Here's an example, off the top of my head. I'll have more soon:
X-MEN ANNUAL 2007 (my imaginary cameo appearance)
Exodus: This ship–so impregnable, so very deadly–was to be my ark.
Exodus: I would have brought the children from among their enemies, to a new Genosha.
Supersnitch (me): Er…excuse me, Exodus, don't you think you should start off with a gold fish or something?
Supersnitch: To be honest, I'd never trust you with any pet, let alone a child.
Exodus: How dare you…
Supersnitch: I mean you're hardly role model material. Does Apocalypse have your real brain in a jar?
Special Effects: CHOOOOOM!!!!!
Rogue: Oh mah god! Ya f@#%#$! Ya killed mah friend!
To be continued…
Note: It's convenient that the Shield helicarrier looks a bit like a fish tank.
I've been meaning to get around to adding a happy ending. We all know I survived this and am able to type this message.
Ok here goes:
Random: Exodus! You said "nobody dies."
Exodus: Calm down, Random. I didn't kill the mouthy witch. I simply teleported Snitch off the ship.
Rogue: Lucky for you, honey. Lucky for you.
Supergirl Many happy returns!
Doctor: And she was doing what when you found her?
(Back at the park)
Linda: What the hell are you doing
sha: what does it look like! i'm *shnnne* doing
Linda: A handstand
Sha: that's how much you know
Linda: ok i give what's the deal here
Sha: i'm trying to push earth out of it's orbit