What is your dumbest alt?

Pretty straightforward...what is the absolute dumbest alt you have made?

I think mine is currently either Zem2_the_Ultimate_Matress, or Zem_the_Mattress_on_Fire.

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I don't think I have to explain why I made these/what they are, but it's totally ShadowKnight's fault.

Uh.. most of my alts have had reasons behind them. Wouldn't say any are particularly 'dumb'. >_>

LMAO...

I Have no clue, I Don't have a problem unlike other people *Cough*

@shadowknight666:

>_>

I think I actually HAVE an altcoholics thread around here somewhere. :P

I should go find that.

Shane Lopez.

Alt universe Sha

Namor

None of my alts are dumb ~

<--Surkit

Dumbest alt I can think of right here, made it on the fly

I made a Slenderman alt like a year ago/

http://www.comicvine.com/myvine/guido_figaro_s_dragon/

@Hypnotoad: ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO TOAD!

@rogue_mar1e said:

None of my alts are dumb ~

Um.. Probably... Ms. Thang lol... I was really in to Vixen for a while lol

At one point I had an android who was secretly a condensed moon thus giving him vast gravitational powers and the ability to take moon form, where he was a moon that could shoot lasers.... Also he was Powered by cheap wine

I made an evil rabbit that could shoot lasers out of his eyes....

Bowl of petunias. Few people understood that one....

Too many to list.  Token Shiny Person and Epic Procrastinating Man are prolly near the top though.

Male Nurse

@_Masquerade_: well i don't know who you are, that makes us even ;p

@_Masquerade_: well at least you stay true to your name ;p

@.Mistress Redhead. said:

Bowl of petunias. Few people understood that one....

@.Mistress Redhead. said:

@Flucks *tears of joy* so proud.... :'D

Lol. xD

@.Mistress Redhead.: ;P 42

What about Green Hill of Death, or whatever it was called. ;)

Catch me!

I don't think I really have a dumb alt. Not that I can think of anyways!

@Hot_Potato said:

Catch me!

What? DARNNIT. THIS POTATO IS HOT SOMEONE ELSE TAKE IT!

Throws

Goes and holds a thing of ice cream.

Eats the ice cream

@Flucks *tears of joy* so proud.... :'D

@.Mistress Redhead.: That book was so genius, most people initially think it's stupid :P

@Flucks said:

@.Mistress Redhead.: That book was so genius, most people initially think it's stupid :P

I love all of Douglas Adams stuff, but it can be a mind stretcher.

no idea how I got italics to work o_O

Looked him up, never remembered his name,and I didn't know he made doctor who, I'm going to catch that on a lazy day

weird lol I think they've been adding new features for the phone users lately, heard they added replying now

I have, @Spongebob squarepants I have Insurance Sha, I have Bacteria Sha, I have Look b!tch I'm Rick James.

@#1 said:

I have, @Spongebob squarepants I have Insurance Sha, I have Bacteria Sha, I have Look b!tch I'm Rick James.

bwahahaha

Don't ask lol

BGB's Lion

or

The Joker.

http://www.comicvine.com/myvine/salvadore/

Probably this guy, or Mattersuit.

That says a lot, considering EC called Mattersuit intelligent.

My very first account Nicole Jane. :P

@Marksman said:

Probably this guy, or Mattersuit.

That says a lot, considering EC called Mattersuit intelligent.

The only thing I See that's wrong with Marksman is his real name...

Mark S. Man...

@shadowknight666: Please, it's not that obvious. His surname has two N's at the end.

It's Mark S Mann.