Warsman's Restaurant

EVERYTHING IS EITHER BLOOD OR COVERED IN BLOOD. DON'T EAT HERE.

OR DO, I DON'T CARE.

Warsman is the manager, waiter, busboy, dishwasher, prep chef, backup cook, grill cook, host, cashier, and everything else.

Maybe that would explain why he is so pissed all the time.

YOU'RE WELCOME, NOBS. GET IN HERE SCRUB.

OH MY GOSH!

I WANNA A BLOODBURGUER, PLEASE!

@_drake:

@joygirl: You see that 'Nobs' on the OP? It stands for Nobody, which is my most famous username.

So I welcome you to the restaurant instead of going all GTFO cause I'm a nice guy =D

@warsman: Awwwww, I have AIDS already D=

@_drake:

You have to admit, though, the presentation is phenomenal here.

Calling it now, this is going to become a food porn thread.

Where cooking skills happen I think.

@warsman: Holy Jesus, now I am truly hungry. I want a dozen.

@_drake:

Quick, do something RP-related!

Become my co-manager and we will conquer the food industry!

@vivide:

You dare question the quality of my ingredients?

I WILL MAKE YOU AN INGREDIENT.

@warsman: but ebola is love.

@vivide:

Ebola-chan is love.

Ebola is ebola, congrats you have it, your new home is a remote sterilization pod in the middle of the Atlantic.

@warsman: It makes you better.

@vivide:

Instead of zombie apocalypse, we have the SUPERGODS.

Which is roughly 100,000 times worse.

@warsman: @vivide:

@just_an_average_man:

THE PROPHET HAS COME.

LONG LIVE EBOLA-CHAN.

@vivide: @warsman:

New menu item:

Bowl o' Ebola. It's free.

Comes with crackers.