#151 Posted by Ferro Vida (34678 posts) - - Show Bio

Sign up for cage matches and beat the sh!t out of people

#152 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio

 
human trafficking
setting black market organ shops
human farming
cooking 
helping terrorists
help third world dictators commit genocide
eating up children to curb the population
walk the dog
setting schools on fire for laughs
play kaiju on big cities
make viruses for developing countries
donating money to charity
self cannibalism
haunting buildings
beating up women and children
making murals 
inventing new products for his customers
aiding space aliens in the takeover to earth
aiding space alien in terrestrial migration
playing videogames
having fun with cattle mutilation and selling tools to aliens so they can anal probe farmers
pretending to be a cryptid so he can get more infamy
pushing people down the stairs
jaywalking
 
and all that jazz

 Proving people I exist is a favorite
#153 Posted by -Eclipse- (7588 posts) - - Show Bio
@thegreatfour: Which one? o__o lmao
#154 Posted by The Psyentist (17319 posts) - - Show Bio
@Nerx said:
"self cannibalism


 Proving people I exist is a favorite
"
Nom nom.
#155 Posted by DaggerKlutz (2994 posts) - - Show Bio
  • Plan evil schemes
  • Play with his pets
  • Practice evil laugh
  • Karaoke
  • Make evil gadgets
  • Work as CEO of the Hairy Back Corporation
  • Monologues
  • Donates to charities
  • Eat at expensive restaurants  
#156 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio
@The Psyentist:  Its my job before I turned supervillain
#157 Posted by The Psyentist (17319 posts) - - Show Bio
@Nerx: Your job was self cannibalism? How does that work?
#158 Posted by Herbert West (272 posts) - - Show Bio

Off-time? What is this off-time of which you speak? 

#159 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio
@The Psyentist: I meant being the boogieman , self cannibalism is a hobby and I eat myself until I became a tiny speck only to eat myself out back to normal again.
#160 Posted by The Psyentist (17319 posts) - - Show Bio
@Nerx said:
" @The Psyentist: self cannibalism is a hobby and I eat myself until I became a tiny speck only to eat myself out back to normal again. "
That sounds kind of fun.
#161 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio
@The Psyentist: Wanna try toots?
 
takes out an attachable set of monster teeth from his pocket
#162 Posted by The Psyentist (17319 posts) - - Show Bio
@Nerx: Uh, no. That's alright. I couldn't metabolize myself very well.
#163 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio
@The Psyentist: It comes with a reset option and If things turn out bad just think out the safe word, you won't remember a thing
#164 Posted by The Psyentist (17319 posts) - - Show Bio
@Nerx: Ah, I think I'll be alright. Humans have this thing about cannibalism. For some reason we can't eat a lot of human without neurological side effects. I wouldn't want to risk those.
#165 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio
@The Psyentist: How about If I grant you immunity to those petty side-effects?
#166 Posted by The Psyentist (17319 posts) - - Show Bio
@Nerx: Well, that's very considerate of you. But I think I'll be fine just reading a book.
#167 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio
@The Psyentist: well I do have pod people, think of them as the vegetarian alternative to humans
#168 Posted by The Psyentist (17319 posts) - - Show Bio
@Nerx: Oh, that's interesting. What are pod people?
#169 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio
@The Psyentist:
 Well in a nutshell they are human replicas grown in pods
#170 Posted by The Psyentist (17319 posts) - - Show Bio
@Nerx: Oh. Wow. Do you grow them yourself?
#171 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio
@The Psyentist: Yes, and one of these days I am thinking of becoming a Hollywood cannibal so I can be famous
#172 Posted by The Psyentist (17319 posts) - - Show Bio
@Nerx: Really? That's quite an aspiration.
#173 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio
@The Psyentist:   If mr Issei Segawa can do it in japan in real life so can I

OoC: I took inspiration from the I am Weasel show where they brought in a cannibal superstar
#174 Posted by The Psyentist (17319 posts) - - Show Bio
@Nerx: I see. Well, that sounds like a good plan for you, I suppose. 
 
(Haha. That's awesome.)
#175 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio
@The Psyentist: To be a highly acclaimed actor on the likes of chaplin
#176 Posted by Ultimate JSA (2840 posts) - - Show Bio

well i go to another dimensional to hunt stuff
#177 Posted by The Psyentist (17319 posts) - - Show Bio
@Nerx: Admirable.
#178 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio
@The Psyentist: then one day to win an oscar
#179 Posted by The Psyentist (17319 posts) - - Show Bio
@Nerx: Haha. Do you have your speech ready?
#180 Posted by Primmaster64 (21138 posts) - - Show Bio

Um...welll he...

#181 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio
@The Psyentist: something about opening a new health plan that will encourage a strict cannibal diet, something on the lines of being eaten to be one with nerx... and thanks to mom
#182 Posted by The Psyentist (17319 posts) - - Show Bio
@Nerx: Sounds genuine. Very... you.
#183 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio
@The Psyentist:  then of course I eat the rest of the audience so I can take their acting skills
#184 Posted by The Psyentist (17319 posts) - - Show Bio
@Nerx: That doesn't seem very courteous after winning such an award.
#185 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio
@The Psyentist: well... uhh proceeds go to charity?
#186 Posted by The Psyentist (17319 posts) - - Show Bio
@Nerx: Uh... what proceeds exactly?
#187 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio
@The Psyentist: their celeb insurance and whatever I find in their pockets
#188 Posted by The Psyentist (17319 posts) - - Show Bio
@Nerx: Well, at least it's something, I suppose.
#189 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio
@The Psyentist: what about you?
 
got a dream...
#190 Posted by Aiden Cross (15569 posts) - - Show Bio

Sleep, drink, party, sex, and whatever the hell he feels like doing :p

#191 Posted by The_MVPs (84693 posts) - - Show Bio
  Plotting: Nothing beats cold calculated preparation  
 
 
 
 
 
 
Studying: The body is nothing without the mind
 
 
 
 
 
 
Teaching: My legacy will live on long after I am gone  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Forming new Alliances: Friends are assets
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Socializing: Even a villain needs to take time for the finer things in life
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#192 Posted by Mercy_ (92695 posts) - - Show Bio
@Gambler said: 
 
 

Teaching: My legacy will live on long after I am gone  
 
 
 
 
 
 
     
 
 
 

Cough. I'm right here. Cough. 
 
You and the legacy obsession. xP
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#193 Posted by thegreatfour (12967 posts) - - Show Bio

Hitting dates with bricks

#194 Posted by _Grifter_ (11211 posts) - - Show Bio

Tends to "borrow" things from people withough asking. Namely people who have alot of money and won't notice anything gone for a while.

#195 Posted by Leon_Dissada (4393 posts) - - Show Bio

leon eather trains or pulls jokes on people and acts really really inmature
#196 Posted by _Grifter_ (11211 posts) - - Show Bio

Bump.

#197 Posted by Mercy_ (92695 posts) - - Show Bio

Memories :(

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#198 Posted by The_Mercenary (1895 posts) - - Show Bio

Golf.

#199 Posted by Tatu (660 posts) - - Show Bio

Tatu generally observes the events of the world and either communes with the Shaman, or finds a way to mess something up.

Also, he likes to read Russian novelists and French playwrights, with the occasional Oscar Wilde.

#200 Posted by Mysterioz (602 posts) - - Show Bio

Create armies of robots and do alot of experiments.