind het noch steeds nagaapt heb je niets beters ? / well i still find it somewhat of a copycat don't you have anything better? 
Ben: nee / no
CH: kan je nu niet iets beters werken? / cant you work something better right now?
Ben: meschien............ nee the lui / maybe........... no too lazy  shalom cap !! ^_^ *disappears*
CH: hey wacht maar ik will nog een nieuwe pak... / hey wait but i still want a new suit.. *goes to cry in a corner*

I would ask why do you piss so many people off??!!!!

i would ask ...... if he could get me a girl lol i'm free

"i would ask ...... if he could get me a girl lol i'm free"

GAS: what's my concept?
mich: your initials spell GAS LMFAO!!!
GAS: yes i know...
mich:  i don have a concept for you i want you to be a scientist
GAS:fair enough

With Ultimate Project

Jeff - Wow! To think I created you to be a villain!
UP - Why did you change it? I had fun.
Jeff - You had fun Killing and raping innocent people.. thats why I changed it.
UP - Oh, good move. Rape is for @$$holes.
Jeff - Yup...
UP- your a horrible person for creating me.
Jeff - .... yup...

taki: who the hell are you
Whit: i'm your f##$cking creator
Taki: no you aint you stupid trick
JC: bitch!!!!!
(all three of them fight)

Me: So...
Daciana: What?
Me: Um... since your like a werewolf... do you hate vampires?
Daciana: I'm not a werewolf....
Me: yeah I know but... do you like Vampires?
Daciana: What kind of question is that?
Me: I dont know, hey want to play fetch in your wolf form?
Daciana: i'm not a dog...
Me:....your boring....
Daciana: ....your the one thats boring you made me.
Me: ouch... that hurt...
Daciana: I'm sorry
Me: No your not!
Daciana: I know, hey want some ice cream, your treat?
Me: ...fine.... BUT we play fetch when we get back.
Daciana:....fine.....

Steve : I don't have a Girlfriend

Drift : Am I supposed to care?

Steve : You could pretend to care

Drift : No I can't, I'm an @$$hole....You made me that way dumba$$.

Steve : sigh  Yeah, You have a point. So, Whats it like to have Magic powers?

Drift :  I can eat you...

Steve : Why would you do tha----

Drift : Don't talk to me about your lack of love ever again.

burp

Me: Gimme some of your powers.
Light: Uh, no.
Me: Turn into a Lion.
Light: Not in the mood.
Me: Show me a cake monster.
Light: Nah.
Me:Like wtf!
Light:turns him into nothingness

Me: So, can I have your enchanted cards?
Adélaïde: No! I need them!
Me: Just a couple...
Adele: Forget it!
Me: Not even one...?
Adele: ...
Me: *Jumps and grabs cards*.
Adele: GIMME THAT!

Drift : Hey Light

Light : Sup Right hand!

Drift : Nothing much cept' theres some weird guy who keeps following me

Steve : HI GUYS!

Drift : face palm

Light :  Can I do it?

Drift : Let me

Light : No I wanna

_____________

45 minutes later, They both kill em'

"Drift : Hey Light

Light : Sup Right hand!

Drift : Nothing much cept' theres some weird guy who keeps following me

Steve : HI GUYS!

Drift : face palm

Light :  Can I do it?

Drift : Let me

Light : No I wanna

_____________

45 minutes later, They both kill em'"