#1 Posted by Icarusflies (12402 posts) - - Show Bio

Pretty straightforward...what is the absolute dumbest alt you have made?

I think mine is currently either Zem2_the_Ultimate_Matress, or Zem_the_Mattress_on_Fire.

...

I don't think I have to explain why I made these/what they are, but it's totally ShadowKnight's fault.

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#2 Posted by _Zombie_ (10299 posts) - - Show Bio

Uh.. most of my alts have had reasons behind them. Wouldn't say any are particularly 'dumb'. >_>

#3 Posted by _Cain_ (23591 posts) - - Show Bio

LMAO...

I Have no clue, I Don't have a problem unlike other people *Cough*

#4 Posted by Icarusflies (12402 posts) - - Show Bio

@shadowknight666:

>_>

I think I actually HAVE an altcoholics thread around here somewhere. :P

I should go find that.

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#5 Posted by Shanana (52805 posts) - - Show Bio

Shane Lopez.

Alt universe Sha

#6 Posted by Quintus_Knightfall (84356 posts) - - Show Bio

Namor

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#7 Posted by rogue_mar1e (19833 posts) - - Show Bio

None of my alts are dumb ~

#8 Edited by Fidelus (27 posts) - - Show Bio

<--Surkit

Dumbest alt I can think of right here, made it on the fly

#9 Posted by _Psy_ (3388 posts) - - Show Bio

I made a Slenderman alt like a year ago/

#10 Posted by Darkchild (40624 posts) - - Show Bio
#12 Posted by _Cain_ (23591 posts) - - Show Bio

@Hypnotoad: ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO TOAD!

#13 Posted by CellphoneGirl (18797 posts) - - Show Bio

@rogue_mar1e said:

None of my alts are dumb ~

#14 Posted by _Sojourn_ (19233 posts) - - Show Bio

Um.. Probably... Ms. Thang lol... I was really in to Vixen for a while lol

#15 Posted by Urban_Spaceman (1210 posts) - - Show Bio

At one point I had an android who was secretly a condensed moon thus giving him vast gravitational powers and the ability to take moon form, where he was a moon that could shoot lasers.... Also he was Powered by cheap wine

#16 Posted by Joan (93 posts) - - Show Bio

I made an evil rabbit that could shoot lasers out of his eyes....

#17 Posted by .Mistress Redhead. (27082 posts) - - Show Bio

Bowl of petunias. Few people understood that one....

#18 Posted by Izaiah (5166 posts) - - Show Bio

Too many to list.  Token Shiny Person and Epic Procrastinating Man are prolly near the top though.

#19 Posted by Aiden Cross (15557 posts) - - Show Bio

Male Nurse

#20 Posted by _Masquerade_ (66 posts) - - Show Bio

@Aiden Cross said:

Male Nurse

I didn't know that was you!

@Izaiah said:

Too many to list. Token Shiny Person and Epic Procrastinating Man are prolly near the top though.

What about Green Hill of Death, or whatever it was called. ;)

#21 Posted by Aiden Cross (15557 posts) - - Show Bio

@_Masquerade_: well i don't know who you are, that makes us even ;p

#22 Posted by _Masquerade_ (66 posts) - - Show Bio

@Aiden Cross: And you may Never Know!

Jumps onto ceiling and runs out of thread.

#23 Posted by Aiden Cross (15557 posts) - - Show Bio

@_Masquerade_: well at least you stay true to your name ;p

#24 Posted by _Titan (3362 posts) - - Show Bio

@.Mistress Redhead. said:

Bowl of petunias. Few people understood that one....

#25 Posted by .Mistress Redhead. (27082 posts) - - Show Bio
@Flucks *tears of joy* so proud.... :'D
#26 Posted by AaronMoses8 (62 posts) - - Show Bio

@.Mistress Redhead. said:

@Flucks *tears of joy* so proud.... :'D

Lol. xD

#27 Posted by Surkit (11079 posts) - - Show Bio

@.Mistress Redhead.: ;P 42

#28 Posted by Izaiah (5166 posts) - - Show Bio
@_Masquerade_ said:

What about Green Hill of Death, or whatever it was called. ;)

That's not mine. lol I do have a Blue Screen of Death though.
#29 Posted by Hot_Potato (7 posts) - - Show Bio

Catch me!

#30 Posted by Lost_Nomad (152 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't think I really have a dumb alt. Not that I can think of anyways!

#31 Posted by Icarusflies (12402 posts) - - Show Bio

@Hot_Potato said:

Catch me!

What? DARNNIT. THIS POTATO IS HOT SOMEONE ELSE TAKE IT!

Throws

Goes and holds a thing of ice cream.

Eats the ice cream

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#32 Posted by .Mistress Redhead. (27082 posts) - - Show Bio

@Flucks *tears of joy* so proud.... :'D

#33 Posted by _Titan (3362 posts) - - Show Bio

@.Mistress Redhead.: That book was so genius, most people initially think it's stupid :P

#34 Posted by .Mistress Redhead. (27082 posts) - - Show Bio

@Flucks said:

@.Mistress Redhead.: That book was so genius, most people initially think it's stupid :P

I love all of Douglas Adams stuff, but it can be a mind stretcher.

no idea how I got italics to work o_O

#35 Posted by _Titan (3362 posts) - - Show Bio

Looked him up, never remembered his name,and I didn't know he made doctor who, I'm going to catch that on a lazy day

weird lol I think they've been adding new features for the phone users lately, heard they added replying now

#36 Posted by #1 (423 posts) - - Show Bio

I have, I have Insurance Sha, I have Bacteria Sha, I have Look b!tch I'm Rick James.

#37 Posted by Surkit (11079 posts) - - Show Bio

@#1 said:

I have, I have Insurance Sha, I have Bacteria Sha, I have Look b!tch I'm Rick James.

bwahahaha

#38 Posted by Shanana (52805 posts) - - Show Bio

Don't ask lol

#39 Posted by Ethan Starks (2815 posts) - - Show Bio

BGB's Lion

or

The Joker.

#40 Posted by Surkit (11079 posts) - - Show Bio
#41 Posted by Marksman (1364 posts) - - Show Bio

Probably this guy, or Mattersuit.

That says a lot, considering EC called Mattersuit intelligent.

#42 Posted by Angeni (5085 posts) - - Show Bio

My very first account Nicole Jane. :P

#43 Posted by _Cain_ (23591 posts) - - Show Bio

@Marksman said:

Probably this guy, or Mattersuit.

That says a lot, considering EC called Mattersuit intelligent.

The only thing I See that's wrong with Marksman is his real name...

Mark S. Man...

#44 Posted by Marksman (1364 posts) - - Show Bio

@shadowknight666: Please, it's not that obvious. His surname has two N's at the end.

It's Mark S Mann.